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CountAgion commented on the blog post Want to see a fundie trailer for a horror movie about porn?
Atlas Wanked?
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CountAgion commented on the blog post Let us put them in…the Octagon!
… you will see a panic and a meltdown of the Republican establishment that is beyond my ability to articulate in the English language.
How about Holy fucking shit?
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CountAgion commented on the blog post New book suggests affair between Nixon and Rebozo
So, what you’re saying is that Nixon might have had a Tricky Dicky?
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CountAgion commented on the blog post Dan Savage’s Google-Fu
That picture is real? I always thought it was Photoshopped!
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CountAgion commented on the blog post A Little Cheese With That Whiney Voice
Her brain is rancid mold
Her hips obscure demise
Her hands her notes enclose
She has Sarah Palin thighs
[Sorry, Kim Carnes]
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CountAgion commented on the blog post Yeah, I’d Taggart That
Looking at pictures of Taylor Schilling gives me a Reard-on!
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CountAgion commented on the blog post The Mysterious Galaxy
Asimov’s Foundation Trilogy for sure. Also, all of his early short stories; A.E. Van Vogt: World of Null A, & anything else; Alfred Bester.
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CountAgion commented on the blog post “Connecticut is the fifth ring of hell”
My vote:
Lloyd: She blames my mother for everything that’s gone wrong in her life. In the meantime, she never finishes anything.
Photography courses, existential philosophy courses, Scandinavian cooking classes…
Caroline: At least I go after my dreams.
Lloyd: To be what? Somebody who takes photographs of lutefisk to prove the nothingness of being?
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CountAgion commented on the blog post Sarah Palin’s ‘Boners Over America Tour’ Coming to Your Podunk Town
My turn!
There was a young girl from Wasilla
Whose DNA matched a gorilla
She angrily stated
Her parents had mated
With ancestors so not vanilla
