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fauxmaxbaer commented on the blog post Mitt Romney Urges College Graduates To Have Sexytime “For Realsies”
I’d rather have a bassett than Tagg any day.
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fauxmaxbaer commented on the blog post The Occidental Tourist
Spelling has a liberal bias.
The Republicans can’t even use that “Lincoln freed them,so support the GOP argument” like they do with black voters.
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fauxmaxbaer commented on the blog post Next Conclave: Pope Beckham
Wow, even the ears drool.
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fauxmaxbaer commented on the blog post Grifting Towards Bethlehem
I thought that too. Not to mention Sarah being way past her sell by date. There’s always the bulk buyers to scoop ‘em up and hand ‘em out, tho.
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fauxmaxbaer commented on the blog post I Got 99 Problems But Being Rich Ain’t One
I like “Megan has a diverse work history.” Is that “can’t hold a job” in Newspeak?
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fauxmaxbaer commented on the blog post I Got 99 Problems But Being Rich Ain’t One
Yeah, I’m really hoping they take her advice. Maybe whatever they lose on their investments will trickle down.
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fauxmaxbaer commented on the blog post Yesterday’s News Is Today’s Attention Whore
The new blog-whoring is tweet-whoring? BTW, here’s Michelle on Hannity:
“Michelle Malkin: ‘I Hope Hugo Chavez is Choking on Sulfur & Rotting in Hell’.”
She’s so sweet.
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fauxmaxbaer commented on the blog post AIPAC Attack Hack Cracks
Looks like Ben will be spending the afternoon blocking people on Twitter.
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fauxmaxbaer commented on the blog post Mama, Weer All Crazee Now
pretty soon the kinks aren’t kinky enough and you can’t get your action jacks-on anymore until one fateful dark midnight of the soul you catch your doing a Google search for phyllisschlaflyclevelandsteamer.com
And you don’t stop til you’re donning two wetsuits with a dildo up your butt. Kicks just keep getting harder to find.
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fauxmaxbaer commented on the blog post Not Fade Away
Did you have to mention Calvin and Hobbes? Noooo, we can’t lose Tbogg too. Infrequent is way better than non-existent. Do as little as you like Mr. Bogg. There’s not much going on now anyway. Who can get excited over Chuck Hagel’s nomination?
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fauxmaxbaer commented on the blog post The Groom Is Still Waiting At The Altar
I’m holding out for Karen Armstrong or Elaine Pagels as the first lady pope.
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fauxmaxbaer commented on the blog post Bill Kristol Now Double-Dog Daring Liberals To Be As Wrong As Him
How about John Mearsheimer or Steven Walt?
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fauxmaxbaer commented on the blog post Erick Erick Erick Erick Erick Erick Erickson’s Sad Viking Funeral
In more good news, I saw somewhere that Bay Buchanan is getting her real estate license. I actually thought she and Mary Matalin were the same person, though.
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fauxmaxbaer commented on the blog post I Love You But I Have Chosen Illness
Ditto on the chicken soup. I swear by neti pots as well which I discovered in a Balloon Juice thread. I haven’t tried chicken soup in the neti pot, but that may work too. Get well Tbogg. Take your time getting back because there’s nothing going on now anyway.
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fauxmaxbaer commented on the blog post I Am Big…. It’s The Highly Edited Videos That Got Small.
Couldn’t help but notice the wet floor cones in the second clip. Is Andy not house broken?
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fauxmaxbaer commented on the blog post Sarah Palin Is The Culmination Of All Human Endeavors and Wars And Probably Evolution
That cons4palin bit is even better if you imagine John Lithgow reading it.
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fauxmaxbaer commented on the blog post A Long Time Ago In A Blogpost Far, Far Away….
Dangerous Visions. It was a collection edited by Harlan Ellison.
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fauxmaxbaer commented on the blog post Train In Vain
Probably do better if they just re-release Silver Streak.
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fauxmaxbaer commented on the blog post When Words Fail, Well Maybe There Was A Reason..
Don’t forget the birthday boy, Ronald Reagan-2 wives.
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fauxmaxbaer commented on the blog post Gonna Put It In The Don’t-Want Ads
Just tell him it’ll be OK if they land at night.
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