I heard from a reliable source (i.e. I made it up) that the kinder at deadbreitbart.com receive their wingnut welfare in the form of Cheetos and slices of Velveeta.
If this study is correct, it may explain their frustration levels, lack of focus, quick tempers, and over all irritability.
What’s Pigford? Did they mean Mary Pickford? Much like Andrew, she daid.
Seriously, there are WAY too many conspiracy stories floating around on the right wing shouty sites for them to keep track of. As mentioned, this group ain’t exactly NASA material, hell, I don’t think Hoft could find his own feet without his wife pushing his head forward every morning.
They need to focus on once conspiracy at a time and stick with it. I mean, look how well that’s worked out for Orly Taitz.
Can’t wait until you get a gander at Virgin Ben’s twitter twats on Jason Collins. He’s lobbing in 60 MPH fastballs for ya big guy.
Is it too much to ask that as the story develops in turns out he was doing this at the behest of Ryan/Newt/Mitt?
Sigh, probably. But a boy can dream. I’m heading to Costco for the 40 gallon jar of Orville Redenbacher just in case, though.
SPOILER ALERT: I connected the dots in the above image and it’s….Michelle Malkin! To be honest, I should have known it from the outset: the dead eyes, goofy grin, and daisy growing out of the compost between her ears were the give away.
Damn, lost a bet with another regular. I said you would come back and bash ‘Obamabots’ in the second sentence and use at least one of ‘sheeple’ or ‘veal’ pen”, so I lost. ‘Avenging Angel’ was a nice touch, though.
The good news: I did say that you would insinuate that you were a better liberal than Tbogg, and you pounded that nail, so we called it even.
I need some help with your last sentence though; Did you just throw some of those little word magnets at the refrigerator door and write down whatever lined up?
Hatmandu commented on the blog post Hard To Believe But Weiner Is Being A Total Dick To A Stiff
I’m beginning to believe that Breitbart.com was secretly bought and turned into a satire/parody sight. Sort of like The Onion for people that huffed paint in their formative years. The least they could do is change the name to The Scallion, The Shallot, or something similar to let us in on the joke.
Then again, if they did that, a confused McArgle Bargle would probably clog up the comments posting recipes and no one wants that.
Giving an attention seeking wingnut a Twitter account is akin to giving a one year old a fork and setting them next to a light socket.
It may take a little time, but it always ends the same.
Hatmandu commented on the blog post Creepy Twins Will Own Your Ass With Their Fantasy Internet Nerd Money
At least in the good ol’ days, the grifters pretended to sell you something of real value, i.e. the Brooklyn Bridge. This generation of grifters just doesn’t have any respect for the protestant grifter work ethic either. Damn Nouveau Grifters.
And I know I’ve become a bit of a broken record on this for the last couple of years, but I sure do miss those captions our demonic overlord used to add to the photos! This picture is screaming for one. ;)
You mean the conservatives that always preach to us about “makers” and “takers” are actually quite poor at, you know, building and making things? The problem seems to be there was nothing to grift here, the way true ‘Muricans create wealth. Real bidness is hard. You gotta sign papers and plan and stuff. Who has time for that?
I believe “Whore Toe Breath” was Dick Morris’s injun name in his 4th grade Thanksgiving play.
I think it all goes back to the BENGHAZI!?!?!?! debacle, and by debacle, I mean the lizard brains have never fully been able to process why that particular piece of shitghetti never stuck to the ceiling. It has eroded confidence in their ability to control the narrative, thus we get WHITE HOUSE TOURS!?!?, VACATIONGATE!?!?!, GOOGLE HATES BUNNY RABBITS!?!? and the like.
It’s like watching the face of an aging star pitcher – who once blew fastballs by anyone with ease – as he turns to watch another of his mediocre offerings disappear over the center field wall.
I do declare, those writings of that woman gave me the vapors. I read every word of that disgusting filth and I just want to say….wait a minute…something is happening; Yes, by golly, the South has indeed risen!
Hatmandu commented on the blog post Got A Ticket For The Bay City Rollers And Everything Will Be Outta Sight
Have my tickets to catch them for the third time here in Philly next month.
All off your original recommendation, sir. I’ll always owe your for that.
Added bonus that no Basset has ever been known to have a secret nazi past, unlike those filthy, fascist German Shepherds.
True enough, but I’m more fascinated with the look of poor stupidity.
Once again, The movie Idiocracy nails: I give you the Secretary of Education.
The only difference between the two appears to be one is wearing a wig made of moose hair.
Jesus, her face in that picture says it all.
Note to confused wealthy people in a panic;
Asking for financial advice from someone who spends 40% of her income on kitchen appliances may not be the best route. $750 Blenders do not hold their value.
I suspect pseudo @ 10 is correct.
Hatmandu commented on the blog post Today in How Barack Obama Is Killing Everything That Is Good & Decent
For the record, I thought I heard the staccato buzz of an Obamadrone closing in on my house last night. My first thought was it may be an IRS edition sent in response to me taking a bloated extra mileage deduction on my Schedule C. I dove through me second story window to escape, slashing multiple parts of my body and breaking my leg in three places when I landed on my back patio.
Turns out the drone
misseddidn’t exist and the sound I heard was just my 16 year old cat coughing up a hairball. But that doesn’t mean the gubbmint won’t drone bomb my neighborhood. Heck, they may even send a tactical nuke, cuz they have them too, ya know!
Rand Paul/Jason Bourne 2016!!!
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