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drbloor commented on the blog post It’s All About The Benjamin
“You are commander in chief! You can close Guantanamo today!” Benjamin shouted. “You can release those 86 prisoners!”
Any self-respecting constitutional-lawyer-and-commander-in-chief would immediately invoke Amendment 9 3/4, which expressing allows “The Preznit to Do Any Shit He Wants Whenever He Likes.”
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drbloor commented on the blog post The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart
because it means I’m ultimately accountable to my readers, who don’t have an agenda other than demanding that I write what I actually think, that the work I produce be unconstrained by institutional orthodoxies and without fear of negative reaction from anyone.
Uh huh.
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drbloor commented on the blog post The Loneliest Patriot
several minutes
She’s a one-woman Occupy movement, she is.
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drbloor commented on the blog post Now Playing For The Bargain Bin Blues…
For style points, there still isn’t anything that beats the LDT, um, action figure.
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drbloor commented on the blog post Talking Boob Talks About Boobs
Yep. She’s well into “my face has nothing to do with the rest of my body” phase.
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drbloor commented on the blog post Closing Time At Café Drone
an elitist Taco Bell on the Upper East Side
Fucking banksters gotta be first in line and Hoover up everything last fucking thing, don’t they?
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drbloor commented on the blog post Andrew Breitbart Died And That Is Why We Have a Black President
Wow–all those commenters must be crashing their servers.
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drbloor commented on the blog post A Tri-Cornered Sombrero Is A Very Hard Thing To Find
“Official business and documents needs to be in English.”
Too easy.
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drbloor commented on the blog post We Are Thetans In The Material World
I’m going to need a little time to decide whether or not the Scientologist is step down from McMegan.
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drbloor commented on the blog post The First Rule of AIPAC Is There Is No AIPAC
In addition to moral center, Gondorff also had some charm.
I think Nathan Thurm is the droid you’re looking for.
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drbloor commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging
Fenway is God.
I fancy him looking at Boehner standing on the edge of the Fiscal Cliff, thinking, “JUMP, FUCKER.”
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drbloor commented on the blog post Climb Aboard Little Wog, Sail Away With Me
Murdock got the all-white crowd clapping along,
On 1 & 3, no doubt.
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drbloor commented on the blog post This Is What You Wanted, This Is What You Get
I thought this might be the case, although if so, I would have expected something along the lines of “We know we’re right, but our insurance company is forcing us to settle,” which would have paid the man while allowing them the fig leaf of principled indignation.
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drbloor commented on the blog post This Is What You Wanted, This Is What You Get
So the only insurance policy NRO maintains against libel lawsuits is a Rich Lowry blog post threatening to show everyone how big his dick is?
These freemarketeers are just geniuses at business, I tell ya.
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drbloor commented on the blog post Abattoir Cadabra
Not getting out of the boat for Assrockets dribblings. Had enough nihilism for one week, thanks.
Only change I’d make on the graphic above would be to add that Ms. Lanza was also the lawful owner of the weapons used. Gun owner killed by own weapon, which is then used in subsequent crimes. Very common tale.
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drbloor commented on the blog post The Least That We Can Do Is The Most That We Will Do
I never cease to be amazed by fetishists who know everything fucking thing about our modern military’s weaponry, but who fail to realize that there wouldn’t be enough of them left to wipe up with a sponge if they decided to resist that same military with their personally engraved, ultramegaclip Uzi.
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drbloor commented on the blog post Both Of These Things Are Just Like The Other
Someone should wander over to Sons of Sam Horn to see if Ken Tremendous has any interest in starting a Fire Luke Russert blog.
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drbloor commented on the blog post Officer, please, for God’s sake, they’re looting the Food King!
As it turns out, no matter how nicely you ask, they won’t deliver a large pizza.
Maybe they have issues with anchovies.
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drbloor commented on the blog post Everything Old Is New Again
George McGovern says hi, and he’s going to kick your ass across heaven if you ever get there.
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drbloor commented on the blog post A Dream Come True, I’ll Live There ’til I Die
Pat Caddell can’t live forever … can he?
He’s been dead for years. Those Villager brains didn’t just eat themselves, you know.
I’m surprised that there hasn’t been more speculation that Obama might make her his next Supreme Court nominee
Too old. What’s Chelsea up to these days?
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