So George has gone dark, no tweets, emails, or interviews? Must be preparing that lawsuit against you Tblogg/Tbogg/Jennifer.

Can’t wait for the court date. This is going to make the Scopes trial look like community theater.

Nice to meet you, Jennifer.

You can call me Hatmandu Blanche.

Alas, this will no doubt end badly for George Tierney Jr Not Sr Leave My Father Alone from Greeneville SC.

I’m guessing wetsuits and dildos will be part of the finale.

Mittens new bumper sticker; An elevator for all my cars, and austerity in every middle class pot!

Why doesn’t he just tell teh Google to shut their goddamn dick sucker? Just shout it at their home page. That should do the trick.

Welcome back, sir. You returned with a vengeance, you ol’ cunt.

What rickhill said. If our demonic overlord is gone too long, the stoopudity drain will soon back up, clogged with bits of decaying Breitbart flesh, Jonah’s partially masticated cheetos, Bristol’s unused condoms, shreds of Malkin’s cheerleader skirt, and, of course, mounds of pure shit expelled from wingnut pieholes.

Enjoy your vaca, Mr. Bogg, but please return before it gets knee-deep in here. I think you’ll be back before sooner rather than later. Resistance is futile.

And if I’m not wrong, isn’t she going for full custody, trying to cut out Levi the Fertile? What about the ‘shape of her kid’s worldview’? Looks like it will pointed and blunt.

I’d comment in detail on Pantload’s chronic vapidness, but I’m on a deadline.

Smug entitled Martyr-Flavor-of-the Month and career wingnut welfare recipient Naomi Schaefer Riley….

I keep thinking that at some point in the near future the wingnut welfare gravy train (trains!) has to slip the rails and tip over, simply due to the increasing number of no talent hacks clinging to the top of the box cars these days. The least their financial backers could do is some form of wingnut welfare reform. You know, make them ride a bus 75 miles every day (each way) to scrub pots at an Applebee’s to earn their checks.

Maybe Dick Lugar can get on this now that he has some free time.

Alternate shorter:

We are mostly serial statutory rapists, NOT pedophiles, so repent, accusers. Look over there at that guy in the funny hat and curls! What a fag!

Sounds like Ann has ditched the box wine for stronger substances. Could be whiskey, heroin, or meth, but my first guess is toad licking.

Just what we need; no pressure on our beloved centrist preznint, while shrieking about every wingnut who’s talking out of his ass, AND who is dragging Romney to the right…not to mention allowing Obama to blithely hang out about 3 percentage points to the left of him.

Tbogg, are you sure you’re not getting something under table from the RNC?

Tanbark is correct! Tbogg is helping Romney in this election by pointing out the craziness of his base. You can only truly help Obama, by attacking Obama. Like noted, left-wing Superpac, Foxnews.

Or, in other words:

Self-righteous, purist scold, scolds fellow liberals for wasting valuable time and energy on pointless blog post by wasting valuable time and energy posting on pointless blog post. Again.

Tanbark/Halperin 2012!

Well, I ventured over to Calvin the Cleanser’s personal blog
and found this nugget in his “About Me” section;

(On the apolitical side of things, I’m also a trumpet player, a cat person, and a science fiction nerd with an offbeat sense of humor.)

That’s a recipe for a lot of Saturday nights spent alone, guzzling Grape Nehi by the gallon, and nodding off at 9:30 half-way through the Designing Women marathon on TV Land.

And the self loathing is strong with this one.

Scott Brown is the Nucky Thompson of our time. Speaking at temperance meetings extolling prohibition by day, while heading a rum running operation by night.

A better looking version, to be sure, but dumb as a sack of hammers.

Shorter Luntz:

I asked conservatives if they were evil, racist sociopaths, and they said no, so that ends the discussion.

Shorter Jonah:

I think I made doodies in my pants.

His main man is Thomas Aquinas? Take it away, Tommy A!

Man should not consider his material possession his own, but as common to all, so as to share them without hesitation when others are in need.

Somehow I don’t think Summa Theologiae is going to outsell Atlas Shrugged at the Galt’s Gulch Barnes and Noble.

Romney/Barney Fife 2012!

Culminating in;

Obama is going to take away your dog’s gun and then make him buy insurance! Then a death panel will put your dog down! And then he’ll eat him using a sickle and hammer!

“Has America gone over the proverbial cliff and we don’t have time to turn things around. I need to know whether it’s worth all this …

I believe the Proverbial Cliff is located where Libertarian Lane merges into the Plutocracy Parkway before dead ending at the edge. With Mittens at the wheel, gas pedal floored, Station Wagon America will not stop, soaring beautifully down into Galt’s Gulch, crashing into acres of rusted box cars filled with unpaid medical bills, foreclosed mortgages, and bankruptcy filings, the only survivor possibly being Seamus, if his crate breaks free and lands gently.

If Ann does somehow live through this, she may not like what she finds. Professional Dressage and Diaper Changers are considered Grade 1 Looters down there.

Shorter Cheney:

We’ve tried the bumbling idiot route and it didn’t work. More Darth Vader, less Dark Helmet.