• Well, that’s a blow. I’m really gonna miss you, man. You are one of a kind.

    And how weird is it that right after I post a video of Dan Hicks and His Hot Licks doing “How Can I miss You When You Won’t Go away” I come here and see that song title in the url to this post? It must mean something, man. If only I knew what.

    So long, and thanks for all the lulz.

  • Renée Zellweger?

  • commie atheist commented on the blog post Juicebox Jesus: The Forsakening

    2013-04-30 15:06:54View | Delete

    Oscar Leroy, boy, is that you?
    I thought your post-hangin’ days were through,
    Sunk-in eyes and full of sighs,
    Tell no lies, you get wise,
    I tell you now we’re gonna pull you through,
    There’s only one thing left that we can do.

    We gotta get you a woman,
    It’s like nothin’ else to make you feel sure you’re alive.
    We gotta get you a woman,
    We better get walkin’, we’re wastin’ time talkin’ now.

  • commie atheist commented on the blog post Grifting Towards Bethlehem

    2013-03-12 11:39:06View | Delete

    No, but give it a few months, and it will be in the bargain bins, marked down to $1.99. Perfect for a stocking stuffer for the following JesusMas.

  • commie atheist commented on the blog post I Got 99 Problems But Being Rich Ain’t One

    2013-03-11 15:15:58View | Delete

    Every time I see that picture it makes me feel so sad. Those poor, poor people and their $180,000 a year in investment income…

  • commie atheist commented on the blog post Yesterday’s News Is Today’s Attention Whore

    2013-03-06 15:09:57View | Delete

    My first thought was that the last AP tweet was snark directed towards Malkin. Don’t think we have to worry about her getting any “unwanted” attention.

  • commie atheist commented on the blog post One Little Hitler Does The Other One’s Will

    2013-03-05 23:38:10View | Delete

    Maybe they’re upset that Frau Merkel is not turning out to be quite the Iron Lady they were expecting her to be.

    She now wants the CDU to introduce a minimum wage and over the weekend one of her closest allies signalled the party may also be ready to abandon its opposition giving gay couples the same preferential tax treatment as married heterosexuals.

    “The CDU isn’t what it used to be,” said Gerd Langguth, a political scientist at Bonn University. “It’s sacrificing more and more of its conservative core values. That may turn off some of conservative voters but could help Merkel win the election.”

    It’s hard out there for a Conservative pimp.

  • You’d have to have your head way up your ass to think most of these things were even important enough to mock, much less understand them.

  • TBogg, I really wish you’d stop making fun of the special needs children. First that poor Ben Shapiro and that unfortunate Joel Pollak, now this young lady with obvious problems. For shame.

  • I admit I don’t know how to see story as apolitical or disconnected from the context in which it emerges

    Wow, that’s like a lefty version of one of Roy Edroso’s Kulturkampf regulars. Sometimes a movie is just a movie, few chrissakes.

  • commie atheist commented on the blog post Like A Hole In The Head

    2013-02-23 18:48:11View | Delete

    Yes, I was extremely disappointed when Bush won a second term. That IS what you meant, right?

  • commie atheist commented on the blog post The Groom Is Still Waiting At The Altar

    2013-02-11 11:55:47View | Delete

    33 comments in, and no one has pointed out the name of the linked column: “K-Lo @Large.” Come on, people, you’re slipping.

  • commie atheist commented on the blog post The End Of Sarah Palin As We Never Wanted To Know Her

    2013-01-25 22:38:00View | Delete

    According to several sources, Miller huddled with Senator Jerry Moran of Kansas, the chairman of the National Republican Senatorial Committee.

    Great a brain, Moran.

  • commie atheist commented on the blog post Atlas Shanked

    2013-01-23 14:09:07View | Delete

    Also, Phil appears to be a proponent of “Makers vs. Takers” theory (from one of the Big Picture commenters, no link provided):

    “I’d like to add one more thing to that jobs thing or to the economy. You know, our jobs here in the United States, 47% of our jobs are government jobs, they cost us money. Whereas only 53% are producing money to help us grow out of this economic downturn. Whereas other countries, you take a look at China, 90% of their jobs are contributing to the government, only 10% are government jobs. Until we get private business job opportunities where we are raising money for the government, and really helping unemployment in that area, it really isn’t going to make much of a difference.”

    Phil Mickelson

    I think that the most interesting development of the past 12 months has been the replacement of the 27% crazification factor by the 47% imaginary moocher factor.

  • commie atheist commented on the blog post Atlas Shanked

    2013-01-23 13:51:54View | Delete

    Love the Barry Ritholtz response to one of his commenters:

    jdjed Says:
    January 22nd, 2013 at 4:46 pm
    Barry, you’re pimping the interview to pump your PVs, populist cred and $ management business. Who says he is ungrateful? Michelson has a right to complain about his bankrupt state’s high taxes and pay lower taxes in Florida or Nevada. Would you manage FA like California manages its finances? In the past you have claimed to lean towards libertarianism; I doubt it when you blog like this.


    BR: I doubt Phil or Howard will be calling me anytime soon. And anytime some cocksucker worth $180 million dollars goes boohoo about his taxes, I say fuck him — and fuck you too!

    PS: WHats a PV ?

  • commie atheist commented on the blog post Dear Mr. Gun Fantasy

    2013-01-08 16:44:04View | Delete

    He has a really, really tiny penis.

  • commie atheist commented on the blog post This Is What You Wanted, This Is What You Get

    2012-12-20 16:20:21View | Delete

    Alternatively, their insurance is covering all costs, and they are just using this as an excuse to gin up some free money from the rubes.

  • commie atheist commented on the blog post Tucker Carlson Is Going To Earn His Blood Money Today

    2012-12-14 12:20:08View | Delete

    Fuck you.

  • commie atheist commented on the blog post Tucker Carlson Is Going To Earn His Blood Money Today

    2012-12-14 12:19:45View | Delete

    You know what? The majority of people in this country are just fine with the occasional kindergarten slaughter, as long as their right to bear as many arms as they fucking feel like bearing is not infringed. So fuck all the sanctimony and handwringing. Deep down inside people are OK with this, because if they weren’t, something would have been done about it a long time ago.

  • commie atheist commented on the blog post The Harmonic Convergence Of Derp

    2012-12-03 13:03:20View | Delete

    Betsy Rothstein sure does have a high opinion of both Breitbart and Matty, plus she rights reel gud:

    Like an unrequited lover, Boyle had turned down Breitbart’s many advances. Still, when he died in March from a sudden heart attack, the young reporter was devastated.

    The dead young reporter was devastated – yes, I think that goes without saying.

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