CrustyDem

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  • CrustyDem commented on the blog post Outro…

    2013-08-23 08:14:47View | Delete

    Oh, and thanks!! /ungrateful asshole

  • CrustyDem commented on the blog post Outro…

    2013-08-23 08:13:58View | Delete

    13 years and you sign off with fucking Everclear!?!?! Goddammit. I picked first and had Aimee Mann in the office pool..

    None of this is going to keep (stop?) me from checking the old blogspot every few months..

    And we’ll always have twitter. Right?

    Happy trails!!

  • CrustyDem commented on the blog post You Groped It, You Bought It

    2013-07-30 07:37:44View | Delete

    We just can’t appreciate how seriously Bob Filner takes his mayoral duties, the lengths he goes to in order to maximize “community outreach”, he’s really a giver that way…

  • #drivingmycarremotelywithanObamaphone

    Now there’s an app for that!!

  • This is an outstanding public service. I’m pretty sure the typical FoxNews viewer shouldn’t be behind the wheel in the first place. #MethuselahDriving

  • CrustyDem commented on the blog post The Return Of Knee. Jerk Response.

    2013-07-16 14:01:23View | Delete

    Tbogg, just out of curiousity, is El Tiburon posting from IP address 201.37.43.117?

  • CrustyDem commented on the blog post The Return Of The Daughter Of The Bride Of McMegan McMath

    2013-07-12 21:23:32View | Delete

    At the Bloomberg link:

    “Megan is an extraordinary writer and thinker,”

    I actually couldn’t agree more. Though I probably am using “extraordinary” in a slightly different way than the speaker intended…

  • CrustyDem commented on the blog post There’s A Riot Going On After Naptime

    2013-07-12 16:29:01View | Delete

    That first sentence is a humdinger:

    The Small Arms treaty, supported by our President (who swore to uphold the Constitution and is a Good Man, etc., so we’re shocked, shocked! blah blah blah), garnered 46 Senate votes — an emblem of just how close the New Left takeover of both the Democrat Party and the institutions of influence, from academia to Hollywood to public education to the news media, has driven us to accept, even tentatively, the concept of a governmental apparatus that, when the domestic left needs support for an agenda it can’t pass legislatively here at home or have the courts impose on us, gives them yet another point of appeal: an international bureaucracy, unbothered by elections and unencumbered by nationalism or a particular country’s history, that will act to overrule our own rulings and legislative efforts, or at the very least, frustrate them, as this Treaty was designed to do.

    One colon, one parenthesis, one dash, and 16 commas, 149 words made entirely of nonsense. One thought tramples the next before circling around to vomit on it’s departed brethren; a fitting burial considering the quality of the thoughts, but still..

  • CrustyDem commented on the blog post There’s A Riot Going On After Naptime

    2013-07-12 14:16:53View | Delete

    Wow, you’d think someone with a background in literature would use the word “sovereignty” properly, medicated or not..

  • CrustyDem commented on the blog post Leprechaun? More Like ‘Leprecum’, Amirite?

    2013-07-01 23:08:19View | Delete

    I like it, but I doubt you’ll get 500 comments. Something is missing…

  • CrustyDem commented on the blog post Richard Clarke Gives Infowars A Big Old Deathrace Boner

    2013-06-25 17:47:38View | Delete

    Feel free to call me William.

  • CrustyDem commented on the blog post Richard Clarke Gives Infowars A Big Old Deathrace Boner

    2013-06-25 16:26:55View | Delete

    Once again, you confuse capability with reality.

    Tbogg could have given me your IP address. I could have used it to identify your location. Then I could have flooded your abode with anesthetic gas, entered while you were unconscious and placed fecal matter in your pants.

    But in all likelihood, you probably just passed out and crapped yourself.

  • CrustyDem commented on the blog post Richard Clarke Gives Infowars A Big Old Deathrace Boner

    2013-06-25 13:55:24View | Delete

    The crazy exists in the space between “it is theoretically possible” and “this was murder”. The absence of evidence is not, in itself, evidence. Not recognizing this rather obvious fact is a poor sign for anyone’s mental health. Correlating what’s happening in Guantanamo (which Obama has tried to stop) with a black ops theoretical murder committed by Obama (without any visible motivation) is jumping off a rather large cliff into a shallow puddle.

    To sum up: you’re completely nuts.

  • Of course!! Since the evil one is no longer able to videotape his opponents practices or listen in on sideline phones, he has to resort to hiring the person who fully understands the Jets offensive playbook. BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

    Sorry, anyone needing to learn more about the Jets playbook to beat them this year should probably just quit now..

  • CrustyDem commented on the blog post Me & God Are Watching Skynet Grow

    2013-06-10 16:31:56View | Delete

    Maybe he’ll get some TE/H-back/FB usage. I doubt his blocking is great, but he can manage that we’ll enough, mix in some simple wildcat.. It’s really the perfect place for him, especially if Gronk and Hernandez continue their injury woes.. It’s not like it puts pressure on Brady..

  • CrustyDem commented on the blog post Me & God Are Watching Skynet Grow

    2013-06-10 16:19:11View | Delete

    Harrumph. More of this? After our Lord and Savior Tebow signs with the Patriots?!

    Double harrumph.

  • CrustyDem commented on the blog post Calling All Apple Nerds

    2013-04-17 13:31:15View | Delete

    I was hoping for a clear answer, my wife’s iPhone (old 3GS) won’t hold a new password for 2 hours (let alone 2 weeks). So she just doesn’t download/update any apps, which just causes more problems.

    I’ve tried to get her to upgrade…

  • CrustyDem commented on the blog post I’m Knobbled On The Cobbles Cos I Hobble When I Wobble

    2013-02-25 20:38:44View | Delete

    Wow. 39 comments in and no one is calling you a terrible distraction from the real problems in society for ignoring Onama’s evil right wing policies blah-de-fucking-blah.

    It’s enough to give me hope for about 3 seconds..

  • If Drudge had intended the reference to Sotomayor to be sexual, he’d have placed her in a photoshop with a bunch of eggs, given his natural proclivities. Althouse is jousting her own personal sexual windmills again. Get it? Jousting? Because its like a penis.

  • CrustyDem commented on the blog post Steven Crowder’s Face Is The New Kenneth Gladney

    2012-12-12 07:51:32View | Delete

    Feeling judged? I couldn’t care less. You know why? Because my wife and I were judged all throughout our relationship. People laughed, scoffed and poked fun at the young, celibate, naive Christian couple.

    Guess what, still laughing and scoffing (poking fun is too kind). Notice the picture in the article is from the “before”, we don’t get the frustrated, confused, and disappointed “after”. I love the douchebaggery of “Ha, I waited until our wedding night and it was so much more awesome than anything anyone else has ever experienced!! EVER! I JUST HAD THE SECKS!!!”

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