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CountAgion commented on the blog post BRAINZZZ

2013-02-27 09:56:23View | Delete

It’s enough to hope for a meteor hit. Either me or FoxNews headquarters, at this point I don’t care which anymore.

Would it be heartless of me to point out that I don’t care which one of you it is either?

Yes, it would be, & soooo totally not true!

CountAgion commented on the blog post I’m Knobbled On The Cobbles Cos I Hobble When I Wobble

2013-02-26 13:03:08View | Delete

Is this the Right’s version of the Special Olympics? I agree with you — it’s performance art of the highest quality, & I hope it never stops!

CountAgion commented on the blog post Like A Hole In The Head

2013-02-23 23:13:31View | Delete

But …

This product does not carry an extended warranty

Does that mean I need to purchase my own liability insurance? Quelle bummer!

CountAgion commented on the blog post The Polite Society

2013-02-08 02:42:51View | Delete

Los Angeles police reportedly shot and injured two women delivering newspapers by accident …

How the fuck does one accidentally deliver newspapers????

Oh, wait … I know this one.

The same way one shoots an elephant in one’s pajamas!

(I can haz Internet winz now?)

CountAgion commented on the blog post But There Were Planes To Catch And Bills To Pay

2013-02-07 16:14:42View | Delete

Just doin’ my part to help stimulate the economy!

CountAgion commented on the blog post But There Were Planes To Catch And Bills To Pay

2013-02-07 08:49:49View | Delete

I used to shag carpeting, but the rugs burns were too intense.

CountAgion commented on the blog post U.S. Embassy in Turkey Bombed

2013-02-01 13:41:09View | Delete

For those of you who’ve just tuned in, the Pinedale Shopping Mall has just been bombed with live turkeys. Film at eleven.

…

As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

Too soon?

CountAgion commented on the blog post Love In The House Of Spy

2012-11-13 13:38:55View | Delete

Put Cantor on it. He’s a sneaky little shit just like you, right?

CountAgion commented on the blog post Jonah Goldberg Does Not Care For Your Souless, Albeit Accurate, Number Crunching

2012-11-08 07:51:47View | Delete

Two men say they’re Jesus. One of them must be wrong.

CountAgion commented on the blog post Unemployed Wisconsin man asks Paul Ryan about jobs — future veep nom offers him candy

2012-10-27 11:20:22View | Delete

My mom taught me not to take candy from strangers. You can’t get much stranger than Ryan.

CountAgion commented on the blog post Catholic bishop – Voting for the Democratic Party could endanger your eternal salvation

2012-09-28 01:01:45View | Delete

and places the eternal salvation of your own soul in serious jeopardy.

To which I reply: But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. Revelation 21:8, KJV

CountAgion commented on the blog post The Outlaw Jersey Whale

2012-08-29 00:17:42View | Delete

The Outlaw Jersey Whale

To you, TBogg, I say: Nobody does it ~~bitter~~ better!

With this & Let’s Get Drunk With Ann Romney – The Drinkening, you could certainly rest on your laurels, if you so chose, but please, please, please don’t!

CountAgion commented on the blog post God Finally Answers Focus on the Family’s Prayer For Rain

2012-08-23 22:22:49View | Delete

Well, I was going to suggest praying for a rain of frogs (a la Exodus), but then I looked at the speaker lineup & realized it would be redundant!

CountAgion commented on the blog post Yes. Do This.

2012-08-22 02:33:00View | Delete

Can’t we send him to the vet to get tutored?

CountAgion commented on the blog post Want to see a fundie trailer for a horror movie about porn?

2012-04-26 03:21:46View | Delete

Atlas Wanked?

CountAgion commented on the blog post Let us put them in…the Octagon!

2012-01-24 04:52:11View | Delete