It’s enough to hope for a meteor hit. Either me or FoxNews headquarters, at this point I don’t care which anymore.
Would it be heartless of me to point out that I don’t care which one of you it is either?
Yes, it would be, & soooo totally not true!
CountAgion commented on the blog post I’m Knobbled On The Cobbles Cos I Hobble When I Wobble
Is this the Right’s version of the Special Olympics? I agree with you — it’s performance art of the highest quality, & I hope it never stops!
This product does not carry an extended warranty
Does that mean I need to purchase my own liability insurance? Quelle bummer!
Los Angeles police reportedly shot and injured two women delivering newspapers by accident …
How the fuck does one accidentally deliver newspapers????
Oh, wait … I know this one.
The same way one shoots an elephant in one’s pajamas!
(I can haz Internet winz now?)
Just doin’ my part to help stimulate the economy!
I used to shag carpeting, but the rugs burns were too intense.
For those of you who’ve just tuned in, the Pinedale Shopping Mall has just been bombed with live turkeys. Film at eleven.
Put Cantor on it. He’s a sneaky little shit just like you, right?
CountAgion commented on the blog post Jonah Goldberg Does Not Care For Your Souless, Albeit Accurate, Number Crunching
Two men say they’re Jesus. One of them must be wrong.
CountAgion commented on the blog post Unemployed Wisconsin man asks Paul Ryan about jobs — future veep nom offers him candy
My mom taught me not to take candy from strangers. You can’t get much stranger than Ryan.
CountAgion commented on the blog post Catholic bishop – Voting for the Democratic Party could endanger your eternal salvation
and places the eternal salvation of your own soul in serious jeopardy.
To which I reply: But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. Revelation 21:8, KJV
The Outlaw Jersey Whale
To you, TBogg, I say: Nobody does it
With this & Let’s Get Drunk With Ann Romney – The Drinkening, you could certainly rest on your laurels, if you so chose, but please, please, please don’t!
CountAgion commented on the blog post God Finally Answers Focus on the Family’s Prayer For Rain
Well, I was going to suggest praying for a rain of frogs (a la Exodus), but then I looked at the speaker lineup & realized it would be redundant!
CountAgion commented on the blog post Want to see a fundie trailer for a horror movie about porn?
… you will see a panic and a meltdown of the Republican establishment that is beyond my ability to articulate in the English language.
How about Holy fucking shit?
So, what you’re saying is that Nixon might have had a Tricky Dicky?
That picture is real? I always thought it was Photoshopped!
Her brain is rancid mold
Her hips obscure demise
Her hands her notes enclose
She has Sarah Palin thighs
[Sorry, Kim Carnes]
Looking at pictures of Taylor Schilling gives me a Reard-on!
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