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drbloor commented on the blog post Jonah Goldberg and The Amazing Acme Twitter Machine
The dog in Jonah’s avatar must be completely mortified, and it’s not because someone dressed him up in a party hat.
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drbloor commented on the blog post The Ladies Man
Twitter flushes out an illiterate misogynist from the Skidmark of America’s Underwear. Stop the presses.
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drbloor commented on the blog post Warning: Slow Jam Children Ahead
Bring it on, but compensation has to be precisely in kind. I look forward to Mitt doing a slow jam on a topic of his choice. He’ll make Pimpbot 5000 look and sound as smooth as Fred Astaire.
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drbloor commented on the blog post Bill Donohue’s Vagina Crusade Cannot Be Stopped
Our effort against Stewart includes asking his most consistent sponsors to pull their advertising
Pull out? But where will all the little advertisements come from then?
Play-Doh and bacon mash-ups
Oof. I had forgotten about that. If anyone else has ever been as concise as Ace was in exposing his core psychopathology to the rest of the world, I’ve never met him.
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drbloor commented on the blog post The Cuervo Gold, The Fine Columbian
that right there is pretty much worth all the shit he has to deal with from Orange Julius, Senator Turtle and the rest of the wingnuttosphere.
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drbloor commented on the blog post Before a rooster crows twice, you will deny Me three times
Well, rumor has it he did just get a heart, so…
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drbloor commented on the blog post Zombie Breitbart Wept
Only after he ran the interview as authentic, of course. What a putz.
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drbloor commented on the blog post Zombie Breitbart Wept
This is Bono hugging a black man:
Heh. If little Jason sees that photo, poor Nelson Mandela is going to be subjected to an interview including questions about why he won’t produce a birth certificate and why he wants gas prices to go up.
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drbloor commented on the blog post Single Mom Waiting For Her Presidential Booty Call
Oh dear. Someone took the wrong turn at Purity Lane whilst wandering through FDLville.
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drbloor commented on the blog post Virtual Manhood Is Better Than No Manhood At All
He lives with his mother (my ex-wife) in Arkansas. He was home-schooled until he was 10.
“I’m so fucking nuts my Ozarks-based, home-schooling wife left me.”
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Jesus Mofo Christ on a Cracker, T. Why did you link to that? I have no idea who they are or what nontroversy du jour they’re talking about, and yet I’m now bleeding from my eyeballs.
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drbloor commented on the blog post The Big Grift
By now you’re probably asking yourself “If I get the kind of blog traffic that Lee Stranahan gets, which has a trend line (see below) that looks remarkably similar to Andrew Breitbart’s current EKG, will I be rich and famous too?”
Actually, I’m wondering if I get a Segway by signing up with early registration to his master^#*$(% class.
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drbloor commented on the blog post They… Call… Me… MRS. Twitchy!
If you mute the sound and overlay the dialogue from one of Johnny Depp’s manic rants in Alice in Wonderland, the effect is similar to that of playing Dark Side of the Moon while watching The Wizard of Oz…
Twas brillig/and the slithy toves/did gyre and gimbel in the wabe/all mimsy were the borogoves/and the mome raths outgrabe.
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drbloor commented on the blog post Bill O’Reilly Is Done With Paying For Sex, You Hear? Done!
Bill O’Reilly has already shot his wad.
I know. Ick.
If it will make you feel any better, the tube sock in question has excellent legal representation looking into collecting damages.
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drbloor commented on the blog post Holding Their Manhoods Tweetly
Their Next Spartacus was known by maybe 2% of the population before he succumbed to his own rage, and that number is only getting smaller in the future. Loathesome guy, but the amount of keystrokes generated in the last 24 hours for a bit player is really pretty amazing.
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drbloor commented on the blog post A Womb With A View
How ironic. Ordinarily, rubber gloves and fudge would have you thinking “Santorum.”
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drbloor commented on the blog post Attack Of The Angry Attack Muffins Who Attack
You can forget that fantasy about Newt on GrizzlyMama action. His, uh, divining rod is set to “half your age minus seven.”
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drbloor commented on the blog post I’m Looking At The Boy In The Bubble
What the country needs is not an even larger federal government but a kind of civic Great Awakening–a return to the republic’s original foundations of family, vocation, community, and faith.
I’ve long felt that this country would turn things around quickly and well if we would only start burning witches again.
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drbloor commented on the blog post Rand Paul: Drama Queen Or Secret Terrorist?
AFAIC, that simpering, narcissistic little fuck hasn’t been properly “detained” until I get a chance to water board him myself.
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drbloor commented on the blog post There Will Be Teblood: Gloria Patri-ots, et Filio, et Spiritui Sancto Edition
Today, Tebow discovers the name of the beast is Gronkowski.
Pats, 666-3.
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