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discoclark66 commented on the blog post Jonah Goldberg and The Amazing Acme Twitter Machine
Shorter Jonah: blah blah blah such care, blah blah well researched, blah senior editor, blah blah Pulitzer nominee.
For all we know, Lucianne is finger fucking him right now. While that does *nothing* for me, it would be irresponsible not to speculate.
BTW – I am nominating this post for a Pulitzer prize. Like, congratulations!!
~ Harry R. Sohl
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discoclark66 commented on the blog post Zombie Vince Foster Has Kidnapped Breitbart Murder Witness
“adds to the mystery”
What’s the mystery? God hated Breitbart and wants him dead. It’s actually pretty clear.
~ Harry R. Sohl
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discoclark66 commented on the blog post John McCain Confesses That He Has Been Senile For Years
Just think, what if they had won the last election? Then we’d be stuck with that dumb bitch.
And Palin, of course.
~ Harry R. Sohl
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discoclark66 commented on the blog post John McCain Confesses That He Has Been Senile For Years
In poker “I happen to believe” is called a “tell”, so you know it’s all bullshit.
~ Harry R. Sohl
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discoclark66 commented on the blog post Calvin Freiburger Does Not Care For Your Vagina Bowling Name
Abortion is “partisan” now? Well, these bowlers are puttin’ the “parti” back in it, I guess.
~ Harry R. Sohl
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discoclark66 commented on the blog post The Square Peg Denies The Dirty Round Hole
He was on Real Time with Bill Maher last week and I realized his chinless blather made him more of a worm in real life than even his “writing” in the newspaper.
Chilling! And I don’t mean in a “Gansta blingy necklace” way at all!
~ Harry R. Sohl
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discoclark66 commented on the blog post Andrew Breitbart NOT Killed By ACORN Deathdrone … Or Was He?
OMG! Do you remember when that one fat, bloated, rich, conservative white hack died of a heart attack?
No, not Russert.
No, not Falwell.
That other one.It was shocking. Why, he was just the picture of good health!
~ Harry R. Sohl
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discoclark66 commented on the blog post Andrew Breitbart NOT Killed By ACORN Deathdrone … Or Was He?
Who is Andrew Breitbart?
A: Nothing. Yet.
I love this!~ Harry R. Sohl
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discoclark66 commented on the blog post Catholic League To Crucify Jew For Vagina Manger Blasphemy
Shorter Mr. Bill: “My God, my God, why have you allegedly forsaken me?”
~ Harry R. Sohl
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discoclark66 commented on the blog post Golddiggers & Trophy Wives
Mitt Romney, a good, churchgoing guy who worked hard to achieve huge success.
Yeah, Romney worked real hard. Siphoning off $100,000,000 in “management fees” and then closing out these newly bankrupt factories can sometimes make one break a sweat, you know.
~ Harry R. Sohl
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discoclark66 commented on the blog post Romney Say, Romney Do
the only thing keeping Tennessee from forging ahead on the jobs front is its estate and gift tax.
Tennessee taxes gopher meat and lead? ‘Cause that’s about the only “estate” most of ‘em are ever gonna get.
~ Harry R. Sohl
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discoclark66 commented on the blog post Never Mind Taco Tuesday, It’s Mexican Monday!
There can’t possibly be a Mexican Sarah Palin, can there?
I think those water stains that have Jesus’ face in them would prevent that (not unlike how Palins apparently think they prevent pregnancy).
~ Harry R. Sohl
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discoclark66 commented on the blog post Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it.
Shorter Pantload: But really, whom here among us has not let the dogs out (or at least hosed its shit off the car)?
~ Harry R. Sohl
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discoclark66 commented on the blog post Sarah Palin To Share Meth Recipes, Dim Banter on Housewife Show
You people are by far the most hateful, vile, and disgusting collection of warped, deluded, duplicitous, morally, and ethically sick sociopaths on the net.
My work here is done!!! “And… scene!!”
~ Harry R. Sohl
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discoclark66 commented on the blog post President Sends Daughter To Secret Mexican Terror Madrassa
Shorter Wingnut:
“Epistemic Closure?” Isn’t that when they sewed up Bristol Palin after deliverin’ her child?
~ Harry R. Sohl
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discoclark66 commented on the blog post President Sends Daughter To Secret Mexican Terror Madrassa
Poor Malia – she’ll forever be marked as a MadrasSeñorita in OozeBeckistan.
~ Harry R. Sohl
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discoclark66 commented on the blog post Where In The World Is Andrew Breitbart?
It’s so classic: after how many untold millions spent on Breitbart and the Tea Party, they can point to exactly one “Occupied Port-a-Potty” as their biggest accomplishment – and it’s celebrated throughout their realm.
Talk about failing upward…
~ Harry R. Sohl
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discoclark66 commented on the blog post Where In The World Is Andrew Breitbart?
I will never forget Or maybe, in this case, light a match…. Evar!
~ Harry R. Sohl
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discoclark66 commented on the blog post Sex, Lies, and Videotaped Depositions
Shorter Bill Donohue:
“We don’t need altar boys…”
“…They keep leaving stains from sitting on the pews when we’re done with them. It’s tubesock holocaust from here on out.”
~ Harry R. Sohl
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discoclark66 commented on the blog post Beware the Couricwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Rice did at least have the intellectual heft to be put in the positions of National Security Advisor and Secretary of State.
I think Condi “How rude is it that when I ask Richard Clark who the ‘Al’ person he keeps droning on about is, he replies ‘Al Kay, duh!’?” Rice demonstrated early on that she actually did not have the intellectual heft.
~ Harry R. Sohl
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