The good Democrats, progressives and liberals have been punked.

Start tuning up the banjo …

It’s about time for the “Nobody Could Have Known” victim/martyr blues …

Surely he must know. Don’t you remember – he reads the comments here.

Ohhh boy, I can just see it now …

STAFFER #1: “What a bunch of ingrates. Fuckin’ pukes …”

STAFFER #2: “Well, not TBogg. He’s a good little puke. Right, boss?”

OBAMA: “He’s the perfect Good German. Ohhh, here we go *points* …”

STAFFER #1: “Aww, fuckin’ Christ. It’s Hooker Jay again …”

STAFFER #2: “*LOL* Aw, c’mon. He cracks me up!”

STAFFER #1: “He’s a shithead. Calls you that one racist rejoinder in every post, Barry.”

OBAMA: “Fine by me. It puts that extra spring in the ol’ goose step. Remember a few months back at Salon and Glen Greenbeck’s place where he didn’t call me that for like a week?!?”

STAFFER #2: “Oh yeah, and those drone strikes you ordered weren’t as precise.”

OBAMA: “That’s because he pissed me off.”

STAFFER #1: “How did he manage that?!? Called you ‘President Aceveda’ again?!?”

OBAMA: “Sonofabitch quoted Glen Ford from BAR and …”

STAFFER #2: “OHH FUCK! I remember that … ”

STAFFER #1: “I don’t.”

OBAMA: “Yeah, you do. Glen Ford is that self-hating douche that said he didn’t know whether this was my second term, Bush’s 5th term, or Reagan’s 9th …”

STAFFER #1: “Good thing he’s not on the Caucus.”

OBAMA: “Anyway, it was at Salon. That honky bald-ass Stone Cold lookin’ Hooker motherfucker quoted that from Glen Ford and said that had I been a white President, that sentence would’ve came out of Tristero’s or Atrios’s keyboard instead of Glen Ford’s keyboard …”

STAFFER #1: “Jesus H …”

OBAMA: “No shit. I’d rather he called me a house-wigger.”

STAFFER #2: “Yeah, at least the partisan parakeets can shove back against that. The Guardian is starting to delete his loaded barbs. But that Glen Ford/Tristero/white president shit …

OBAMA: “Credible. Pure triangulation, god dammit …”

STAFFER #1: “C’mon, sir. Enough with these blogger bastards …”

OBAMA: “Where we going?!?”

STAFFER #2: “It’s Tuesday, Mr. President.”

STAFFER #1: “Unitary-Executin’ Day! Wooohooo!!”

OBAMA: “You know, it’s too bad the drones missles don’t have cameras like the Redeemer from Unreal Tournament.”

STAFFER: #1: “Or the announcer! KILLING SPREE!”

The election of Obama was to allow Obama to use executive power to redistribute wealth to favor his base supporters.

Which so happens to be Bush’s base supporters: the crooked, the criminal, the craven, the sociopathic, the spineless, the gutless, the bailed-out, the “above the fray”, the “above the law”, the “too big to jail” …

Way too much has been said about “the lunatic fringes” …

Not enough has been said about “the lunatic mainstream” …

I was thinking the same thing …

It’s the KGB all over again – in 720p and 1080p HD where available!

I’m guessing that Kissinger said “the unconstitutional takes a little longer” before 911.

Since then, the Constitution has …

… been replaced by the AUMF – full stop.

Obama should be careful of what he wishes for. If the Republicans pick up as many seats in 2014 as they did in 2010, he’d better pencil in an impeachment proceeding on his dance card for 2015.

Impeachment for WHAT — not being house-wigger enough?!?

