Wayne LaPierre addresses Houston NRA members on why more guns would have helped Bostonians protect themselves against unknown bombers. (From a file photo) (IVCAFF News) Wayne LaPierre addressed members of the Houston NRA on Saturday, sparking the usual liberal controversy, but generating cries of “Remember the Alamo” accompanied by six-gun shots fired into the air. “I [...]

“Too soon?” “No, too late–did you ever taste Wayne’s mom’s cooking? “Well, despite all the additional help by CNN, doing their best imitation of the kids down the block watching “what’s going on with all the cop cars,” the forces of the law managed to deal with the alleged Boston bombers. I say “alleged” for a [...]

“Life Among the Nobililty: The Swing” by Gregonard… Well, Barrie Antoinette–excuse me, President Barry Obama, delivered his proposal for a budget and yes, indeed-y, there was the much hated-by-the-constituency-but-loved-by-Wall-Street “chained CPI”. According to one writer, Barry has called the Republican bluff–they have said they will brook no tax increases unless something is done about “entitlements”–you know, [...]

Quick–Send for Commando Cody! I’m still having eyestrain and headaches and waiting for new eyeglasses that will hopefully stop some of them, so this will have to be short. I was considering doing an Obama/chained CPI cartoon that was evil, offensive and right on target. I decided not to do it, but I will if I [...]

Is that yellow cake I see on the floor? Last week, we saw the passing of the 10th Anniversary of the Iraq war—ooops, excuse me, Congress never declared war, so, ummmm, what do we call it? When the airplanes struck the Twin Towers and the Pentagon, somewhere amid the horror of what I was seeing rose [...]

On the table again–tip–invest in Mars, Nestle and Colgate-Palmolive–that’s right, they make most of the cat food Senator Rob Portman has announced that he no longer supports chained CPI as a means of saving Social Security. Ohio’s junior senator said that his change of heart came from a personal discovery. “I found out over the weekend,” [...]

The Vienna Boys’ Choir was rather thrilled at the exclusion… With the retirement of Pope Benedict, following the example of the Emperor Diocletian and going off to tend a vegetable garden, the Catholic Church is at a crossroads again–namely, how to look like they’re dealing with the problem of priestly and episcopal pederasty while selecting in [...]

When you’re the Supreme Court, you can definitely put one over on Fred C. Dobbs–’The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (revised)’ The latest battle in dismantling the 20th century is about to be lost in the Supreme Court. Maybe. We’ll soon find out. The Voting Rights Act–the law that forbids discrimination against voters based on race [...]

A shoo-in for a Razzie for 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016 …

Well, the Academy Awards were last night and, just in case the fright-wing had any doubts about the liberalness of Hollywood, Michele Obama was on hand to deliver the Best Picture Award to ARGO. I’m sure Rush et al will be making hay out of [...]

With apologies to Bob and Bing… Okay, guys, time to prove just HOW OLD I AM again: THE ROAD TO DYSTOPIA To the tune of “The Road to Morocco”. Dystopia is pronounced Dis-TOPE-ya for the purposes of the song. For those of you who are too young to have ever heard it, watch this Youtube video [...]

Beyoncé shows she didn’t have to lipsync. 3rdQuarter Blackout–a conspiracy? SuperbowlXLVII is over-now get back to work! Superbowl XLVII is now over and everyone can go back to work. It was amazing–so little seemed to be happening this week–except for the NRA deepthroating the feet that they were busy cramming into their mouths. Everything else seemed [...]

Senator Johnson doesn’t know his what from a hole in the ground? Benghazi. We got caught with our pants down and four Americans were killed. Why? We didn’t know when it happened–except that we didn’t have enough security after Congress voted down the State Department request for more funds for security. Now everyone agrees it was [...]

You should see the family going to church on Sunday… Congratulations President Obama on the start of your second term. The first piece of advice I will give you for you to ignore is: Don’t negotiate with terrorists–stand your ground on the debt ceiling! I pretty much ignored the Newton massacre before the end of last [...]

Bert was not thrilled with being decorated for the holidays…(For the anime-impaired, “Kawaii” means “cute”.) I was all set to write a nice silly piece about Mitch McConnell, AKA Yertle the Turtle, managing to outsmart himself into filibustering his own legislation. Then the Sandy Hook school massacre took place… According to the Small Arms Survey of [...]

If you think this doesn’t make any sense, join the club… Bill O’Reilly and the Faux News crowd are in the middle of their annual War On The War Against Christmas, dredging up every incident of Happy Holiday-ism they can find in an effort to show how anti-Christmas America has become. Bill also argued that Christianity [...]

As he finished pasting up his ransom note, Boehner thought: “No one will suspect me.”   Once again, the government is being held hostage by House Republicans, led by the orange crybaby, John Boehner. Man, he pulls this stunt more often than a teenager pulls his boner on the internet. Only Boehner’s boner is that you [...]

Gangnam style a la Pentagon–Gubmint Style The latest titillation taking our minds off of real news is, of course, the fact that Gangnam Style has just beat out one of Justin Bieber’s songs for the top download off of YouTube. Oh, that isn’t the story? Oh, the Pentagon scandal! The latest titillation that’s taking our minds [...]

“Nothing is classier than good sportsmanship, Mitt.”–The 47% Well, a lot has happened in the last two weeks. We had an election. It did not turn out to be the squeaker that all the pundits and newsies hoped it would be. It did not turn out to be the rout that FoxNews, Newsmax, and the Romney [...]

Need I say WHICH legislatures? It’s going to be a tougher election than it should be. Tough voter ID laws have been enacted in far too many states specifically designed to make it tough for “brown” people, poor people and college students to vote. Two important states, Ohio and Florida, have precipitously cut back their early [...]