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  • Thumbnail TADAAAAAAAAAAAA! Carlos Danger? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CARLOS DANGER? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CARLOS DANGER? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa! (AR)Anthony J. Wiener, candidate for Mayor of New York City, was presented today with the Anthony Wiener Lifetime Achievement Award at being a dick. The award, named for Anthony Wiener after his last Twitter flashing scandal, was presented to Wiener after the story of his [...]

  • Thumbnail Vaginas–the only weapon they believe in regulating in Texas Called back to a “Special Special” session to protect women from the sin of abortion, Texas legislators were protected by police who confiscated objects that might be thrown at them. Tampons. Maxi-pads. “Imagine the humiliation we might have suffered by being hit in the face with a [...]

  • GregoriusU wrote a new diary post: Scalp um, Swamp um, We will take um big score!

    2013-07-08 08:21:42View | Delete

    Thumbnail 91% of all Dallas Cowboys fans would approve of this name change. While driving back from Anime Next in Somerset NJ the other week, I heard on the radio that the Washington Redskins name/mascot controversy had resurfaced. It seems some Native Americans think that “Redskins” is a pejorative! Why, all the white folks that own the [...]

  • Thumbnail Razzle-Frazzle! Justice Antonin Scalia has been known for use of “original intent” arguments in his decisions on the Supreme Court. Recently, he thrilled linguistic historians by his stunning use of the term “Argle-Bargle” in his dissent while discussing the merits of the opposing decision in the DOMA case. We asked Justice Scalia how he always seemed [...]

  • Thumbnail Well, we’d hardly lob missiles into a non-enemy country … would we? Once upon a time, Adam and Eve lived in a beautiful garden called Paradise. The caretaker of the garden, a being called God, told them that everything in the garden was good and wonderful. They had dominion over everything in it, as long as [...]

  • Thumbnail O, my stars! I’m fixin’ to have the vapors! Do I really need to go into this? I think my cartoon expresses the ho-hum attitude the American people have for the incessant attempts to find some kind of scandal on a President who, as far as we know, has never even THOUGHT about getting a blowjob [...]

  • GregoriusU wrote a new diary post: Oh, Wayne, You’re SO Pre-dick-table…

    2013-05-06 06:48:16View | Delete

    Thumbnail Wayne LaPierre addresses Houston NRA members on why more guns would have helped Bostonians protect themselves against unknown bombers. (From a file photo) (IVCAFF News) Wayne LaPierre addressed members of the Houston NRA on Saturday, sparking the usual liberal controversy, but generating cries of “Remember the Alamo” accompanied by six-gun shots fired into the air. “I [...]

  • GregoriusU wrote a new diary post: You mean Chechen ISN’T the Czech Republic?

    2013-04-29 07:04:15View | Delete

    Thumbnail “Too soon?” “No, too late–did you ever taste Wayne’s mom’s cooking? “Well, despite all the additional help by CNN, doing their best imitation of the kids down the block watching “what’s going on with all the cop cars,” the forces of the law managed to deal with the alleged Boston bombers. I say “alleged” for a [...]

  • GregoriusU wrote a new diary post: Barrie Antoinette: “Let Them Eat Catfood…”

    2013-04-15 08:10:55View | Delete

    Thumbnail “Life Among the Nobililty: The Swing” by Gregonard… Well, Barrie Antoinette–excuse me, President Barry Obama, delivered his proposal for a budget and yes, indeed-y, there was the much hated-by-the-constituency-but-loved-by-Wall-Street “chained CPI”. According to one writer, Barry has called the Republican bluff–they have said they will brook no tax increases unless something is done about “entitlements”–you know, [...]

  • GregoriusU wrote a new diary post: NoKo On the Mogogo A-Go-Go!