*blinks*

Even if you’re half tempted to vote Republican just to see if they got the balls, they don’t need your vote in order follow the DNC’s well worn script. After all, an attempt at impeachment would instantaneously ensure another turn of Greenwald’s “Villain Rotation Wheel” where the 101st Failing Keyboardists would suddenly (yet predictably) come to Obama’s defense. Hockcrats would then plum and mine them for held noses and retarded votes, which is EXACTLY what Obama and the DNC wants in the grand scheme of things: carefully timed, calibrated, and coordinated surrender in 2014 means another DNC victory after another regularly-scheduled 8 year long “Republican Ownership Society” …

Said it once; I’ll say it again: Democrats are nothing more than the perfect rubes who sit down at the Republican Texas Hold ‘Em tourney time and time again, get dealt a full house of Ace-No-Face time and time again, and somehow still manages to fuckin’ euchre themselves. Every. Single. Time. They’re not only in on the con game; their existence is crucial to the success or failure of Republican con artistry.

Better hope the White House has a full stock of Charmin …

You’re really not suggesting some brain initiative is going to be used in some totalitarian way to go after people for pre-crime? This is lunatic.

I put nothing past sociopaths and narcissists, nor their true believer fedayeen of groupies. After all, I live in a state that was ground zero for such experimentation by sick white bastards who saw pre-crime inculcated in black people because of their propensity to get lippy, uppity, and activist about injustice.

The project must have been a success because here we are — 50+ years later — and the only black motherfuckers in existence that rain thunderbolts on President Duke Drone ‘Em, Eric Holder, and the Congressional Black Congress all post at BAR. Here we are over 50 years later, and white Hockacrats are still deathly allergic to “The Angry Black Man” because white Hockacrats still see it as a “disease” since had “The Magic Negro” not hocked, pawned, and house-wiggered Rev. Jeremiah “Angry Black Man” Wright, they were prepared to foist Hillary or McCain on us by withholding their inverted-racist vote …

Pity it won’t work on Republicans. Nothing but reflexes to scan, no higher functions above sex.

I dunno, pitchfork … those ReThugs were the first to jump up and down about Obama’s middle name of “Hussein” and Hockcrats attacked them for it. They might’ve been unintentionally on to something considering the last time somebody named “Hussein” who claimed the right to unitary-execute Americans anywhere and everywhere, this guy draped a noose over his neck, and danced like Shawn Michael’s under his fuckin’ nose. Fast forward to the “Hussein” in the White House claiming the same power, and Wilson’s gone. Raptured without a trace. And the total number of people with nooses around their necks dancing like Shawn Michaels just outside the White House gate is ZERO …

We know why – the script explicitly calls for a convenient Republican scapegoat/successor to do the “real” extra-judicial unitary-executin’ just so Hockacrats can play Pretend Progressive/Glen Beck again …

The irony is the surveillance-industrial complex couldn’t possibly collect everything and hang onto it forever without convenient auxiliaries and rewarding enablers. AIPAC, the ADL, the Southern Poverty Law Center — all taking turns at narcing out the “anti-semites” and “terrorists” and “extremists” and “dissidents” so that the squishy center can clutch their pearls and prayer-beads in relative peace …

So uh … yeah … roll on the lederhosen already.

(10,000 Internets if you had ‘em stretched across the bathroom doorway!)

Tricky Dick is a saint compared to these motherfuckers …

Hot damn, bloodypitchfork missed the best part of Art Silber whacking us with that patented clue-bat of his …

In addition to pursuing its goal of global hegemony, the United States government uses foreign countries as a lethal laboratory in which to practice the techniques it intends to use domestically, at home within U.S. borders.

I’m convinced those sociopath motherfuckers at the USG certainly had ulterior motives in the War on Iraq. American soldiers were deliberately hurled into the hot dessert heat with little to no Kevlar, too hot and heavy to wear even they did, and up to their asses in alligators that happily IED’ed their asses by the dozens every single day, week after week, month after month. Because they needed a “worst case scenario” crash course on what to expect right here in the good ol’ USA …

Good freakin’ grief …

For example, the President could conceivably have no choice but to authorize the military to use such force if necessary to protect the homeland in the circumstances of a catastrophic attack like the ones suffered on November 22, 1963 and April 4, 1968 …

… and all the other attacks by the great unwashed who apparently didn’t get that “Stop Re-litigating The Past” directive from the unitary executive the first time around — when it was conveniently white and conveniently Republican …

*shakes head*

With pure unadulterated house-wiggers like him and Obama, who really needs rightwing scapegoats, especially well-greased, well-enabled, often-rewarded and carefully cultivated and calibrated ones whose existence on the AM radio waves have been socialized for the last 40 years?!?

