“She’ll be calling WIIIIIIIIIIIILDfire …”

OK, t’weren’t Bobbeh, but they ran in the same circles in my head on AM radio of yore …

Meanwhile:

“He was trying to find his place in the whirl of humanity, while at the same time refining the literary riffs that filled up page after page of his journals.”

I guess it beats dodging the draft, being a drunken frat boy, or a job-killing rich white guy.

That would be one of five Clear Channel stations on the FM in Cleveland. Competing for a shrinking 18-35 demographic is such a chore, its easier to pay these mindless assholes in monkey food and let ‘em fling poo. It was only a matter of time before some asshole minion strayed too far into idiocy. Remember that annoying, slimy jackass in your high school class who loved to leer, always had something disgusting to say? In modern radio, you give them a microphone and a drive-time talk show, because there is a tiny sliver of like-minded morons willing to tune in, scratch and sniff.

Rest assured, these organ donors love this kind of shit. ‘Ooh, made people mad at me, watch me do it again!’ Clear Channel can throw some asshole minion under the bus while ratings for the on-air circle jerk soar, and Cleveland maintains its backwater reputation as a has-been, no fear.

So I know most of these artifacts by name, but did not recognize Nicki Minaj. Googling her name, and then her image, I am reminded of the legions of idiotically outfitted extras from “The Hunger Games”, a mockery of what passes for real.

And then looking at the balance of players in this chapter, realize that’s the point of the entire charade.

Bikini woman is Teh Hawt … in 1992.

Time Machine. Get Some. Bitchez.

People throw a ball through a hoop hanging in the air.

Is it tomorrow yet?

(waits patiently)

What splendid people.

Happy Life, TBogg, MrsTBogg, L&TC!

Could you imagine what it’s like to say I got three kids in private school, I have to think about pulling them out? How do you do that?

It’s pretty simple, actually. You think, “Hmmmm, eat, pay mortgage, or write the check to Little Miss Sunshine Privateer Academy?” I’m pretty sure the right answer will occur to you eventually.

Before you know it, Aiden and Sophia and Mason are contracting STD’s and stealing shit just like the rest of the suburban white trash kids. C’mon, man, where’s your patriotism?

To him the uterus should always be popping out babies like a Pez dispenser because, what are women after all, besides elaborately constructed EZ Bake Ovens for man batter.

Damn, first paragraph out the gate, and muthafuckah on a Gaia-damned TEAR..

“We want that every president walks out with a firm commitment. We want to make sure that they will go back to their countries with those children between zero and 6 years old in their minds, and understanding very well what early-childhood development initiatives mean.”

Smart and attractive. Thanks for the link, no doubt she’s got the moves, but no longer is she just some singer shaking it. She’s teh real deal.

Ben can’t move – steelers got to go to the backup

Nope. They will hang in there and lose their ass, just like they did in SF. Its the Steelers D that’s got to step up to win this, and after letting Timmeh scramble up the middle like that, they’re going to take it personally. Watch for more bruising and “roughing the passer” calls, and blitzing a la Steelers – Tomlin and Lebeau lurve that blitz.

Clearly the Bronco receiver corps, tight end and running backs have missed the media memo on the awesomeness and capabilities of the quarter back.

Because wingnuts have completely gutted the budgets for science and music departments in schools, that’s why.

… to help pay for the charter schools favored by conservatives that teach only to the tests foisted on us by conservatives …

Touch not the crack nor the sac for thine is the Kingdom of the Shotgun

Those Corinthians were really up on this stuff, and way ahead of their time. Too bad Gaia din’t let ‘em write the whole novel, we might have a real soccer league in America by now.

thank you squirrel, deb, becky, now I don’t feel so guilty about … about … um … what? did you say something ?

If Obama’s doctors found a literal cancer on the president, I would half expect him to decide that rather than letting it off the hook by having it surgically removed, he would teach it a lesson by submitting it to a steady diet of health food which it would not enjoy at all. And when he inevitably got sicker, he’d blame it on his doctors but refuse to fire them or accept any treatment.

CTuttle: *heh* I think cancer might find him a too accomodating host…! ;-)

There’s a special place in an exclusive hell reserved for two sick fucks like you two assholes. Should some dearly beloved in one of your unfortunate families ever get stricken so, I do hope you have the decency to remember your little exposition of incredible asshattery.

…. remembering yet again why FDL is such a sick, sick place …

Bibs? Do you make bibs?

There is a sale on kneepads.

Denver acquires a really good, and really devout, Muslim player …

… at running back or wide receiver …

Was surprised to see the Pats D let the Colts put up so many points today. Maybe that’s a little bellwether too? See ya on the 18th …

In spite of your hate and snarkiness, Tim keeps smiling and winning.

All by himself! Because points off turnovers don’t mean anything either.

Actually, you’ve inspired me to root for DEN, though I could give a tin shit about the team, for no other reason than to see how they fare against a real squad in a real NFL game in January. They’ll get a taste of NE at home shortly, let’s see what happens then.