greee commented on the blog post You’ll Get Pie Delivered From The Sky When The Pizza Employee Dies
If I worked at minimum wage for some dickhead shoveling crap to the american public and he threatened to cut my hours to deprive me of health care, I am pretty sure I would forget to wash my hands after bathroom breaks
greee commented on the blog post Michigan Lawmakers Not All That Vajazzed About Your Slutty Vagina Talk
The official rules for Michigan’s House of Representatives requires the use of the words “pee pee” and “woo woo” when discussing anatomy.
I wouldn’t fuck McCardle with your
greee commented on the blog post Brother Bobo’s Missionary & Temperance Expeditionary Force
You start with David Brooks, and take away reason and accountability . . . .
When she dies, I wonder if Ricky is going to take his wife home for some final “photos”.
greee commented on the blog post Sarah Palin Accused Of Palling Around With Ballers
Add: Timeout, Travel, Payola, Forfeit
C’mon. Doesn’t Huckleberry know Obama was attending a Madras in Indonesia in 1977?
greee commented on the blog post Sarah Palin May Still Let Us Fight For American Jesus
And sixth, autonomy for the Sudetenland. Also.
He needs to learn the following:
“This is my rifle [presenting M1]; this is my gun [grabbing crotch].
This is for fighting [presenting M1]; this is for fun [grabbing crotch].”
Clicked over to Gun Counter’s site and took a look at the post “Bald for a cause”. He has the before and after pics for his head shave: http://guncounter.bob-owens.com/2011/03/bald-for-a-cause/. The after sure looks a lot like Private Pyle’s famous face tilted down look at the camera I’m gonna shoot up the bathroom scene from Full Metal Jacket: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2213119744/tt0093058
greee commented on the blog post Oh Jesus Christ, Douthat Is Talking About Sex Again
But there are different kinds of premarital sex. There’s sex that’s actually pre-marital, in the sense that it involves monogamous couples on a path that might lead to matrimony one day.
You know, Meat Loaf sex:
Stop right there!
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further–!
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
Do you love me!?
Will you love me forever!?
Do you need me!?
Will you never leave me!?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life!?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife!?
I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
Do you love me!!!?
Will you love me forever!!!?
Release the Kraken! http://www.youtube.com/v/dbxuiSA5ZLY&hl
greee commented on the blog post Wednesday Night Haven’t Been Blogging Much Random Ten
I never knew Lindsey Graham (center in pic) was a member of the Faith Tones.
Walk on the Kosher Side is pretty funny, but you have to listen to Hanukah Rocks first. I think T should mate his video of Malkin with that song.
Which you may see (and unfortunately) and listen to here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjyyjCzXCnY
Instead of a Shakira’s ass campaign button we could hand out Shakira’s ass bobble butts.
Wonder if a piece of Pita would have landed him in Gitmo
greee commented on the blog post “It isn’t fair, it isn’t right,” David Gergen screamed, and then they were upon him.
Overheard at lunch:
Eliot Ness: Fuck the Mob.
Al Capone: Fuck the Mob? Fuck the Mob?
Travis Bickle: “You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin’ to? You talkin’ to me? Well I’m the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”
Obama: Tim? Oh Timmy. Timmy.
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