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  • drpaisley commented on the blog post Adorable Muffinhead Explains Politics & Football To You

    2013-05-08 17:44:30View | Delete

    Nice guess, but Wichita State notwithstanding, the #Shocker tag is a reference to fun on the Appalachian Trail, aka “Two in the Blue Ridge, one in the Great Smoky.” More adventurous types can experiment with the Delaware Water Gap.

  • drpaisley commented on the blog post An MBA In The House Of Love

    2012-12-26 21:56:48View | Delete

    McMegan has many skillets

    Shouldn’t that be “McMegan haz mad skilletz, yo”? Because, reasons.

  • drpaisley commented on the blog post Mindy For Bestie

    2012-07-23 15:48:04View | Delete

    “Juvenile Pink” is the name of my Runaways cover band.

  • drpaisley commented on the blog post The Meta-Photoshopping Dead Breitbart Meta-Postmodern Thingy

    2012-06-08 15:41:15View | Delete

    #4, definitely. I’m surprised that his speedbumpy corpse wasn’t turned into the HindenBart to begin with. Noxious effluent was his specialty, so he should have been self-inflating (not a euphemism).

  • drpaisley commented on the blog post Mitt Romney Is A Mexican Now

    2012-01-06 19:51:22View | Delete

    Damn you, I choked on the mouthful of Jewbelation 15 I had! Did not spray it; no way I was going to waste that marvelous nectar.

    Well done.

  • drpaisley commented on the blog post Chivy Chase

    2011-12-09 18:50:41View | Delete

    World’s Worst Mother II: The Worsening?

  • drpaisley commented on the blog post The Mysterious Galaxy

    2011-03-26 05:51:17View | Delete

    I am shocked, shocked! that no one has mentioned Charlie Stross yet. Accelerando, Glasshouse, and Halting State are all excellent. And the “Laundry” series are a wonderful combination of espionage and Cthulhu.

    Buddy Holly Is Alive and Well on Ganymede and Blackburn, Bradley Denton

    The Book of the New Sun, Gene Wolfe

    Anything, anything at all by America’s Treasure, Howard Waldrop.

    And Toast: That’s not Sturgeon’s Law, that’s Sturgeon’s Revelation. Sturgeon’s Law is “Nothing is always absolutely so.”

  • drpaisley commented on the blog post Turkey, Stuffing, and Word Salad for Thanksgiving

    2010-11-24 17:33:59View | Delete

    I demand independent verification that any Palin is actually lefthanded! As a congenital southpaw, I doubt anyone on that family knows which is which.