GuyFromOhio

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  • GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging

    2013-08-15 19:05:45View | Delete

    Adrian, if you happen to drop by, that’s a pretty cool collection.

    Kinda weird, but cool.

  • GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Winning Is For Losers

    2013-08-15 04:44:39View | Delete

    Jeebus Christmas in a sidecar, between you and Cole … sigh.

    I’ll see your taco and raise you a margarita.

  • Wow, that’s a pretty, um, suggestive dance move there, Ms Shakira. Now what was the question…??

    OK, so adios FDL. No love lost, you were pretty adamant that you wanted in, so in you got. Every once in a great awhile, I would still sneak back to the old place for some re-reading, creeped out by the memories of who was running the Executive Branch.

    Seriously though, as suggested upthread, a guest slot somewhere always beckons. You could, literally, mail it in and go back to the beach. This hobby could recede along the shoreline until it no longer eclipses the sun, or the other things in life of which you hath spoken.

    Put another way: you got the voice. Stuffing it into 140-char commercial jingles is a pale shadow of the full-throated arias that have risen from these pages. What will you do with that voice? Does it go silent for good? Or do you rest for awhile, discover life is kinda boring after all, and then restart the snark?

    Inquiring minds simply must know.

  • GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post The Return Of The Daughter Of The Bride Of McMegan McMath

    2013-07-12 22:22:49View | Delete

    The classics never go out of style…

    Perhaps, though this has not convinced me of that.

  • GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging (Updated)

    2013-05-23 19:59:30View | Delete

    Of course, someone will be along soon enough to complain about …

    Free Mumia!

  • GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Anhedonia

    2013-01-02 10:27:26View | Delete

    Anti-anhedonia, which feels like schadenfreude with a different spelling.

  • GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging

    2012-12-21 20:45:58View | Delete

    Tbogg, Mrs TBogg, L&TC, and all bassets absent and remembered: Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

    Gaia bless us, everyone.

  • GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Sandra Fluke Is The Rosa Parks Of Vaginas

    2012-11-27 05:12:35View | Delete

    Why can’t they get their stories straight after all this time?

    Because freedom and support the troops and soshulizm and shut up libtards, that’s why. Got it?

  • GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Some Asians All Look Alike

    2012-11-26 21:25:40View | Delete

    AEI? You expect me to fucking click on that shit? Sorry, I’m busy dousing myself in jet fuel and setting the Gaia-damned neighborhood on fire.

    Maybe tomorrow.

  • GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post There Will Be Teblood: This Is Just Getting Sad Now

    2012-11-11 07:50:51View | Delete

    …maybe it’s time to devote the weekly NFL post to someone seeing more on-field action such as the long-snapper for the Browns…

    Browns are on a bye this week.

    Oh, I see what you did there.

    Texans at Bears should be a good ‘un.

  • GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Mark 8:36 For The Romney Soul

    2012-11-10 23:26:15View | Delete

    But the greater loss, the real loss, is the loss of honor.

    Lying to everyone every time you speak has a way of doing that to a person.

    As for the bolded question, the answer is ‘nothing’.

  • GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Returns To Whatever

    2012-11-06 20:23:06View | Delete

    Jen Rubin sitting in a darkened room, drinking wine straight from the bottle and playing Just Like A Woman over and over and over again.

    And, lo, balance was restored to the universe. And it was good.

  • GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Returns To Whatever

    2012-11-06 18:07:48View | Delete

    humboldtblue’s panties are fetching an awesome price in Brazilian rials on e-bay.

  • GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Returns To Whatever

    2012-11-06 18:05:01View | Delete

    Putting Adele “Hometown Glory” on repeat and drinking heavily until I’m in a messy, fetal crunch under the desk and the pain goes away, goes away. Then maybe watching Dr Who on Netflix until its bedtime.

    All the wonders of my world …

  • GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging

    2012-11-02 09:13:05View | Delete

    She is mighty bored.

    Not sure if she’s down for volunteering, but a former soccer player might be just thing for climbing stairs to deliver meals to trapped elderly residents in highrise apartments.

    http://www.citymeals.org/

    I expect she could make quite an impression, see the city, and not be bored, all at the same time.

  • GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Blah Blah Blah Debate Twitter Post. Whatever.

    2012-10-22 19:46:22View | Delete

    Gaia help me, where do you find this stuff? Seems someone spends a lot of time looking for a certain type of graphic, do I have that right, mister?

    … updates collection …

  • GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Don’t You Hate Uncomfortable Silences?

    2012-10-11 05:27:55View | Delete

    Mock her and her plane fire, and burnt welsh cakes and death by hot butter, but it should be fairly apparent that Ann Romney is unwittingly starring in one of those Final Destination movies and Mormon Satan is not going to give up until she spontaneously combusts in a flash of red light leaving behind only the stench of sulfur, Obsession, and privilege.

    Me: BWAHAHAHAHA
    MrsFromOhio: What’s so funny?
    Me: TBogg.
    MrsFromOhio: Is that the guy with the book covers?

  • GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Gang Ann Style

    2012-10-09 10:12:55View | Delete

    … and soon we will all either have five vacant-eyed compliant sons who can be controlled with a friendly game of solitaire or we’ll be forced into FEMA reeducation camps where we will either learn to appreciate dressage as the greatest sport ever or die.

    Do you cackle out loud when you write this stuff?

    And no one does bitchface like the deliciously deranged Angela Landsbury in Candidate.

  • GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Enter The Newt

    2012-09-18 15:04:50View | Delete

    Where’s the storm of trolls/parade of fail shit show?

    Money Boo Boo wins the internets.

  • GuyFromOhio commented on the blog post Mitt Romney’s War On Fap-Americans

    2012-09-16 19:22:42View | Delete

    Once all of the pornography is gone from the internet, angry white dudes will only be left with ambassador rape slash fiction, Ross Douthat’s Tales Of Almost Conquest, and Michelle Malkin cheerleader videos.

    And… 50 Sheds of Grey:

    ‘So,’ I asked, ‘Do you prefer to be on top or underneath?’ ‘I’m not sure,’ she said, ‘I didn’t expect you to have a bunk bed in your shed.’

    ‘Don’t hold back,’ she cried, as I tied her to the chair, ‘I want to feel real pain.’ ‘Alright,’ I said, putting on my Best of Top Gear DVD.

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