These were also the guys that were responsible for the Pinto, the Corvair, the Gremlin and the Vega.

One of them also gave us the Vietnam War (Robert McNamara)

Fuck ‘em! Fuck ‘em 6 days a week and twice on sundays. Finally, Andy (notvery)Breitbart did something that actually benefits the world – he left it. Finally there’s justice for all the lives that fucking coward destroyed. And I guess Jimmy O’keefe is gonna have to find respectible work now that his main sugar daddy is kaput. Next obituary I wanna see – Limbaugh.

The whole bunch looks like a family of psychotic serial killers from a “Criminal Minds” episode. Henceforth, the Santorums will now be referred to as “the Unsubs”

Yo-Yo Ma can totally kick this assclown’s ass. That said, I love it when wingnuts start bitching about the (perceived) increasing number of Asians in the Sciences, the Performing Arts, etc. You know why there are fewer “American” kids? Because wingnuts have completely gutted the budgets for science and music departments in schools, that’s why.

Mitt Romney laugh lines…If that isn’t a contradiction of terms, I don’t know what is.

What can you do? More and more Americans are carrying a gun in the car. An ex-cop I know advises that if you have to use a gun on a youth, you should leave the scene immediately, disposing of the wiped off gun as soon as possible. Such a gun cannot, of course, be registered to you, but one bought privately (through the classifieds, for example).

Oh that’s awesome advice! Just awesome! If you should perchance get caught, you know what the jury’s gonna call that? 2nd degree murder. All I can say is, don’t make any plans for at least the next 25 years.

Danielle Pletka is vice president of foreign and defense policy studies at the American Enterprise Institute.

I’ve always wondered how a think tank called “The American Enterprise Institute” could be called upon to provide any sensible foreign policy recommendations. The AEI is just a slightly more intellectual version of the Chamber of Commerce. Anyway, she’s supposed to be this foreign policy heavy hitter and she’s scribbling her opinions in USA Today? USFuckingA Today?? A paper even FOX viewers scoff at as being too dumbed down.

Peckinpah made some classic movies (eg “The Wild Bunch”) but he had some really fucked up ideas about women enjoying rape while their helpless impotent men can do nothing to stop it. “Straw Dogs” is one example, but if memory serves me correctly, there’s a similar scene in “The Getaway”. Perhaps Mr. Peckinpah may have had some notions in common with ms. Delgado, specifically when it relates to liberal ideas such as feminism and their perceived “emasculating” effects on men.

That’s definitely a “I’m so jacked-up on Red Bull and amphetimines” look.

I think his daughter realizes that daddy has a few bucks in the bank and she’d better make nice if she wants to get a piece of that dough -re-mi pie when he finally does the right thing and dies

Looking at that picture reveals a true mystery of the ages: What woman (let alone women(plural))would want to fuck this guy? To borrow a line from “Platoon”, the only way a dweeb like this should get pussy is if the chick dies and wills it to him. Even then, maybe.

First of all, given that she’s a Hahvahd Law graduate, I’d say her parents should get their money back. Oh, and she lives in MANHATTAN! I can see how that qualifies her to write this utter bullshit extolling small town values.

Doesn’t the fact that the hillbillies (In the original “Straw Dogs” weren’t they English?)invade their home and gang-rape the missus kind of put the lie to the good ol’ southern Mayberry where everybody kept their doors unlocked?

a sense of community, doors go unlocked, people dress up for church on Sunday and respect religion, still address employers and elders as “sir,” when you ask for a Bud Light the bartender insists on a Bud, they live and breathe football,

Ah yes, this lizard brain pines for the good ol’ 1950′s: At time when women and darkies knew their place. A time when you’re semi-literate neanderthal boss called you by your last name only and you had to still show him “respect” by calling him “sir”. A time when dad got dressed up in his Sunday best, then came home after church, got drunk while watching football, then beat your mom because dinner was 5 minutes late being put on the table. Yes, those good ol’ days; who wouldn’t want to go back there. As for that bartender forcing a Bud on you well, let me break it down into small sentences for that obviously mentally challenged barkeep:

“Me have money. Me want Bud light. I give you money, you give me bud light or I go some other bar”

“Pets With Newt” website, huh? Is that the one where he’s shown shoving puppies into a microwave? He is one psychotic motherfucker, and there isn’t enough money,there aren’t enough spin doctors, in the world that can rehabilitate this freak’s image. I’ve got the perfect pet for Newt and Caligula OOps! I mean Calista: How about a rabid pit bull? Yep, perfect for those two.

“A music education video from my wife will be on the importance of music education and her background as a classical French horn player

She’s a French horn player?? Hmm, there’s a joke in there somewhere, I just know it. And, man, what’s up with that creepy 1000 yard stare?

So basically this twat gets paid big bucks to write articles wherein she rubs it in the faces of proles everywhere that she can spend $1500 on a blender that she doesn’t even know how to use? Where can I get a gig like that?

Right now, some Walmart executives are saying to themselves “One employee pulling a cart through the store! I like it! Make a note that starting Thanksgiving 2012 that is our new “Black Friday” business model!”

Which GOP candidates are pro-whackin’ off anyways?

All of ‘em, actually.

I can see it now! Next stop on the Christine O’dumbass listening tour is the Greyhound Bus station in downtown Wilmington, DE, where her “supporters” consist of one homeless guy with glassy eyes, holding a bottle of Wild I in his left hand while his right is stuffed down the front of his grease stained pants (Oh wait! That’s Newt Gingrich! What’s he doing here?)