    2013-04-08 08:18:08View | Delete

    Thumbnail Quick–Send for Commando Cody! I’m still having eyestrain and headaches and waiting for new eyeglasses that will hopefully stop some of them, so this will have to be short. I was considering doing an Obama/chained CPI cartoon that was evil, offensive and right on target. I decided not to do it, but I will if I [...]

  • GregoriusU wrote a new diary post: An Anniversary Nobody Really Cheered About

    2013-03-25 07:34:20View | Delete

    Thumbnail Is that yellow cake I see on the floor? Last week, we saw the passing of the 10th Anniversary of the Iraq war—ooops, excuse me, Congress never declared war, so, ummmm, what do we call it? When the airplanes struck the Twin Towers and the Pentagon, somewhere amid the horror of what I was seeing rose [...]

  • Thumbnail On the table again–tip–invest in Mars, Nestle and Colgate-Palmolive–that’s right, they make most of the cat food Senator Rob Portman has announced that he no longer supports chained CPI as a means of saving Social Security. Ohio’s junior senator said that his change of heart came from a personal discovery. “I found out over the weekend,” [...]

  • GregoriusU wrote a new diary post: Black Smoke, White Smoke

    2013-03-11 08:41:51View | Delete

    Thumbnail The Vienna Boys’ Choir was rather thrilled at the exclusion… With the retirement of Pope Benedict, following the example of the Emperor Diocletian and going off to tend a vegetable garden, the Catholic Church is at a crossroads again–namely, how to look like they’re dealing with the problem of priestly and episcopal pederasty while selecting in [...]

  • Thumbnail When you’re the Supreme Court, you can definitely put one over on Fred C. Dobbs–’The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (revised)’ The latest battle in dismantling the 20th century is about to be lost in the Supreme Court. Maybe. We’ll soon find out. The Voting Rights Act–the law that forbids discrimination against voters based on race [...]

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    A shoo-in for a Razzie for 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016 …

    Well, the Academy Awards were last night and, just in case the fright-wing had any doubts about the liberalness of Hollywood, Michele Obama was on hand to deliver the Best Picture Award to ARGO. I’m sure Rush et al will be making hay out of [...]

  • GregoriusU wrote a new diary post: Drone Wars Theme Song–The Road to Dystopia!

    2013-02-11 08:13:47View | Delete

    Thumbnail With apologies to Bob and Bing… Okay, guys, time to prove just HOW OLD I AM again: THE ROAD TO DYSTOPIA To the tune of “The Road to Morocco”. Dystopia is pronounced Dis-TOPE-ya for the purposes of the song. For those of you who are too young to have ever heard it, watch this Youtube video [...]

  • GregoriusU wrote a new diary post: And Now Everyone Can Get Back To Work

    2013-02-04 07:52:11View | Delete

    Thumbnail Beyoncé shows she didn’t have to lipsync. 3rdQuarter Blackout–a conspiracy? SuperbowlXLVII is over-now get back to work! Superbowl XLVII is now over and everyone can go back to work. It was amazing–so little seemed to be happening this week–except for the NRA deepthroating the feet that they were busy cramming into their mouths. Everything else seemed [...]

  • Thumbnail Senator Johnson doesn’t know his what from a hole in the ground? Benghazi. We got caught with our pants down and four Americans were killed. Why? We didn’t know when it happened–except that we didn’t have enough security after Congress voted down the State Department request for more funds for security. Now everyone agrees it was [...]

  • Thumbnail You should see the family going to church on Sunday… Congratulations President Obama on the start of your second term. The first piece of advice I will give you for you to ignore is: Don’t negotiate with terrorists–stand your ground on the debt ceiling! I pretty much ignored the Newton massacre before the end of last [...]

  • Thumbnail Bert was not thrilled with being decorated for the holidays…(For the anime-impaired, “Kawaii” means “cute”.) I was all set to write a nice silly piece about Mitch McConnell, AKA Yertle the Turtle, managing to outsmart himself into filibustering his own legislation. Then the Sandy Hook school massacre took place… According to the Small Arms Survey of [...]

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