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Howard Beamer for Attorney General commented on the blog post Jonah Goldberg Is Surprisingly Less Gangsta Than You Probably Thought
That’s nothing. The people who worked for douchebag former Gov. Mark Sanford thought he said “I’m going to hike the Appalachian Trail” when what he really said was “I’m going to spike some Argentinian Tail”.
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Howard Beamer for Attorney General commented on the blog post The Big SLAPP Down
Shorter judge: Dumbass, there’s no such thing as the “Chewbacca Defense.” Now quit wasting my time!
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Howard Beamer for Attorney General commented on the blog post Friday Night Random Ten
My older brother saw R.E.M. at the Capital Center in D.C. in 1983 when they were opening for The Police on their “Synchronicity” tour. He wasn’t very impressed, but he soon became a big fan.
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Howard Beamer for Attorney General commented on the blog post Which Would John Galt Order?
Reason Foundation Co-Founder Bob Poole on Ayn Rand
Reason Foundation Co-Founder Tibor Machan on Ayn Rand
Reason Foundation Co-Founder Manny Klausner on Ayn Rand“Knight jumps Queen! Bishop jumps Queen! Pawns jump Queen! GANG BANG!!!” -Mel Brooks, History of the World – Part 1
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Howard Beamer for Attorney General commented on the blog post Work, Work, Work, Work….
Oh, hang all this computer geek tech talk. Let’s talk about Robyn Hilton, the gal who played Miss Stein in “Blazing Saddles.”
For example, according to stuff I found on the Intertubes:
- she was born in Twin Falls, Iowa in 1940
- after Blazing Saddles came roles in a handful of mainstream films and television series, including Starsky and Hutch
- she acted in six adult feature films and two dozen sex shorts from 1975 to 1977, but much of her work was destroyed in a fire in 1978
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Howard Beamer for Attorney General commented on the blog post Christine O’Donnell Makes Early Presidential Debate Winner Call
Karen Santorum, eh? Time for Dan Savage to hold another naming contest.
My suggestion: The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that sometimes gets wiped on a light blue jacket. -
Howard Beamer for Attorney General commented on the blog post Rick Santorum To Once Again Humiliate And Sadden His Family
The first hit that comes up on Google when you search for “Santorum” is still:
http://www.spreadingsantorum.com
“Santorum 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.”
That is so awesome!
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Howard Beamer for Attorney General commented on the blog post Dumb As A Bumpit
Listen my children and you shall hear,
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Howard Beamer for Attorney General commented on the blog post I got fifteen miles to go now, And I can hear my baby calling my name
Isn’t that nice? The Gov played the same position in high school. Did a car drive his fat ass from the dugout to home plate each inning?
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Howard Beamer for Attorney General commented on the blog post Madonna Of The WASPS
Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!
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Howard Beamer for Attorney General commented on the blog post “Someday, and that day may never come, I’ll call upon you to do a service for me.”
“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.” — Unknown
Also.
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Howard Beamer for Attorney General commented on the blog post Shake It Somewhere Else, Sister
According to that aricle, here’s the unqualified hack who the students are getting instead of Grifter, Jr.:
“Instead of Palin, the panel will feature Dr. Katie Plax, head of adolescent medicine and associate professor in the Department of Pediatrics at Washington University School of Medicine. Dr. Plax is medical director of The SPOT, a teen health center at Washington University Medical Center.”
Splitter!!
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Howard Beamer for Attorney General commented on the blog post Lao-Tsu-Tsu-Tsudio
As a Hendrix fan, I’m just loving this one:
If 6 Was 9, That’d Be Just Wacky
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Howard Beamer for Attorney General commented on the blog post Lao-Tsu-Tsu-Tsudio
Gree -
Thanks for that link. I never thought I’d see or hear that record again. God bless the internet.
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Howard Beamer for Attorney General commented on the blog post Lao-Tsu-Tsu-Tsudio
Back in the ’80s, there was a band called Gefilte Joe and the Fish. They had a record that was dyed blue and in the shape of a Star of David.
