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commissar1969 commented on the blog post Kvetch And Release
What a fucking asshole. I didn’t even know he was still around. He made an ass of himself, serially, from 9/11 on. And now Milbank wants us to feel sorry for him? Wants us to think that Joe was somehow above “mindless partisanship”???
Fuck you Joe Lieberman.
And for that matter, fuck you Dana Milbank for trying to elicit sympathy for this sanctimonious windbag.
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commissar1969 commented on the blog post Ann Romney Is Just Sitting Around, Listening To Adele And Crying All The Time Now
I’d have a hard time NOT loving a woman with breasts like that.
As long as they’re real, of course.
I’m just sayin’ . . .
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commissar1969 commented on the blog post Jonah Goldberg Does Not Care For Your Souless, Albeit Accurate, Number Crunching
Oh, and Jonah . . .
why didn’t I hear this thoughtful critique of Nate Silver from you back in 2010, when he was predicting that the TeaTards would retake the House?
Wait – I think I just answered my own question.
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commissar1969 commented on the blog post Jonah Goldberg Does Not Care For Your Souless, Albeit Accurate, Number Crunching
“and then they wait for the sausage to come out.”
I think that’s just wishful thinking on Jonah’s part.
He like-em sausage . . .
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commissar1969 commented on the blog post Slow Dance On The Cutting Room Floor
“sullen and uncommunicative” – ROTFLMAO!!! :)
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commissar1969 commented on the blog post Bill O’Reilly Is Done With Paying For Sex, You Hear? Done!
OK – by that logic, Bill O’Reilly, I should not have to pay for anyone’s health problems caused by obesity. It was their choice to overeat right? Why should I pay any of my hard-earned dollars to finance someone else’s gluttony?
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commissar1969 commented on the blog post The Pink Taint
Why would ANYone call Ari Fleischer (from the Yiddish: “Sack of Penises with a Dash of Salt”) for advice about ANYthing???
Am I the only one to ask himself this question? [/looks around the room desperately, plaintively/]
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commissar1969 commented on the blog post Ross Douthat Is All Up In Your Uterus Again
The upper right corner of this vid just reminds me of what a wonderful gift from God breasts are.
Just ask Ross Douchehat – he’s got a pair of his own.
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commissar1969 commented on the blog post Attack Of The Angry Attack Muffins Who Attack
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What the fuck is it with conservatives? WHAT do they have against literacy?
“subscribe those to Mitt Romney”
Huh????
You mean “ascribe,” perhaps?
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commissar1969 commented on the blog post One Hour Later And You’re Hungry For Handel Again
>> As the concert progressed, I began to realize a certain “prettiness” in the performance, a lack of force, drive and even drama. <<
Yeah, I'm sure she totally would have noticed this if she had been, say, listening to the performance on the radio or on a CD and had no prior knowledge about the ethnic background of the musicians.
What an utterly detestable, hateful person.
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commissar1969 commented on the blog post Mitt Romney Is A Mexican Now
On a completely different note: I really enjoyed “The Origin of the Brunists,” TBogg. Thanks for the tip!
Signed,
A fellow native San Diegan
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commissar1969 commented on the blog post Mitt Romney Is A Mexican Now
If that’s a picture of Mitt Romney, then I wanna be Mitt, with his mitt on the tit.
Or maybe, in deference to the subject of this blog post, we could say it in a Spanish accent: I want to be Meat, with his Meat on the Teat.
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commissar1969 commented on the blog post MSM Conspiring With Rick Santorum To Crush His Family’s Hopes And Dreams Once Again
BTW – “Keystone Light” – can anyone imagine a worse excuse for beer???
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commissar1969 commented on the blog post MSM Conspiring With Rick Santorum To Crush His Family’s Hopes And Dreams Once Again
Zbow’s right – some sympathy for the Santorum kids is in order. I mean, look how their parents dress them, for God’s sake! What is this? Judging by their clothing, he’s giving a concession speech circa 1936.
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commissar1969 commented on the blog post 1Q84
I really like your posts and I really like your taste, Tbogg – including Murakami.
It’s just too bad you limit yourself to “current” fiction. There’s a really good, very recent translation of Kafka’s “Amerika” that just came out. Check out
Kafka’s wrote three novel (fragments): this is his first, and in my opinion the best, by far. Much more humorous, if you can believe it (yes, Kafka had a great sense of humor, actually)! :) Lots of what he writes (thematically – Kafka didn’t care a wit about “accuracy”) about America still rings true today.
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commissar1969 commented on the blog post Past Her Freshness Date
“Past her freshness date” just somehow has the whiff (forgive the expression) of a feminine hygiene ad.
Then to put that in the same context as Sarah Palin just . . .
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commissar1969 commented on the blog post Rita Diller Hates Healthy Women, Contraception, Children…
“‘They are just not happy campers about it,’ Ms. Parra said.”
Just not happy campers about it? Can someone tell me what the fuck is happening to the English language?
Yeah, people are “just not happy campers” about the fact that children have been serially raped and sexually abused.
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commissar1969 commented on the blog post The Golden Age Of Green Screen
And another thing, too. If I see that two-bit, $10 teabagging prostitute Malkin in her cheerleading outfit on this site again, I’m . . . I’m . . . I’m *leaving*.
Or jacking off.
Or something.
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commissar1969 commented on the blog post The Golden Age Of Green Screen
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That must have been a pretty seamless transition.
By the way, isn’t NASA, like, 100% funded by the (always-bad) gub’mint? If so, then I wouldn’t trust a word this man says. He’s been sucking off the public teat for years!
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commissar1969 commented on the blog post “Meatskin tango, she says. God-awful messy business that is.”
Best zombie movie ever.
“Dead Set” – made for the BBC a few years ago. In-CREDIBLE. Better than 28 Days. Better than “The Walking Dead.” Even better than the Dawn of the Dead 2004 remake.
See http://www.amazon.com/Part-1/dp/B00498XP1K/ref=sr_1_1?s=instant-video&ie=UTF8&qid=1318807576&sr=1-1
Thank me later! :)
Commissar
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