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ceabaird commented on the blog post Meet The New Paultard, Same As The Old Paultard
Actually, as far as the American Indians go, the US Gov’t holds the World Land Speed Record in breaking “perpetual” treaties.
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ceabaird commented on the blog post Meet The New Paultard, Same As The Old Paultard
Please ask the Cherokee how this whole “Unbreakable US Treaty Thingy” that CANNOT be UNDONE has worked out for them.
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ceabaird commented on the blog post Adorable Muffinhead Explains Politics & Football To You
What else floats?
Very small stones.
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ceabaird commented on the blog post Adorable Muffinhead Explains Politics & Football To You
This is full of WIN.
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ceabaird commented on the blog post Yeah, That Guy
Don’t look now, but McAddled’s tossed her word salad into the ring (see what I did there?).
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ceabaird commented on the blog post Mitt Romney Not Missing First Day Of Stupid Job He Didn’t Want Anyway
Couldn’t have happened to a better set of folks, bless their tiny, shriveled little hearts.
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ceabaird commented on the blog post Playing The Odds
You know, when Julie Brown wrote (and starred in) her seminal 80′s hit, we all thought it was a funny parody – not a blueprint for the future.
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ceabaird commented on the blog post Five Finger Discount, Six Figure Pout
GWPA – sorry to hear about your troubles…
On the other hand, you could be in as bad a shape as that poor retired couple, who retired, STILL earn 180,000 Simoleons in INCOME. As RETIREES. NICE.
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ceabaird commented on the blog post Five Finger Discount, Six Figure Pout
Sad when the investment income of these Sad Americans is larger than the total income of the majority of Working-Class Americans (see what I did there?).
My obvious response to these very sad stories is: “Are there no poorhouses? Are there no Sweatshops?”
Awesome display of First-World problems here…
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ceabaird commented on the blog post The Return Of Shakira’s Ass & Random Ten Thingy
Do NOT drop the Brown ACID – it’s gone off…
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ceabaird commented on the blog post Abattoir Cadabra
Absolute fucking madness.
I would be willing to watch these shitbags continue their policy of sticking their fingers in their ears and going “LALALALALALALALA”, if by fingers you mean C-4, and by going “LALALALA” you mean squeezing the clacker a bunch of times.
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ceabaird commented on the blog post Victory Dance On The Killing Floor
“…The ones that strike me most are the repeated ‘if one courageous armed citizen had been there’….”
Yes. We call those people “Police Officers”. Full. Stop.
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ceabaird commented on the blog post Today We Are All Chunky Reese Witherspoon
“… Poor Mexican atheist sluts are ruining America and someday the smug liberals who have enabled them will reap this baby-momma godless sex whirlwind…”
Always euphemisms with these people! Why can’t they tell us (ahem) straight!
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ceabaird commented on the blog post Scenes From A Maul 2012
God has betrayed AMERICA, in that he/she allowed the brown/dusky vote to over power the pure, white, AMERICAN vote.
That’s how I read these vignettes. Though the salty, bittersweet, delicious tears of the melainin-challenged AMERICANS.
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ceabaird commented on the blog post Mark 8:36 For The Romney Soul
Travy, I’m so glad your purity showed the way “like a shaft of gold when all around is dark”; i.e. the purest bat piss.
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ceabaird commented on the blog post If Todd Akin Had Watched This Movie, He’d Be A Senator Today
Anyone else notice that the blocks the little girl plays with at the end of the clip spelled “death to usa”?
This is what Todd Akin was trying to save America’s Suicide™ from.
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ceabaird commented on the blog post “There are real problems in the world.”
Oh, and Sean Bonner is a narcissistic-navel-gazing, mid-life-crisis-entrapped asshole. But I repeat myself.
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ceabaird commented on the blog post “There are real problems in the world.”
If only I had the “Strength of WILL” that you do, as well as the “Underpants of RIGHTEOUSNESS” that you wear, to truly understand what a loss this really was for AMERICA.
Please enjoy this invitation to avail yourself of the gustatory delight that is the sodium-chloride-infused basket of pickled phalli.
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ceabaird commented on the blog post Mitt Romney Don’ Know Nothin’ ‘Bout Birthin’ No Gay Babies
I miss Jon-Jon Romney. It’s like they aren’t proud of him or something…
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ceabaird commented on the blog post Sodom & Gobama
It’s really amazing the work people out into crafting “positions” on Obama that essentially boil down to: “Don’t like the black guy – but I’m NOT a racist!”
Racists.
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