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fuzzlenutz commented on the blog post Barack Obama Has Got 99 Problems
Is that what that doofus a few weeks back was referring to when he said “War. Bitches. Get some?”
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fuzzlenutz commented on the blog post When Duke Loses, Humanity Wins
It’s just a fucking game.
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fuzzlenutz commented on the blog post Forced Pregnancy Guy Experiences Frighteningly Swift Mood Swings
TB, where the fuck do you find these
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fuzzlenutz commented on the blog post The B-Team Is Go!
Kids from the short bus, all growed up.
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fuzzlenutz commented on the blog post Exclusive Video Of President Obama Taunting American Soldiers
Gunsbeforebutter is on to something here. I have studied the tapei carefully and believe I can prove the shot is completely staged. First,that ball is a Wilson Bob Cousey model, not manufactured since 1960, before Obama was born. Second, the amount of time the ball is out of view(Coincindence? I think not) is far too long for the distance of top of thethe shot. Third, the angle the ball enters the basket far too steep for the shot. Fourth, you can see Eric Holder’s shoe (it looks like a lawyer’s shoe) in the top of frame at the 30.59 second mark, which would indicate that Obama threw the ball to Holder, who dropped it through the basket so the shot was garunteed not to fail. Fifth, all those soldiers look too similar, like maye they’ve been Photoshopped in. Sixth, the kerning is all wrong. I could go on.
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fuzzlenutz commented on the blog post Babble On Sister
Caribou Barbie sure knows how to pick ‘em, doesn’t she? Her stats concerning political appointments and endorsements is pretty dismal. If I saw her at the track, I wouldn’t follow her tips on the ponies.
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fuzzlenutz commented on the blog post Andrew Breitbart’s Big Death
As Dandy Don used to say, “Turn out the lights, the party’s over.” Karma’s a bitch Andy. Good riddance.
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fuzzlenutz commented on the blog post One Girl, One Cup
Your references to Judith Moore should be Judith Miller. Just sayin.
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fuzzlenutz commented on the blog post Somebody Got Slut All Over My CPAC
Well, together with this, it smacks of American Taliban time.
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fuzzlenutz commented on the blog post Rick Santorum Suggests That When Life Gives You Rape, You Should Make Rapeanade
So, I guess using Ricky’s logic, if his wife or one of his messed-up kids were to off him, they should get a commendation medal for helping Ricky to go see Jeebus that much sooner.
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fuzzlenutz commented on the blog post There Will Be Teblood – The End Times Are Killing Me
I was so hoping you were going to feature the Tebowie video from Jimmy Fallon:
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fuzzlenutz commented on the blog post Apostates In Our Midst
FUCK yeah! Obama fed Osama some shit this year too.
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fuzzlenutz commented on the blog post Everyone Gives Themselves A Trophy Day
FUCK yeah!
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fuzzlenutz commented on the blog post Respect Mah Forced Pregnancy Dickishness
Amen.
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fuzzlenutz commented on the blog post A Surge Of Santorum
Now my Santorum has surged, I feel so much better. Can I smoke in here?
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fuzzlenutz commented on the blog post There Will Be TeBlood: Week 2 Of The Tebow Era
Amen (if an infidel is allowed to use that word) Speedy, I was thinkin’ the same thing.
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fuzzlenutz commented on the blog post That Time Mitt Romney Assumed The Missionary Position
So, Mittens would have turn 18 in about 1967 according to his account of missionarying; when lots of folks I knew had their asses drafted and sent off to see foreign lands against their will (one in particular is where most landed). It’s convenient that Mitt managed to avoid the draft through whatever means, including daddy, college, and starting to crank out the little mittsters. It just reminds you of what John Fogerty speaks of in Fortunate Son and what we continue to suffer through today.
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fuzzlenutz commented on the blog post Things Not Found On The Menu
I only voted for the chiz cause there wasn’t a Raygun donut … or bacon.
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fuzzlenutz commented on the blog post Scooby Doo And The Paranoid Godsmacked Homohater
Can’t we throw up a “cordon sanitaire” around these bozo candidates to be protected from them?
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fuzzlenutz commented on the blog post Juvenilia, Juvenalia.. Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off
To continue with the prescribed juvenalia theme:
Photo above: Marcus Bachmann produces worlds largest booger.
Photo below: Michelle Bachmann consumes it. - Load More
