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egbertsouse commented on the blog post Five Finger Discount, Six Figure Pout
No wonder Emperor Obama wants to take our guns away. If those bad asses ever start exercising their Second Amendment rights it will be brutal. The old couple is weeping for their country gone wrong, but that little girl in the soccer shirt has “sniper” written all over her.
Must I be the first to say it? Thanks Obama.
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egbertsouse commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging
Clearly you caught Wembley foreseeing the disaster that would arise several months later with the weak negotiating skills of Obama and the subsequent passage of the Taxpayer Relief Act of 2012. His disappointment with the outcome is palpable. Thanks Obama.
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egbertsouse commented on the blog post “… the glaring capitals, the blurting, Tourette’s-like exclamations. “
I, for one, read TBogg for the book reviews.
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egbertsouse commented on the blog post … And Filling In For Carrot Top Will Be Michelle Malkin
Larry said he’d be there between 8 and noon.
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egbertsouse commented on the blog post A Decade Of Hijinks, Tomfoolery & Basset Poop
Thanks for not going Galt on us, though the 70 page good-bye would have really been something to look forward to.
We, the moochers and the takers and the people who do not produce our own snark and bile, salute you.
Now, where’s my welfare check?
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egbertsouse commented on the blog post The Meta-Photoshopping Dead Breitbart Meta-Postmodern Thingy
They are all fine, but for unabashed comedy and irony and absence of self parody awareness…the original is still the best. But if I have to choose, I have to go with #4, “Le chat mort”. It is current. It takes a little thought. And, most importantly, it too is dead.
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egbertsouse commented on the blog post Shriek Back
The Missus still allows you the use of one of those instruments of self-destruction? Those were the days, my friend. After my rants about Mittens, and Nobama and the Koch brothers and someone named Citizens United, Mrs. Souse will not let me near a fork any more. Nor a knife. The old girl still loves me.
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egbertsouse commented on the blog post Mitt Romney’s Hobo Wife May Have To Live Out Of One Of Her Cadillacs Someday
Wherever there’s a fight so hungry people can eat, I’ll be there. Wherever there’s a cop beatin’ up a guy, I’ll be there. I’ll be in the way guys yell when they’re mad – I’ll be in the way kids laugh when they’re hungry an’ they know supper’s ready. An’ when the people are eatin’ the stuff they raise, and livin’ in the houses they build – I’ll be there, too. An’ if Bain can buy it, bleed it, and take it public a’gin, I’ll be there, too. Also.
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egbertsouse commented on the blog post Jeb Bush ga Ginza hoomen e mukatte imasu!
Interesting picture. Is it from the CNN debate?
Mitt on the left. Newt, in the middle, with three heads–one for(from?) each wife. And the Santorum-covered creature crawling up behind Newt.
Truly, the Founding Fathers would be proud of us.
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egbertsouse commented on the blog post Virginia Is For Rape Lovers
In the Virginia senate the following amendment was offered:
“Prior to prescribing medication for erectile dysfunction, a physician shall perform a digital rectal examination and a cardiac stress test.
Informed consent for these procedures shall be given at least 24 hours before the procedures are performed.”
This amendment failed by only one vote. Apparently what is good for the girl is not good for the gander.
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egbertsouse commented on the blog post Freedom Now Requires 72-Hour Notice And A Non-Refundable Deposit
I thought it was a typo at first, but when I googled “paper spray” and thought about it, I realized once again that you were two steps ahead of me TBogg.
http://www.amazon.com/Wei-Spray-Paper-Guard-No-111/dp/B0007018K4
MISSION: Wei T’o® Associates, Inc. exists to help keep the history and records of our peoples from being lost. We are dedicated to extending the lives of books, documents, collectibles, memorabilia, and works of art on paper.
Those little bastards will be preserved.
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egbertsouse commented on the blog post All Over But The Shouting
Um, apparently no one told you that by Act of Congress the sun revolves around the earth now. Oh, and it is flat. Get with the program old man.
Also, Happy Ball and Chain Day, and More Tuition to Man Day, too.
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egbertsouse commented on the blog post Look Back In Anger
I thought this at the time and I stand behind it today:
Well played, sir. Well played.
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egbertsouse commented on the blog post A Horrible Caterwauling As If From Satan’s Abattoir
I am hoping someone can auto-tune this wonderful holiday memory. Think of The Children.
