Of course, someone will be along soon enough to complain about …

Free Mumia!

Anti-anhedonia, which feels like schadenfreude with a different spelling.

Tbogg, Mrs TBogg, L&TC, and all bassets absent and remembered: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Gaia bless us, everyone.

Why can’t they get their stories straight after all this time?

Because freedom and support the troops and soshulizm and shut up libtards, that’s why. Got it?

AEI? You expect me to fucking click on that shit? Sorry, I’m busy dousing myself in jet fuel and setting the Gaia-damned neighborhood on fire.

Maybe tomorrow.

…maybe it’s time to devote the weekly NFL post to someone seeing more on-field action such as the long-snapper for the Browns…

Browns are on a bye this week.

Oh, I see what you did there.

Texans at Bears should be a good ‘un.

But the greater loss, the real loss, is the loss of honor.

Lying to everyone every time you speak has a way of doing that to a person.

As for the bolded question, the answer is ‘nothing’.

Jen Rubin sitting in a darkened room, drinking wine straight from the bottle and playing Just Like A Woman over and over and over again.

And, lo, balance was restored to the universe. And it was good.

humboldtblue’s panties are fetching an awesome price in Brazilian rials on e-bay.

Putting Adele “Hometown Glory” on repeat and drinking heavily until I’m in a messy, fetal crunch under the desk and the pain goes away, goes away. Then maybe watching Dr Who on Netflix until its bedtime.

All the wonders of my world …

She is mighty bored.

Not sure if she’s down for volunteering, but a former soccer player might be just thing for climbing stairs to deliver meals to trapped elderly residents in highrise apartments.

http://www.citymeals.org/

I expect she could make quite an impression, see the city, and not be bored, all at the same time.

Gaia help me, where do you find this stuff? Seems someone spends a lot of time looking for a certain type of graphic, do I have that right, mister?

… updates collection …

Mock her and her plane fire, and burnt welsh cakes and death by hot butter, but it should be fairly apparent that Ann Romney is unwittingly starring in one of those Final Destination movies and Mormon Satan is not going to give up until she spontaneously combusts in a flash of red light leaving behind only the stench of sulfur, Obsession, and privilege.

Me: BWAHAHAHAHA
MrsFromOhio: What’s so funny?
Me: TBogg.
MrsFromOhio: Is that the guy with the book covers?

… and soon we will all either have five vacant-eyed compliant sons who can be controlled with a friendly game of solitaire or we’ll be forced into FEMA reeducation camps where we will either learn to appreciate dressage as the greatest sport ever or die.

Do you cackle out loud when you write this stuff?

And no one does bitchface like the deliciously deranged Angela Landsbury in Candidate.

Where’s the storm of trolls/parade of fail shit show?

Money Boo Boo wins the internets.

Once all of the pornography is gone from the internet, angry white dudes will only be left with ambassador rape slash fiction, Ross Douthat’s Tales Of Almost Conquest, and Michelle Malkin cheerleader videos.

And… 50 Sheds of Grey:

‘So,’ I asked, ‘Do you prefer to be on top or underneath?’ ‘I’m not sure,’ she said, ‘I didn’t expect you to have a bunk bed in your shed.’

‘Don’t hold back,’ she cried, as I tied her to the chair, ‘I want to feel real pain.’ ‘Alright,’ I said, putting on my Best of Top Gear DVD.

“TNBB”, you’ve piqued my interest. Trans-National Back Bone?
Tahitian Noni Bioactiove Beverage? Do tell.

I’m typically late, when I see the comment count exceed 42, it’s a clear indicator of a Troll-on-Troll Troll Porn thread.

Bless you heart and enjoy four more years of stewing in your bitter betrayal broth…

These anthropological studies are likely better at driving the Amazon and Google ad metrics than Shakira’s ass, but I sure do miss those moves. And the stains are never gonna come out of the carpet in the foyer.

For those still shrieking, please refer here for ease of use and efficiency, rather just peeing, barfing and flinging the same. shit. endlessly. Treadmills are good exercise, but you don’t get anywhere on one.

Better trolls for these Hot Troll-on-Troll Troll Porn posts, please. Or has a logical purity limit for FDL been achieved?

I haven’t decided what I will do on November 6.

Then you are a fucking clueless moron, and you should fall down on your fucking knees and thank whatever power you might believe in that you don’t get hit by a bus the next time you cross a busy street, because you are that. fucking. clueless.