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GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging (Updated)
Of course, someone will be along soon enough to complain about …
Free Mumia!
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GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Anhedonia
Anti-anhedonia, which feels like schadenfreude with a different spelling.
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GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging
Tbogg, Mrs TBogg, L&TC, and all bassets absent and remembered: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Gaia bless us, everyone.
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GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Sandra Fluke Is The Rosa Parks Of Vaginas
Why can’t they get their stories straight after all this time?
Because freedom and support the troops and soshulizm and shut up libtards, that’s why. Got it?
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GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Some Asians All Look Alike
AEI? You expect me to fucking click on that shit? Sorry, I’m busy dousing myself in jet fuel and setting the Gaia-damned neighborhood on fire.
Maybe tomorrow.
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GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post There Will Be Teblood: This Is Just Getting Sad Now
…maybe it’s time to devote the weekly NFL post to someone seeing more on-field action such as the long-snapper for the Browns…
Browns are on a bye this week.
Oh, I see what you did there.
Texans at Bears should be a good ‘un.
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GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Mark 8:36 For The Romney Soul
But the greater loss, the real loss, is the loss of honor.
Lying to everyone every time you speak has a way of doing that to a person.
As for the bolded question, the answer is ‘nothing’.
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GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Returns To Whatever
Jen Rubin sitting in a darkened room, drinking wine straight from the bottle and playing Just Like A Woman over and over and over again.
And, lo, balance was restored to the universe. And it was good.
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GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Returns To Whatever
humboldtblue’s panties are fetching an awesome price in Brazilian rials on e-bay.
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GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Returns To Whatever
Putting Adele “Hometown Glory” on repeat and drinking heavily until I’m in a messy, fetal crunch under the desk and the pain goes away, goes away. Then maybe watching Dr Who on Netflix until its bedtime.
All the wonders of my world …
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GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging
She is mighty bored.
Not sure if she’s down for volunteering, but a former soccer player might be just thing for climbing stairs to deliver meals to trapped elderly residents in highrise apartments.
I expect she could make quite an impression, see the city, and not be bored, all at the same time.
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GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Blah Blah Blah Debate Twitter Post. Whatever.
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GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Don’t You Hate Uncomfortable Silences?
Mock her and her plane fire, and burnt welsh cakes and death by hot butter, but it should be fairly apparent that Ann Romney is unwittingly starring in one of those Final Destination movies and Mormon Satan is not going to give up until she spontaneously combusts in a flash of red light leaving behind only the stench of sulfur, Obsession, and privilege.
Me: BWAHAHAHAHA
MrsFromOhio: What’s so funny?
Me: TBogg.
MrsFromOhio: Is that the guy with the book covers? -
GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Gang Ann Style
… and soon we will all either have five vacant-eyed compliant sons who can be controlled with a friendly game of solitaire or we’ll be forced into FEMA reeducation camps where we will either learn to appreciate dressage as the greatest sport ever or die.
Do you cackle out loud when you write this stuff?
And no one does bitchface like the deliciously deranged Angela Landsbury in Candidate.
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GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Enter The Newt
Where’s the storm of trolls/parade of fail shit show?
Money Boo Boo wins the internets.
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GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Mitt Romney’s War On Fap-Americans
Once all of the pornography is gone from the internet, angry white dudes will only be left with ambassador rape slash fiction, Ross Douthat’s Tales Of Almost Conquest, and Michelle Malkin cheerleader videos.
And… 50 Sheds of Grey:
‘So,’ I asked, ‘Do you prefer to be on top or underneath?’ ‘I’m not sure,’ she said, ‘I didn’t expect you to have a bunk bed in your shed.’
‘Don’t hold back,’ she cried, as I tied her to the chair, ‘I want to feel real pain.’ ‘Alright,’ I said, putting on my Best of Top Gear DVD.
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GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Two Men Say They’re Jesus, One Of Them Must Be Wrong
“TNBB”, you’ve piqued my interest. Trans-National Back Bone?
Tahitian Noni Bioactiove Beverage? Do tell.I’m typically late, when I see the comment count exceed 42, it’s a clear indicator of a Troll-on-Troll Troll Porn thread.
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GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Two Men Say They’re Jesus, One Of Them Must Be Wrong
Bless you heart and enjoy four more years of stewing in your bitter betrayal broth…
These anthropological studies are likely better at driving the Amazon and Google ad metrics than Shakira’s ass, but I sure do miss those moves. And the stains are never gonna come out of the carpet in the foyer.
For those still shrieking, please refer here for ease of use and efficiency, rather just peeing, barfing and flinging the same. shit. endlessly. Treadmills are good exercise, but you don’t get anywhere on one.
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GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Obama To Maybe Win In November; Front Page Commenters Hardest Hit.
Better trolls for these Hot Troll-on-Troll Troll Porn posts, please. Or has a logical purity limit for FDL been achieved?
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GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Pie In The Sky When You Die
I haven’t decided what I will do on November 6.
Then you are a fucking clueless moron, and you should fall down on your fucking knees and thank whatever power you might believe in that you don’t get hit by a bus the next time you cross a busy street, because you are that. fucking. clueless.
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