If you look carefully you’ll notice the contact email addy … tblogg … that’s what out MENSA candidate was referring to.

Sandra Fluke has repeatedly demonstrated that she is a classy, whip-smart woman who deserves our respect.

I, on the other hand, am a foul-mouthed asshole who has no qualms about letting a fumbledicked cocknozzle know just how utterly fucking stupid he is. Repeatedly. And George Tierney jr. of Greenville, South Carolina is about as fumbledicked as a fumbledick can get.

Long Live the Magi Google, George Tierney jr. of Greenville, south Carolina!

It appears the one George Tierney jr. of Greenville, South Carolina has finally pulled his twitter down. Poor man, I was just getting started. I dreamed of this alllllllllllll night after chuckling my way through yesterday.

Don’t stop believin’! George Tierney jr. of Greenville, South Carolina!

No, no, no, peeps, that was a sad, amateur attempt to mimic the Great and Powerful TBogg.

Plus, as Steve pointed out above, “chain-smoking while receiving cunnilingus from Alan Greenspan” is brilliant so just grab a really cheap beer and drink with me, Gordie and Max, we are all wearing helmets.

P.S. Steve, you have been on fucking fire lately but I have forgotten all my login stuff for your comments so I’ll just say it here.

Ayn Rand was born in the Soviet Union and then came to America on a freedom bird. She wanted the best things in life that the moochers were trying to take from so she raped a Winston ad man and began her life-long quest to build a train.

The original “Fonzi for Freedom” Joseph Dejacques inspired her to smoke in the French manner while she used her gravelly voice to beckon forth the lost memoirs of Max Steimer and his helmet because one needs a helmet when the parasites try to take away your thetans.

Ayn then moved to Michigan where she befriended Gordie Howe and spent several years writing her masterpiece “Slapshot: How the Soviet Red Army was destroyed on a wintry night in Lake Placid”. That was the star that lit the sky of freedom-loving teenagers across the globe and led to countless hours of intense discussion by the old elementary school playground where they traded stolen cigarettes and sneered at the cool kids who swooshed by on their brand new Schwinns. WAR. Bitches. Get some, became their battle cry before they were forced to return home and eat their peas.

I am so-fucking going to Hollywood!

“I’m so fucking nuts my Ozarks-based homeschooling wife left me.”

Oh sweet legions of honor, that’s funny.

I dare say Leftenant Bayne is prepared to board the enemy ship; he has fired his three broadsides (a little high and abaft the beam) and now he grasps his cutlass in hand and leaps onto the futtock shrouds hollering through the swirling smoke as cordage and splinters fill the air “Breitbart expects that every man will do his duty” and then with a mighty leap he springs for mizzen chains but only manages to fall in between the two ships into the roiling water below where he is immediately eaten by a shark.

The end.

Who said anything about the killings being illegal? Police officers shoot and kill fellow citizens on a near daily basis in this country and as our prisons are not filled with former officers convicted of murder, just about every single one of those incidents is justifiable.

Again, your smooth operator style of legal wrangling has gotten you all jumpy and skittish. Take a deep breath, put that meth pipe down and eat a few frozen Thin Mints, I’ll be over here snickering.

Huh, so no member of a government agency can kill another citizen without due process, that’s the issue, correct?

Hmm, seems to me that cops in this country shoot and kill fellow citizens on a regular basis. No arrest. No charges. No trial.

Bang-bang. You’re dead.

Instead of hopping around like a gang of meth-smoking cocknozzles, maybe you defenders of the great American way need to read a local news story. After you’ve done that and you have your dudgeon meter turned to 11 you can then discuss the legal intricacies extra-judicial killing.

I mean, I, like every other internet users always make sure to take my legal reasoning from the comments sections of blogs, particularly well-respected and reasonable blogs like FDL where outrage never met an intricate and nuanced issue it couldn’t immediately be turned into a clusterfuck of sanctimonious shitbaggery. Indeed, the legal scholarship is astounding.

