Where is Jeff Gannon when America needs him?

Paul’s Boutique was clever and cheeky within its genre. Top 10? Maybe, if you had to live through that time. Otherwise, these lyrics are all that?
He asks for a dollar you know what it’s for
Bottle after bottle he’ll always need more
He’s no less important than you working class stiffs
Drinks a lot of liquor but he don’t drink piss
Paid his dues playing the blues
He claims that he wrote the Blue Suede Shoes

Holy Frogman, Batman!

Bruce Wayne: “All music is important, Dick. It’s the universal language. One of our best hopes for the eventual realization of the brotherhood of man.”
Dick Grayson: “Gosh Bruce, yes, you’re right. I’ll practice harder from now on.”

Forward, eh? No one would seriously use that word for a campaign. Way too dull. Something is rotten in Washington, fer sure. I broke out my secret Glenn Beck decoder ring only to discover the horrifying reality that if you add up the numbers contained in the secret word, you get 85.

85!!!¡¡¡ I know, I know. That’s what I’m talkin’ about. Can you believe it!!

I was chewing my chicken sandwich minding my own business then…I surf into TBogg, feeling good, making it through the entire post until I hit twitmo and well, you know. So I figure, what the heck, go for the mangoes: “Mr. Loesch believes the spam-reporting campaign was kicked off by comments he made in defense of his wife. “It was business as usual for her I suppose,” he said. “Veiled threats, rape and murder comments, the typical liberal misogynist slag. Being the chivalrous and testosterone filled being I am requires me to protect the woman I love and call out the haters for being the ‘anonymous internet tough guys’ they are…Needless to say they don’t like being called out and struck back by reporting me as a spammer or worse.”

Or worse? Worstest? What could be worser–being “struck back” or having to think about Chris and his testosterone addiction.

When you take Fenway out for his walkies today, whatever he squats and lays down will be a far, far better and sweeter smelling thing than the enormous pile David Brooks left us on the intertubes today.

Now, if he puts an elevator IN a car, then I’ll be impressed.

Oh noes. According to the Denver Post, there is some kind of glitch in the virgin sacrifice trade of Him to New York…stay tuned…

Breaking News, must attribute Pox News: “”Glee” star Dianna Agron is in the middle of a love triangle involving actor Sebastian Stan and NFL quarterback Tim Tebow that seems straight out of a scene from the FOX hit drama series..Agron lives in Los Angeles, while Stan lives in New York and recently has been filming USA’s “Political Animals” in Philadelphia.”

We await word from the Santorum campaign on its official stance on the developing situation.

And my doncs even with the Usurper-who-isn’t-named-Obama, have to face the Saints, Falcons, Steelers, Bengals, Texans, I meant What? Even Teh Elway couldn’t get Denver to the promised land with a schedule like that. If anything, Tebow should thank Himself for leaving Dodge before the coming Broncalypse.

“I was a lonely middle age Bronco nut
With an orange carnation and a pickup truck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the Tebow died”

Here in Denver, it’s kinda weird, with most folks whipsawed between gleeful elation and righteous sorrow. The remainder are flooding our new green “clinics” having found a “doctor” who will write a prescription for the pain of self-flagellation.

I got out of the boat and went to BigRottingCorpse. I read this from someone or something in the comments section: “There is no such thing as a moderate democrat nor Islamos that are just folks without guns. Yes they are Social Democrats that hate the Jews with American ”partial” Jews leading the charge.” And then, “We must ALL be
Breitbart now or we will get run over by these people and then the terrorists (E.H., B.O., et al) will win.”

They’re so funny! What a bunch of kidders those Breitbart readers…they really had me going there for a minute.

What?

We’re all wondering where the Big Toxicology Report is. But you have to understand that it takes more time if the corpse in question automatically triggers Superfund designation. The EPA is really quite clear on the matter: “Any imminently hazardous chemical substance or egotistical, drunken mixture which the EPA Administrator has “taken action under” section 7 of the Toxic Substances Control Act.”

Isn’t Missouri that state which loved them some slaves and then came over the state line to burn down Lawrence? Well? Nice of you to keep the mighty Jayhawks in your thoughts & prayers but you are now ignominious losers. Speaking of lowlife carpetbaggers, isn’t yours the school leaving your old conference for some loser conference cuz they pay better? Your own Mizzouryan, Rush knows what girls like that are called.

Right about now in the Mile High and within walking distance of two um, Acapulco Gold “dispensaries”, I look out over a city torn, torn by two mighty visions: God’s son hanging on the crossbar and…another Super Bowl win. Make no mistake, Broncofan is prepared to go all Judas if Manning shows up at Dove Valley training camp. After all, no crucifixion, no salvation.

TBogg is a better person than I am. But NPR’s obit was too much to bear talking about this scum like he was just another conservative firebrand. I swear if I hear that word one more time, I’ll drop dead.

Oh crap. Now Davy Jones is dead. Keep your Mitts off him. He was a Believer!

First!

What? But assrocket gave me mad props.

Best, McMarglefuddled

I had not seen that video before. I really wish I hadn’t. But seriously, she could use those ears for 2 quart measuring cups–well, after the turn of the 20th century when standard measures came into American kitchens because you know, in my greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreat Grandmother’s time, they would have had to use the spleen of a ferret and that was just like so, nasty but now let’s look at this penguin on the telly…

Maybe you are alone. You have nowhere to turn. IE is ruled by Beelzegates.

Tim counsels prayer.