hardtoport

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  • hardtoport commented on the blog post All Apologies

    2012-05-25 10:57:05View | Delete

    Yeah, I have to agree, TBogg…George got the message and, even if this is a fake Twitter acct, the real GT of GSC is most likely never going to expose himself to this level of ridicule again. If he was unstable to start with (and I really wonder if he might have been playing with a full deck from the getgo), I’d hate to read that he harmed himself or others as part of this exposure.

    Good on yeah, you shaker and mover of the innertubes…

  • hardtoport commented on the blog post They Call Me Quiet. But I’m A Riot.

    2012-05-23 09:32:05View | Delete

    George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina – the result of limited intelligence and self-awareness meeting the broadcast power of the internets.

    He may/may not be mentally ill, but he is socially/politically conservative…so we have to assume he has an a priori pre-existing condition that facilitated his public immolation.

    Sadly, I think George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina will learn the wrong lessons from this and he’ll be back for more public humiliation. There may even be a political future for him in the Teapublican Party.

  • hardtoport commented on the blog post Angry Boo Radley Is Angry

    2012-05-22 20:11:08View | Delete

    I can think of a few-

    #fuckchop
    #2323
    #bigmouthsmallpenis
    #WhereisGeorge?
    #45goingon13

  • hardtoport commented on the blog post But Hilary Rosen Was Mean To Ann Romney

    2012-05-22 19:45:10View | Delete

    I think calling what Mitt did – wealth extraction from viable companies – “vulture capitalism” is unfair to vultures. Vultures provide a valuable service; disposal of animal remains. Bain was feeding off of dead companies, they were targeting and sucking the wealth out of their victims. I think “parasitic capitalism” is a better framing of Mitt’s life work.

  • hardtoport commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging

    2012-05-17 17:14:30View | Delete

    Have you considered adding a BassetCam for your loyal readers? We could even sign-up for watching shifts and report back on their shenanigans. Gotta think outside the box TB…

  • “The reason I got involved in public service private service, by and large, if I had to credit one thinker, one person, it would be Ayn Rand,” Ryan said at a D.C. gathering four years ago honoring the author of “Atlas Shrugged” and “The Fountainhead.”

    Just correcting the record Mr. Ryan, because what you are doing isn’t helping the public….it’s helping the 1% a lot, though.

    I wonder who got to him? Mitt? Seems like the typical Republican move to cover their tracks when people start looking a little closer at their past. And his new hero, Thomas Acquinas, would disown this prick if he was around to defend himself

  • hardtoport commented on the blog post The Wal-Martian Chronicles

    2012-04-24 19:50:11View | Delete

    Gee, an ethical question with Mitt and his business practices? I’m shocked. Mitt obviously had no principles in business, so why would we think he has them in his politics? Actually, given the Republican idea of running government like business, I think ethics and principles are detriments in applying their “solutions” to our government.

  • hardtoport commented on the blog post The Talking Dead

    2012-04-23 17:54:12View | Delete

    Not did the public sector / private sector economic self-improvement quite like Dick Cheney.

    Sec Def for Desert Storm 1 – CEO for Halliburton to fix it up and trade against the US embargo with Iran

    VP for Desert Storm 2 – with no bid contracts with former business. Sweet.

    Why this war profiteering, war criminal isn’t at the Hague pleading for his miserable 5-deferment ass is beyond my ken.

  • hardtoport commented on the blog post Bland On Bland

    2012-04-22 15:48:36View | Delete

    “who was director of the Office of Management and Budget during the George W. Bush administration”

    Because we really need the architect of the Bush economy to run with Mitt. It just seems to make so much sense.

  • I’m going with God did a cosmic recall on Breitbart’s number. Still, I find it hard to believe there wasn’t a passing reference to 20 years worth of cocaine abuse.

  • hardtoport commented on the blog post Bill Donohue’s Vagina Crusade Cannot Be Stopped

    2012-04-19 17:26:39View | Delete

    I think Donahue’s problem is that now when he’s perusing his porn, he’s gonna have that Jesus manger image getting into his head. I think he likes to keep his porn and catholic Jesus outrage separated.

  • hardtoport commented on the blog post Golddiggers & Trophy Wives

    2012-04-18 19:23:24View | Delete

    Wasn’t it Ann’s turn?

  • hardtoport commented on the blog post Catholic League To Crucify Jew For Vagina Manger Blasphemy

    2012-04-18 19:15:59View | Delete

    I’m curious as to what Bill’s official role is in the Church. Vice Prefect of the Perpetually Outraged? I have to say, between Bill and the Bishops, they sure are stepping up their cultural war on behalf of the Republican Party. The RNC must have quite the dossier on the RCC…

  • Need better wankery, Jonah. Pity the RW gasbags…they’ve got nothing to work with in Mitt.

  • hardtoport commented on the blog post Men To Match My Molehills

    2012-04-12 20:18:52View | Delete

    Hmmm, Donahue could be providing the Farrelly Brothers with some great ideas for a sequel. He’d make a great pretentious gasbag and foil for “The 3 Stooges Go to Rome”. Maybe Pope Ratzo makes a cameo as the Keeper of the Crypt.

  • hardtoport commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging

    2012-04-12 20:10:03View | Delete

    I dunno…he’s got a sinister look to him…a ‘Prince of Darkness’ look. :-)

  • As much as I hate people who promote Republicans, I hate dishonest people who promote Republicans, by trying to sell 3rd Party solutions as a more progressive option…a whole lot worse. Duopoly that.

  • hardtoport commented on the blog post Santorum Quits On America. Will We Ever Laugh Again?

    2012-04-12 14:02:49View | Delete

    I’m going with God is a practical joker with a wicked sense of humor. How else do you explain Him/Her telling Michelle Bachmann that she should run?

  • hardtoport commented on the blog post I Found Love On A One Way Street

    2012-04-12 13:56:52View | Delete

    It’s like shootin’ fish in a barrel, isn’t it T-Bogg?

  • That mission statement sounds like Koch boilerplate. How many of these wingnut welfare GOP misinformation outlets can the typical mouthbreather read? Someone should tell Matt not to give the game away in the “About us” section of his site.

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