Considering this weekend will see the nation’s biggest sporting event (I still echo Mrs. Bogg’s “get him … ooohhhh get him!” from 2007) and the nation’s most successful sports organization has been all over the “pink” theme for several years (thanks a whole bunch to the wife of the owner of my particular favorite — Dem Iggles) it will be interesting to see what October looks like next season in stadiums across the great ol’ US-of-A

What the fuck is a froppery?

Dude, you are so wrong. The kid in the photo is my favorite, it’s the daughter in the background who is gonna flip out. As I have argued elsewhere, the young man realizes some shit just went down and dad lost, but fuck it, when he gets home the internets will still be filled with boobs and games.

The daughter is the one who will end up on meth, take a turn at some porn and end up running an abortion clinic in the wilds of Oregon after marrying her long-time lesbian lover.

The youngest daughter is ready-made to take over for KJ-Lo.

*burp*

Even worse, Kyle Orton, you know, the sucky-not-good-enough-stander-in-front-of-the-Rocky-Mountain-pseudo-savior was able to throw for 299 yards and defeat the last undefeated team in the league led by the league’s best QB. And he did it with a patient, clock-consuming-non-flashy ofense.

If the Chiefs win next week and the Broncs lose it sets up a do-or-die-final-week-battle-for-the-soul-of-America in the final weel of the season between the Chiefs and the FOTFs.

Orton, who was 21-12 as a starter in Chicago. Orton, who has an excellent arm, sharp football IQ and the ability to beat the best team and the best QB in the league. Jesus is gonna be pissed.

So the Denver Focus on the Families went on an epic winning streak, defeating second and third-string QBs in five of those wins and then actually have to face a coach and QB who play the game at an all-pro level and Timmeh falls short.

To make it worse for the Jesus-hugging-wishful-thinking-God’s-on-our-side-Filipino-dick-snippers, the Eagles, the motherfucking, underachieving, led-by-the-most-evil-man in the league-Eagles can still make the playoffs.

Suck it, Jesus.

So how can we pin this on Obama, I mean, it’s a TBogg thread so that means any minute now some fumbledick from the swamp out front, where the banshee screams of “sell out!” have become as ubiquitous as “mic check”, will go stamping around in a fit of teenage angst about the unfairness of the world and how it’s got to be changed and how the Kenyan-Muslim-Ususprer … oops, I mean, the bank-bought-fascist-Ivy-leaguer-in-chief who never met a republican talking point he wouldn’t make sweet love to while the sobs of orphans ring in his ears, has just got to be held responsible!

Oh, and Orly Taitz is back to making friends and influencing people, if making friends means pissing off every single rational person in the country and influencing them means you want to see them forced to read firedoglake all day every day for a thousand years.

At least Hermie doesn’t stand accused of raping a 10-year old boy in the locker room showers at the Penn State football facility. He may be an ass, but he’s not an accused child rapist, so he has that going for him.

Motherfucker I was very polite, I even offered a motherfcuking soft drink as bait, as in — “have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.”

How more motherfucking polite can a guy be?

Please tell me you have seen this wonderful news website, TBogg. It makes the Ralph Nader talk seem sacrilegious

Oh sweet Jesus wrapping himself in a flag and burning himself along our Southern border, they have some heavy hitters over there, deep thinkers, intellectual giants, the likes of which we haven’t seen since, well, the last Republican debate.

Take for instance Dr. Robert Owens who is not only a historian, but a futurist as well which means he sees the past before anyone else and then sends into the future … with … umm … well, let’s have the good Dr. of history at Southside Virginia Community College tell us how it works.

(note, I do not no sneer at Community colleges or those who teach at them, I spent two years at an excellent CC here in Cali and it was a far more enjoyable learning atmosphere than the CSU campus offered)

I was interviewed on Fox News by Pat Summerall (the famed NFL broadcaster)

He was interviewed by Pat Summerall on FOX News? Ummm … ok, Kev, ok, sure you were.