Oh dear, glossynews’s website is crashed. It only took, like, what, 20 of us?

It’s a long fall to the bottom of that canyon, Mr. Coyote.

Hey, did you hear that George Tierney Jr of Greenville South Carolina is *not* aware of all Internet traditions? You know what they say: some people’s lives serve as examples, but the life of George Tierney Jr of Greenville South Carolina serves as a warning.

George Tierney Jr of Greenville South Carolina. Bookmark it, libs.

George Tierney Jr of Greenville South Carolina. Also too.

That picture – is that a publicity still for the remake of “Dumb and Dumber”?

I used to live in the Twin Cities and I remember Paul Douglas. He was a bright spot on KARE’s otherwise saccharine news shows at 6 and 10. A stand-up guy with boatloads of credibility. Good on him for speaking up.

When you miss the bowl, will you claim it was target practice?

Don’t know who Justin Miller is, but he blogs at Live Action News. That’s Lila Rose’s coven of liars whose MO is making dishonest, heavily edited videos of their encounters with Planned Parenthood – always under false pretenses. Some years ago, Lila Rose pretended to be an underage pregnant teenager, trying to get abortions at Planned Parenthood clinics around the country. Her enterprise made her an anti-choice hero and her videos are available on YouTube.

Would you be surprised to learn that James O’Keefe worked with her on those videos?

I am shocked, shocked that gambling goes on in this establishment!

Forecast calls for pepperspray followed by writhing and weeping on the ground.

That’s how all of O’Reilly’s dates end. Or so they should.

That’s some toothsomeness she’s got going there. Hope she was fed before that segment.

I told my wife about the #IamAndrewBreitbart hashtag, and her response was, “Is that like ‘Ich bin ein Berliner*’?”

Reason #17,389 why I love her dearly.

* which translates as “I am a jelly doughnut”, in case anyone has forgotten.

I dreamed I saw Andrew Breitbart last night,
Alive as you or me
Says I, “But Andrew, you’re two days dead,”
“I never died,” says he.
“I never died,” says he.

…

From San Diego up to Maine,
In every basement and man cave -
Where teabaggers read their blogs,
And comment fiercely,
And twitter their twats,
It’s there you’ll find Andrew Breitbart.
It’s there you’ll find Andrew Breitbart.

What the proposed legislation does is enable medical folks called “advanced practice clinicians” to perform 1st-trimester abortions.

And what are “advanced practice clinicians”? According to Wikipaedia, they are “Registered Nurses with advanced didactic and clinical education, knowledge, skills, and scope of practice. In the majority of instances, [APCs] are educated at the graduate level (Masters degree, most commonly a Master of Science in Nursing).”

Assemblyman Brian Jones is demagoging (that is to say, lying) about returning to “back-alley practices”. There is a serious shortage of abortion providers in California, and many poor women are often forced to resort to having the procedure done by unlicensed practitioners, sometimes with tragic outcomes. This legislation addresses this issue.

Sorry for the lack of snark in this comment, but the GOP’s war on women has left me a little humor-impaired.

Don’t cry for me, anti-choicers!
The truth is I never left you,
All through my Komen days,
My mad existence,
I kept my promise,
Don’t keep your distance.

There’s really not that much that needs changing.

Like they say at Sadly, No, DON”T GET OFF THE BOAT!!!

Draft of thank you note to Karen Handel that accompanies donation to Planned Parenthood:

Dear Ms. Handel,

This is to memorialize my donation of $100 to Planned Parenthood in your name. $100 is a small amount, but you know (or should know) that spectacular outcomes are built from many people making small efforts. For example, when it was revealed that Sarah Palin cut funds for rape kits (which include emergency contraception) from the town of Wasilla’s budget, over $750,000 was donated to Planned Parenthood in her name.

I believe that you played a major part in the decision to not fund breast cancer screenings at Planned Parenthood. I also believe that your actions betray a preference to advance your own political agenda over the mission of the Susan G. Komen Foundation. As such, this shows that you are incapable of fulfilling the duties of Vice President for Public Policy. You should resign immediately.

With utmost sincerity,
etc, etc

French horn? GURLZ can’t play french horn! Oh wait…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MkMdlfl8Hg

Hey photoshoppers, can you do the thing with her eyes like you did with the Palin family? Or would that be gilding the lily?

Tom Waits channels Kurt Weill!