Saw this earlier today. Phil Mickelson went to my alma mater (Sun Devils Represent), so I’d kept at least a casual interest in his golf career going as I remember him at ASU.

Lost a ton of respect for him today. Sounds like he wasn’t long for California anyway.

Well, in all fairness to George Blanda, Timmeh can’t placekick either.

Shocking to learn that people who had to work, and claw, and scratch their way via good grades and financial aid to get to an Ivy League school would work harder than the ne’er do well third generation sons of old money who got into Harvard because of the dad’s generous financial donation.

In other news, the sun will set in the west this evening.

Gack. If that’s America’s new idea of female sex symbols, I’m now officially switching teams. That’s right, I’m officially gay now.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

#6. Seriously, he was made for the role.

Which will undoubtedly be illegal in Tennessee by Friday.

What wmd1961 said. I won one of the first gen iPads a couple of years back in a drawing at work. I truly hate reading printed books at this point, at least as far as fiction goes. Reference books and non-fiction I still prefer to have sitting on a desk at hand, but that’s changing.

Warning: Slow Jam Children Ahead

Sorry. I felt this driving compulsion to fix this post title for you.

And it looks like the Virgin Ben needs to keep up his strategic shaving of the unibrow a little better, if you know what I mean.

Douchehat and Lord Saletan of the Woman’s Icky Parts getting together? I was actually thinking the universe would collapse in on itself if you created such a vast black home of charisma and intellect in one space.

The Virgin Ben and Bela Lugosi…separated at birth.

Oh noes! Liberation theology. Hidez the childrenz, Marge!

Seriously, though TBogg, I’d rather watch the Murkin’s gravity challenged cheer than this spittle-flecked, snarling, non-expose expose.

Reminds me of a great internet insight: Yankees, Cowboys, Lakers.

If you’re a fan of two of these three teams, there is a good chance you’re a dick.

I fixed this for you. No charge.

:: shaking head :: It’s bad enough when people die for their own stupid choices in life, but I HATE it when those stupid choices take others with them/leave their children behind in bewildered pain.

Um, no. Not really. This isn’t a murder/suicide, Julia. All Mrs. Duggar needs to do is say no. Nobody is making her conceive another child. Short of rape, this is her choice as well as his.

Now for the children, on the other hand, you’ve got a point…but I’m afraid their lives were ruined the moment they were born into the family of this bunch of born-again hyperbreeding, money-grubbing bottom feeders. Mom kicking it because she doesn’t know when to say when would just be the dollop of whipped cream on the ice-cream and shit sundae for those poor kids.

My mom was the oldest of 8 in dust bowl Oklahoma. She resented her parents for the rest of her life for the amount of responsibility she was saddled with as a teenager in terms of acting as surrogate parent for her younger siblings. And they had the excuse of being in the days before legal birth control, and in depression Oklahoma. Trust me. By the time this is done, at least some of those 20 will tell ma and pa to fuck off and die.

Geez. It’s like every one of her posts is a cry for an intervention.

What kind of dead-inside moron would have ever found this monstrosity of a woman sexually attractive enough to marry?

Oh my gawd, Newt’s married a Real Doll (TM).

Alright, everybody. Form a circle around the target. Circular firing squad. Ready. Aim. Fire!

What an incredibly awful idea. Let’s run somebody whose never actually run for office before against the sitting incumbent from our own party. And after that, we’ll take this plugged in toaster into the bathtub with us. What could it hurt?

Actually, I’d argue that Frank Miller didn’t change that much from day one. His comic book work always portrayed a dark, cynical world with heavy fascist undertones, going back at least as far as The Dark Knight Returns.

The only thing that’s really changed is back in the 1980′s, we weren’t sure whether Miller was opposed to or supported this sort of a worldview. Since then, he’s made it abundantly clear that his early work wasn’t a cautionary tale, but a bizarre power fantasy.

Thanks, Captain Obvious. Yeah, I know a vet is still a doctor. :)

And a urologist would make the most sense, but as freely as Viagra/Cialis et al. are prescribed, the likely user may not even have an internist.

In any case, thanks for killing any (limited) humor value my post might have had. Yeesh.

Please consult a doctor veterinarian if erection lasts more than four hours.

The new graphic is, um, mesmerizing.

Kid Charlemagne-Steely Dan
Warren Harding-Al Stewart
Endless Sleep-Nick Lowe
You Have Placed a Chill in My Heart-Eurythmics
Who Can Stand in the Way-Midnight Oil
Mother Stands for Comfort-Kate Bush
22,000 Days-Moody Blues
If You Leave-Train
Hannibal-Santana
Monument-Todd Rundgren & Utopia