Good lord, Upton is smokin’ hot. Just gotta remember not to ask her about maps, like in The Iraq and such as?

Maybe Brad just forgot to thretch before he extherthised. (Sorry, it was there.)

Seriously, this whole Fartacus thing was just to pimp a site re-design? Awesome.

I love that Miss Thang does not know how to properly use the word “subscribe”. That’s our Sarah! I consider her a white female Don King, except I’m pretty sure Sarah never curb-stomped a motherfucker.

Yet. But then, who am I to subscribe such splendiferous insertions and malegations to our Patron Saint of the Yellow Snow?

Ike Taylor is going to need skin grafts from the third-degree burns the Mighty Tebow inflicted on him.

Nice going, Shitsburgh. Burnt first play in OT. Way to tank what should have been a cakewalk.

Shit. Overtimmeh.

Couldn’t be, he spelled “football” correctly.

I’m sure Fox and Elway are floored too. Kid has definitely unfucked himself for at least one day; even if the Donks end up losing, so far it won’t have been on Timmeh.

I have to grudgingly admit that there has been less of that heaving-a-canned-ham-over-a-power-line look to Timmeh’s long passes today. Who knew it would come against the #1 D?

Jesus (not the Juicebox type). Ike Taylor has looked like a cat chasing a laser pointer all fucking day. Demaryius (however the fuck it’s spelled) Thomas has pwned his ass.

Elway’s lookin’ butt-hurt because the better Timmeh does — and he’s doing surprisingly well since the 1st qtr — the tougher it becomes for Elway to deal his duck-throwing ass to Jacksonville (as was rumored last week).

Elway could still do it and get away with it — Timmeh may be Jebus of the Rockies, but Elway is undeniably God in those parts. Bottom line is that Timmeh is drinking Dick LeBeau’s milkshake today.

There’s still time though. Rapistburger is clutch for 4th-qtr comebacks, and the Steelers are driving right now. Forget the ankle, if he has to he’ll tell them to just lop the foot and attach a prosthetic wheel. Homie doesn’t go down easy.

As a Raiders fan I’m just pissed that Timmeh gets in on his epic fail last week. At least Palmer would have made it interesting, up to the inevitable last-second fade by our shit D.

Holygenes rocks. It’s like reading a bottle of Dr. Bronner’s magic soap.

I guess the supersleuths at American Drinker got this one all fingered out, though, while every damned one of us here on Teh Left just assumed that Perry or Romney (the Marmalard and Neidermeyer of this here campaign) had finally discovered the concept of oppo research.

Real fucking geniuses they got there on the rightard commentariat — against a slate full of clowns kneecapping each other, why would an incumbent org waste a second of energy with primary oppo? If they’d go after anyone it’d be Perry, since the ‘murkin public has already conclusively proven that it will fall for a cornpone king-size Texas asshole every blessed day of the week. Even Perry’s NH speech weirdness — short of blurting that he enjoys cock, there’s not a lot Perry could say that would derail the delusionally devoted.

Outrage of the day nails it, not that this was particularly hard to nail. Obama would have to be drooling at the prospect of going up against a certifiable halfwit like Cain, there’s no reason to undermine that turd wagon. Kee-rist, Cain makes George W. Bush look like a boner-fide Rhodes Scholar.

I guess the supersleuths at American Drinker got this one all fingered out, though, while every damned one of us here on Teh Left just assumed that Perry or Romney (the Marmalard and Neidermeyer of this here campaign) had finally discovered the concept of oppo research.

Fucking geniuses they got there on the rightard commentariat — against a slate full of clowns kneecapping each other, why would an incumbent org waste a second of energy with primary oppo? If they’d go after anyone it’d be Perry, since the ‘murkin public has already conclusively proven that it will fall for a cornpone king-size Texas asshole every blessed day of the week. Even Perry’s NH speech weirdness — short of blurting that he enjoys cock, there’s not a lot Perry could say that would derail the delusionally devoted.

Dood. I would drop some serious cheddar to see Miss Thang open for Five Finger Death Punch. Maybe in between Hatebreed and All That Remains, don’t think they have any ballers, but she might be down.

I would wreck that chick….

Didn’t know that Joke Line’s progressivosity was “certified”. No doubt Chuckles can explain said certification process, since he’s a certified douchebag.

And hopefully when Giffords is healthy again, the first public thing out of her mouth is an entreaty for Chuck Lane to go fuck himself.