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hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
I can’t imagine anything more terrible than a shootout and bloodbath at the Republican National Convention. Dead Republicans everywhere, blood and pickled grey matter spattered on the bunting. That would be terrible. Yeah, terrible.
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hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Lindsey Graham.
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hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post Fate Of Free World To Be Determined By Bi-Channel Televised Catfight
I shudder to think of the lost productivity as tens of millions of workers call out sick to watch, of the drain on the power grid as tens of millions of fingers press the PiP button on tens of millions of remotes…
Oh fuck it.
I don’t really know much about Katie Couric. Does she for any reason deserve to have Palin dragging behind her like a string of shit for the rest of her career?
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hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post President Sends Daughter To Secret Mexican Terror Madrassa
You know who Obama’s real father was, don’t you?
Gus Freng.
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hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post Sex, Lies, and Videotaped Depositions
Priests. Well, their entrails do make terrific king-stranglers.
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hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post The Big Grift
So, what is this Roscoe’s place, a front for Black Panther’s headquarters?
Oh, wait, here’s a news article…
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/10/obama-roscoes-west-la.html
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hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post Holding Their Manhoods Tweetly
I had been discreetly, respectfully silent about the death of Andrew Breitbart, but now that it’s clear that his spirit lives on, I have to say that that’s one fat, obnoxious, booze-addled asswipe of a spirit.
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hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post I Want You To Want Me
Brokering sounds boring and elitist. I say stick-fight!
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hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post Calling All Nerds (Solved!)
Nice to see that human centipedes are occasionally able to enjoy themselves.
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hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post Somebody Got Slut All Over My CPAC
Much as it embarrasses me to admit I don’t patronize hookers on street corners, what the hell is a tube-top skirt?
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hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post Little Pink Houses
If Romney manages to get the nomination — and it’s still a big if because no one actually likes the guy — only people who actually hate Obama will vote for Mitt the stammering fuckwit.
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hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post Those Strapping Young Bucks And Their Drying Machines
Why read that entire OpEd when you can just watch a 3 second clip of Gretchen Carlson or Michelle Malkin shrieking, “How many of these quote-unquote poor people have cell phones?”
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hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post Those Raunchy Hollyweird Sluts Are Breaking Up That Old Marriage Of Mine
Young teen star Lindsay Lohan is 25 years old. It’s probably her influence that made such a spoiled brat of child actor Robert Blake.
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hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post Attack Of The Angry Attack Muffins Who Attack
Sarah Palin’s ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to her characterization.
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hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post Mitt Romney Will Probably Never Be Live At The Apollo
This is why the Republicans haven’t bestirred themselves to mount anything more than who-gives-a-fuck vanity campaigns. Can’t touch that.
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hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post CNN’s Dana Loesch Is A Kind Of A Big Fan Of Golden Showers
I’m beginning to lose my sense of humor about despicably shitty human beings.
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hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post One Hour Later And You’re Hungry For Handel Again
The world would be a better place if those “Asians” had just stuck to making chop suey and transistor radios.
Here are some other “Asians” who manage to somehow rise above their race and play with “oomph”:
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hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post President Buck Wild Would Like To Dance Wif Your Date
Imagine a catfight between Peggy Noonan and Jennifer Rubin.
Sorry.
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hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post President Buck Wild Would Like To Dance Wif Your Date
I think people under thirty who think Lucille Ball is funny are already committed to voting for Ron Paul because, you know, he’ll legalize weed.
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hellslittlestangel commented on the blog post Butthurt Brownback
Brownback (n): the result of carelessly or inconsiderately wiping off santorum.
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