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heydave commented on the blog post Quivering With An-ti-ci………pation
Don’t you laugh at him,
He is now First Towel Boy!
No seconds for him. -
heydave commented on the blog post It Takes An Idiot To Raze A Village Budget
This pit bull ain’t done!
No one remembers the love
When I was just found… -
heydave commented on the blog post What Would Jesus Delete?
Now I haz a sad
My Easter egg smelled like poop
Ate it anyway -
heydave commented on the blog post Programming Note
Hey, keep that back straight!
Give each other enough room!
Oh, and nice shoes, girls… -
heydave commented on the blog post Grifting Towards Bethlehem
Go shut the fuck up…
Git more Sarah for Xmas?
Boy howdy, will I! -
heydave commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging
Guess that should be “was,”
Although I hope they’re all nice.
Still like them dags here. -
heydave commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging
So, happy birthday!
Here’s hoping your day is great.
And I like dags too! -
heydave commented on the blog post AIPAC Attack Hack Cracks
Oh, Jen, don’t forget:
Make that face and it will stick!
What can I say? Oy. -
heydave commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging
I yearn for the sun!
We have too much darkness here,
And bad leftovers. -
heydave commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging
And so comes quiet
With TBogg missing for now
We make the sad eyes -
heydave commented on the blog post Crazy Mama
Fondly brings to mind
America’s Worst Mother
Oh, where is she now? -
heydave commented on the blog post Paul Ryan Is Your New Sarah Palin Now
Yeah, I hit the gym.
You see this face right here, bro?
It’s my fist magnet. -
heydave commented on the blog post Five Finger Discount, Six Figure Pout
You want a haiku?
Fuck them. Yes, go fuck yourselves.
Fuck all those people. -
heydave commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging
Have lots of happy, kids!
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heydave commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging
My bed, my office.
Is there some confusion here?
It’s so logical. -
heydave commented on the blog post … And Filling In For Carrot Top Will Be Michelle Malkin
There’s a new record!
How deep could they pile dumb shit?
That’s how fucking deep. -
heydave commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging
Go on, touch my fur
But don’t be so rough this time
You are so jejune -
heydave commented on the blog post A Decade Of Hijinks, Tomfoolery & Basset Poop
What? Ten fucking years?
Know how I will celebrate?
No, not that. Sicko. -
heydave commented on the blog post Blahs And Browns To Form Scary Legion Of America Doom
Oh, it is to laugh!
Well, that and let dawgs fuck him…
Right before D. Brooks. -
heydave commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging
Napping and stretching?
You think the job is just that?
You forget pooping. - Load More


