Figures he hopes Willard proves no white man can beat that Kenya Musselman, that is.

So, Johnny’s rooting for Michelle Bachman VP 2012. Figures.

Read both articles. The comments at The Wall Street Journal are cesspool worthy, for sure. Take sanitizer along if you go there. It’s like all the Little Green Footballers of 5 years ago, and today, Freepers, decided to sign on.

But the Daily Mail on-line, there’s a real class act. Hard-hitting political bedwetting alongside cheesecake photos. Better take brainwash along with sanitizer when you go.

I can only conclude that these guys got the date of April Fools Day wrong.

I’m a doctor and if Fat Tony and the Mob kill ACA, I would personally and professionally be better off moving to Canada.

Killing ACA will never lead to single payer. Keeping ACA alive could eventually lead to single payer when we got tired of wasting money on insurance middle-men. But kill ACA and here’s what Fat Tony will bequeath us:

More of the same. Can’t afford your health care bills? Don’t incur them, or if you do, don’t pay them, and if you don’t pay them, declared bankruptcy. And on the upside, if you’re rich and famous and 71, some dead person will give you the heart you never had.

The ACA was a seriously compromised bill, but if the corporate shoe-licking Roberts court can’t uphold it for the sake of all those insurance company personnel who suck up health care dollars without providing any actual health care, then surely the Supreme Court is a wholly subsidiary of the Koch Brothers.

Is the velvet Breitbart portrait available as a throw rug? Or maybe a shower mat?

“Wallmart,” that must be the hybrid of WalMart and Wall Drugs. Also, he wants Planned Parenthood to provide all the birth control while at the same time Republicans labor (heh) to defund it.

Really, P.J. Salvatore? REALLY?

The kerning on Wamsley’s email does look suspicious.

The New York Times comics section keeps getting bigger and bigger.

I spent a lot of time alone with my “Lord.” Then I married and now we spend quality time together with Him (and Her) together.

Talk about Revelations!

When I was a youngling, first greying my fingers with newsprint, I wondered why The New York Times didn’t have a comics section.

They do now.

I got soooo wasted tippling whenever the NFLcasters mentioned “Aaron Rodgers” and “the pocket.” Please, desperate GOPers, don’t make me for through that rehab again.

I gotcher compromise right here: Bill control pills, Plan B, and abortion will remain legal, and men will refrain using any of them. Also, homosexuals will be allowed to marry, and Republicans will not be allowed to get divorced.

Now for the Board of Directors. Hired her, approved the anti-PP policy. Time for them to go, too.

Hundreds of priests reading anti-birth control letters to their flocks of contraceptive pill-popping, condom-wearing, IUD-harboring normal American Catholics. Yup, that’ll make a difference.

The Catholic hierarchy apparently doesn’t know many ordinary Catholics.

Dr. Job, paging Dr. Job.

There are a lot of horrible things that happen to people, like cancer and backing over your two year old by mistake and being blown up by an IED and dying of starvation, and if Rick Santorum wants to believe that God makes things turn out that way, he’s a few centuries late for the theodicy train.

Having just been through Security Theater at two airports last week, I agree with Dr. Senator Paul the Younger: being patted down because the machine “picked you randomly,” or your prosthesis made the detector beep, is ridiculous. It’s nowhere near as bad as being slapped around by a cop because you’re black, or having your house broken into because you’re brown. But it’s stupid, ineffective and symptomatic of the way we’re expected to give up our self-respect because “These Colors Don’t Run” now means, “I’m So Scared I Just Crapped Myself.”

Nonegenarian Pete Seeger singing “Forever Young.” That’s inspired!

And in case no one above mentioned it, The Rolling Stones did an acoustic cover of, what else, “Like a Rolling Stone.”

John Elway might want to pick up Matt Flynn when his contract expires next year. He did a nice job throwing TDs today while Aaron Rogers rested up for the playoffs. Except Flynn’s going to be looking for a starting position. I mean who would you rather back up, Tebow or Rogers? He’s learned a lot from Rogers. I doubt Tebow has much to offer. Other than scriptural passages.