The Alexamenos graffito would have been a better doodle. Onolatry is a leftist pursuit, after all. Merry Christmas…

Glenn[n...n] is the rock for which thought goes to crawl under and die

But wait… there’s more:

I have come to expect either (1) Ginsu knives (2) Aluminum siding (3) Flowbee attachments or (4) Linoleum flooring as a dessert topping. You toy with my P-300 expectations.

This is the world now that porn ‘performers’ must wear condoms during filming in California. Wrong side down hockey sticks … birth-rate graphs, of course. How is Joe P. going to get it up for the lil’ misses and his concubines with all that rabbitskin wrecking his Onan juice generation? And can you imagine what the fluffers are having to do? Rodeo clowning is looking like a better career path.

staffed by ideologically-blinkered dumbshits.

blinkered? Surely, you go too far, sir

Perhaps, the uterus and the vagina could at least get Miss Congeniality honorable mentions. I have a noncommittal platonic interest in these matters.

The Pu-Pu platter on Happy Birthday To Jesus Day is double happiness.

Shit bow run amok

“It’s a trap” — Admiral Ackbar

Her act with teh blind Mohels is laugh-out-loud funny.

The fine dining at medieval times is the only viable option; pon farr & ribs

UN Agenda 21

And all this time I presumed it to be a zombie musical number deleted from The Book of Mormon destined to be reintegrated for 2nd off-broadway tour.

Pity. Ken Burns would have made such a great film out of it.

Is it that by its indefiniteness it shadows forth the heartless voids and immensities of the universe, and thus stabs us from behind with the thought of annihilation, when beholding the white depths of the milky way? Or is it, that as in essence whiteness is not so much a color as the visible absence of color; and at the same time the concrete of all colors; is it for these reasons that there is such a dumb blankness, full of meaning, in a wide landscape of snows- a colorless, all-color of atheism from which we shrink? And when we consider that other theory of the natural philosophers, that all other earthly hues- every stately or lovely emblazoning- the sweet tinges of sunset skies and woods; yea, and the gilded velvets of butterflies, and the butterfly cheeks of young girls; all these are but subtile deceits, not actually inherent in substances, but only laid on from without; so that all deified Nature absolutely paints like the harlot, whose allurements cover nothing but the charnel-house within; and when we proceed further, and consider that the mystical cosmetic which produces every one of her hues, the great principle of light, for ever remains white or colorless in itself, and if operating without medium upon matter, would touch all objects, even tulips and roses, with its own blank tinge- pondering all this, the palsied universe lies before us a leper; and like wilful travellers in Lapland, who refuse to wear colored and coloring glasses upon their eyes, so the wretched infidel gazes himself blind at the monumental white shroud that wraps all the prospect around him. And of all these things the Albino whale was the symbol. Wonder ye then at the fiery hunt? — hm (the whiteness of the whale)

On the NewsCorp, Rove’s word is law and it is this which paralyzes resistance….He never speaks but in the imperative mood. He commands even the sun. For when the noon observation is taken, it is officially twelve o’clock only when the captain says ‘Make it so.’ Rove will smash the quadrant and denounce the whole procedure and all science included.

“no whiteness (lost) is so white as the memory of whiteness” — wcw

Some generals rape easy.

heavens to joe christmas

gop polling: more cowbell … come on baby, i gotta have more cowbell … really explore the sample space with that cowbell …

Rmoney thought bubble: “i just knew i should have went with tom the bugman delay for vp” … once the beaumont blahs topple … it’s dominoes all the way down … alas, hermain cain’s secretary of defense dream … shattered …he was going to turn that six sigma wankerbunker into a 9-9-9 sigma institution …