If that man from Greenville South Carolina had been subjected to that glare, he’d still be trying to get his drawers clean.

Now I want to know about this new word “fuckchops”. It sounds like something Christopher Moore (of “fucksocks” fame) would use to describe…hmmm…better stop here.

Quite frankly, after almost ten (10!) years of blogging, I feel this great sense of relief that I can finally come out and admit that, yes, my name is Jennifer and I am totally lesbian for my wife. And Shakira’s ass.

It’s about time, too – I’ve long suspected it. Although you just know George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina is going to file a suit against your clone Jennifer Aniston. At which point Jennifer Aniston’s lawyers will crush George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina like a grape.

As any Republican candidate for public office can tell you, when things get tough double down on teh crazy. You can’t go wrong and nobody will hold you to account.

Oh wait, I forgot. That only applies to candidates for higher office and Villager pundits. If you live in the real world like George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina, doubling down on teh crazy just gives you further opportunities to make an ass of yourself. Being a candidate for public office is looking like a better option for George all the time.

I’m beginning to think that his family ties him to a post outside during the day and only brings him inside when it gets dark because he scares the raccoons.

I’m beginning to think George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina had a close personal encounter with a raccoon and didn’t listen to his doctor’s advice about how he ought to get started right away on those rabies shots. It’s no wonder he types a lot; it’s probably pretty difficult to speak what with all that foaming at the mouth. On the other hand it likely makes him a shoo-in as a Republican candidate for Congress from South Carolina.

This is good news for John McCain.

Oh my.

I love the smell of napalm on May 21, 2012. I hope George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina does also.

Actually I suspect that it’s leading up to George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina being seriously fucked. Teh stupid, it burns…

Successor to the late and much lamented Golden Winger awards…wonder if the awards will include the Purple Teardrop with Clutched Pearls Cluster. It does give rise to concern over what feats of insanity will be required to win an award, since the concept of “over the top” does not exist for these folks.

I can’t wait.

Ix-nay on the BassetCam; it would be like watching a rose bloom – in real time. Not that the boys aren’t handsome devils, but there wouldn’t be too much movement going on…and hiatus or not Shakira had better appear this evening.

That guy trying to appear serious looks like a monkey trying to fuck a football.

We presume FBogg is aware of all internet traditions…in particular the legendary ass of Shakira.

Wonder if George has stopped fucking pigs yet….

Sad but true…..Lugar not only got beat but got stomped, 39% vs 61% for Richard Mourdock, his Teabagger opponent. Guy looked like he went to fist city against a freight train. Makes me feel sort of bad, since if I had to pick between Lugar and Mourdock, I’d choose door #1. Mourdock makes Carrot Top look like Thomas fucking Jefferson. Joe Donnelly, his Dem opponent, is going to be so buried under SuperPAC money they’ll have to pipe daylight to him.

Hey, blaming it on the Christkillers has been a hit for centuries. Why give up a proven routine now?

Thanks for that distinction, Bill ol’ buddy. If I’m not wrong, both qualify as assaults, so I’d say this falls under the heading of a distinction without a difference. So why don’t you settle down and dig into a bowl of salted dicks?

Since I spent MY evening hanging out at a hospital waiting for the medzoids to let my spouse go (they didn’t), I could really have used a view of that incomparable ass to raise my morale. Alas…

Atlantic City – The Band
Caroline – Concrete Blonde
The Diamond Church Street Choir – The Gaslight Anthem
Bird Flying – The Golden Palominos
Samba Pa Ti – Santana
Two Souls – The BoDeans
Take Me To The River – Annie Lennox
Heart To Hang Onto – Pete Townsend and Eddie Vedder
Did She Jump (Or Was She Pushed) – Richard and Linda Thompson
Howlin’ At The Moon – Debbie Davies

and because iTunes knows how much I miss Warren Zevon…

Accidentally Like A Martyr – Warren Zevon

Hey, that don’t necessarily make the heterosexual male in question a bad person. Just look at Senator David Vitter (R-Fetish), clearly it works for him.

Yeah, except for the people and the noise, and oh yes, all those tiresome people with net worth of less than seven figures who continue to insist that there are government programs that work for them. Like Medicare, except they don’t think that’s a government program.

Yes, it’s the Final Solution for capitalism. Somebody finally figured out the conspiracy. But now that the secret is out, conservatives will stop the whole thing. Right after they solve those problems with drooling and howling gibberish in public places.

Partially posted elsewhere, but hey…it fits.

Luntz’s top five “myths” are demonstrably not myths, but then Luntz isn’t writing the truth – he’s writing complete horseshit to convince Villagers that conservative voters are reasonable people. They’re not. Luntz’s bullshit is sort of understandable; he’s a true Republican operative and you can pretty much predict what a true Republican operative will do. Just follow the money – Frank Luntz is a whore who pretty much says what he’s paid to say.

As to Jonah Goldberg…well, it’s Jonah, that pretty much says it all. The gem that I really liked was the following:

Letting 10 rapists and murderers go free will almost surely result in far more harm to society than putting one poor innocent sap in jail.

Because that innocent sap certainly won’t be Jonah, and besides, the more people that get locked up the better the Corrections Corporation of America will do, and the more contributions they’ll make to conservative candidates. Besides, the innocent saps will probably be black or brown people and who gives a shit about them?

Y’know, even as Regnery Press remaindered specials, I wouldn’t use shredded copies of Jonah Goldberg’s book(s) to insulate my house for fear of indoor air pollution.

This particular close or variations thereof seems to be on my mind today, but it truly does fit, especially after re-reading Goodbye To All That (see link below).

Fuck Jonah Goldberg. Because why? Because fuck him.

http://truth-out.org/index.php…..t-the-cult