“hypertrophic cardiomyopathy with focal coronary atheroscerosis”

Drat. I had self asphyxiation by sphincter for $20.

…..Palin dragging behind her like a string of shit for the rest of her career?

Nice visual there. Tx

Fifty bucks says the Smails Santorum kid picks his nose.”

… “Fifty bucks more says he eats it.”

Bye Bobby, thanks for playing. Maybe next time we’ll let you be one of the guys outside the barrel.

We are out of time. The time is now. Offer up what you have to give, all of it……before it is too late.

What’s next, Bobby? Send you $19.95 for a prayer cloth anointed with the sweat of your brow and a subscription to your newsletter?
Is that what you’re leading up to here?

My god, I’m begining to suspect that Breitbart has dispatched Tanmmy Faye Baker back from the dead to perpetuate his greatest scam yet.
Brilliant!

Actually my name really is cbear. I use the diminutive “c” and forgo the use of my middle and last names because I don’t want people to think I’m a pompous and pretentious asshole with delusions of grandeur.

Robert Alexander Dumas.
That’s quite a handle you got there Sparky. I’ll bet your parents had really high hopes in the beginning, didn’t they?

Man, I haven’t seen anything like that since about 10 years ago when I was riding my scooter near a farmers market in Bangkok and accidentally clipped this old lady’s chicken which had wandered out into traffic. The chicken lived, I almost didn’t.

Happy eleventh 39th birthday, Mrs Tbogg—you splendidly gamdiferous and glamorous creature, you.

Funny, I thought I was pretty familiar with the Kubler-Ross 5 Stages of Grief model, but I don’t recall “incessantly licking the balls of the corpse” as being part of the process.
Must be a gooper thing.

Cool video.

I’m always fascinated watching young animals play/practice the skills they will later use to survive in nature.
However I’m a little unclear as to how the basset is able to clear his ears from the strike zone at the moment they deliver the killing bite to their prey? They sure do flop around a lot.

Let me see if I have this straight–

David Brock and the guys at Media Matters are scoring the big bucks from Soros, quaffing unlimited amounts of primo weasel dust, drinking like fish, playing with guns, knocking the bottom out of female staffers—AND totally fucking with the goopers?

Those Bastards! There oughta be a law.

P.S. Put me down for the prime rib, an end piece, medium rare please.

Hmmmm….

Gillibrand (D) Wall Street Cenedella (R) Beef and Blowjobs

Fuck it, I’m a loyal Democrat but I may just have to break ranks with the party on this one. How do I get in touch with this Cenedella dude?

Hmmmm….

Gillibrand (D) Wall Street
Cenedella (R) Beef and Blowjobs

Fuck it, I’m a Democrat but I may just have to break ranks with the party on this one.
How do I get in touch with this Cenedella dude?

Shakira’s ass and “the Muffs coming to town” is a little too much for me to assimilate right now. But, thanks for letting me know.

Hell, the mob guys might even take you to one of their strip clubs and maybe get you laid—with Bain, you ain’t even gonna get a reacharound. Pricks.

And on the 8th day Dog created……

A nice heavy twine dispenser with its own cutting edge can be operated one handed, imperative when your other hand is occupied in wrestling with your chicken—and you’re trying to slip into your wetsuit

There, fixed it for her.

Btw, I’m not sure about the other guys here, but when I’m “wrestling with my chicken” with one hand the last thing I want my other hand holding is something sharp. Just saying.

Mr. Hemrick, who is now a fund-raiser for Representative Michele Bachmann

Hmmm, so does this mean he’ll be catching heat from Marcus? Or will he be the one pitching inside?
So many questions.