You are waaaaaaaaaay more optimistic than me. My take? The populace will roll & play dead until the end of time.

And the irony is Joan Walsh, Digby, dKos, TPM, and the rest of the 101st Failing Keyboardists won’t have to do jack shit to convince ‘em.

You hit the nail right on the head …

I have an 11 year old daughter and one day while watching Osama Bin Daughter terrorize me and everything in sight — be they animate or inanimate — I thought to myself, “When she gets older, what can she say to me that would make me the proudest motherfucker around or just offend and infuriate me enough to consider suicide, homicide, genocide, fratricide — all ‘cides’ are on the table?”

Didn’t take long to figure out …

If she comes up to me someday and says, “Dad, I’m lesbian, and have zero interest in either men, nor the practice of reproduction. Adoption, yes. Squirting out cannon fodder for capitalism and empire, no. So, uh yeah – don’t expect to be made a grandpa. At least, not by biological means, mmkay?!?”, I’d be happier than pig in shit. Thassa mah gurl!!1!

If she comes to me someday and says, “Dad, I’m joining the military,” I definitely foresee a “Lean On Me” Crazy Joe Clark Moment in my future. Only difference is instead of grabbing a dope-head student by the ear, dragging him up to the roof, and telling him to jump off, I’m gonna strip her scrawny little ass naked, and drag her up and down in the Interstate with a “Rape Me, Pretty Fucking Please!” sign stapled to her goddamned forehead …

That, or just hurl her directly into the nearest running wood-chipper …

Either way, I’m eliminating the middle men … >:(

The notion that we should fight for the “right” of women to kill along with men in what has historically and remains a miserably racist and imperialist pursuit of wealth for the ruling class is. . . abysmally painful to contemplate.

It’s infuriating to me. Women’s suffrage, child labor reforms, the civil right movement, and every state where same-sex marriage has been legalized are all rights that were fought by activists in the streets. Not a dead soldier in sight.

The notion that gay and feminists think signing their lives away in servitude to a top-down system that never gave a rat’s monkey fuck about them and more or less sees them as a means to an end (be it by pandering for their vote, or by being unwanted sperm recipients of a donor-class that’ll never see court-martial let alone conviction) as “change” or a “radical act” is just unconscionable … yet speaks volumes.

I hate to say it, but the re-posting of this piece is evidence, in the end, that Ms. Spaulding just isn’t a progressive.

It’s a stretch to call her a feminist at this point let alone a progressive. Back when I was blogging, I butted heads with John Aravosis alot and recall saying that the LGBT community would be better off hitching their wagons to Pam Spaulding instead of a self-professed “capitalist boy” whose grand-dame “The Left Hates Money” rants are just a cheap-ass means of invoking a blog-wide purity purge where any survivors of his banning sprees are then subsequently hit up — Dr. Gene Scott style — for bank.

Looking back, I had Aravosis pegged, but gave Spaulding waaaaay too much credit. A woodpecker would get more mileage out of a pair of rubber lips than the LBGT community will ever get out of her, Aravosis, Obama, or the derelict and ossified farce the DNC has for liberals and progressives these days. But if they insist on claiming they’re progressive or feminist, at least essays such as the above show that they’re slowly becoming more upfront and honest about the kind of Feminist progress they represent; the wing that the late George Carlin skewered as a pantheon to white privilege and macho-male imitation — only giving a shit about their own reproductive freedoms, their wallets, and having ZERO interest in Black, Latino, or Iraqi/Afghani/Yemeni women’s problems (drone baby, drone!) …