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ImprobableJoe

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    ImprobableJoe commented on the diary post “It’s Magic”: Prestidigitation and other ways to Steal an Election by Greg Palast.

    2012-10-12 16:16:56View | Delete

    Those ballot-scanning machines? They had a half-dozen of them at the polling places where I voted in Florida, in majority-white neighborhoods where there was never more than a 10-minute wait to vote at any of the polling places I went to, and usually less than 5 minutes. Funny how there’s never lines where all the [...]

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    ImprobableJoe commented on the blog post Catholic bishop – Voting for the Democratic Party could endanger your eternal salvation

    2012-09-27 15:48:26View | Delete

    Time to embrace atheism, right?

    After all, the Bible was written and edited by a bunch of people just like Thomas John Paprocki: power-hungry clowns who use the threat of a “god” that they created from nothing in order to make you give them everything. Stop pretending there’s some real truth behind religion: it is just people making up stories to control you, all the way down.

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    ImprobableJoe commented on the diary post Jury Says Samsung Ripped Off Apple’s iPhone Technology by Jane Hamsher.

    2012-08-25 19:17:32View | Delete

    Really? Icons and a taskbar? I totally see how that was invented for the iPhone specifically and had never existed anywhere before.

    Jesus this is stupid.

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    ImprobableJoe commented on the diary post Slow Democracy by David Swanson.

    2012-08-07 20:35:14View | Delete

    What a complete and absolute surprise, a couple of upper class white people dismissing the civil rights movement, and the role of the federal government in making advances.

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    ImprobableJoe commented on the blog post I Was An Internet Badass

    2012-07-22 19:42:55View | Delete

    Hey! I’m one of those gun-toting badass guys with two-fisted tales of booze and babes and brawls and other things that start with the letter “b” and even I know that me and my handgun are no match for a guy with an assault rifle and body armor. Guns aren’t the problem, they just make the problem bigger and more deadly… so yeah, actually they are certainly a big chunk of the problem. I don’t think this guy could have stabbed 70 people or beaten 70 people with a baseball bat.

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    ImprobableJoe commented on the blog post I Got Dem Ol’ Fin de Siècle Blues Again, Mama

    2012-06-09 17:04:55View | Delete

    Well, so long as Washington isn’t responsive or responsible to THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!, then I don’t see what Sally Quinn is complaining about.

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    ImprobableJoe commented on the blog post So We All Shrine On

    2012-06-03 16:55:36View | Delete

    Mutant Vampire Zombies from the ‘Hood!

    Seriously though, the semi-tantrum isn’t doing you any favors.

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    ImprobableJoe commented on the blog post Late Night: Either I Am Getting Old, and/or This Is Just…I’m Speechless

    2012-06-03 15:42:51View | Delete

    The guitarist from Slayer is Kerry KING.

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    ImprobableJoe commented on the blog post The poisonous anti-gay ‘morality’ Members of NC pastor Charles Worley’s flock

    2012-05-23 21:46:47View | Delete

    Is it time for me to start converting you folks to atheism? I swear I’ve got the pamphlets here somewhere…

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    ImprobableJoe commented on the blog post FDL Movie Night: Showgirls 2: Penny’s From Heaven

    2012-05-14 19:07:18View | Delete

    Where am I supposed to see this? I’m sort of a supporter of the first movie (not really a fan, exactly), and everything I’ve read about this sequel is that it is a ridiculously low-budget piece of kind of silly genius. So where do I watch?

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    ImprobableJoe commented on the blog post Gun-toting weasel Ted Nugent: Obama, Dems are like a Coyote that needs to be shot

    2012-04-17 16:25:07View | Delete

    Nope, he’s exactly John Wayne: a pretend tough guy who dodged military service while spouting macho BS.

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    ImprobableJoe commented on the blog post Heh. Ignore.

    2012-03-21 07:06:42View | Delete

    … except that racist police practices prevent many black people from being able to carry legally. And racist police profiling also scares off black people from carrying out of fear that they’ll be stopped and shot.

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    ImprobableJoe commented on the blog post I Love Lucifer

    2012-02-22 14:42:26View | Delete

    Well, there have always been people who believed in the Devil and Christians have always been the majority in America, so it isn’t like we’re THAT much dumber now. :)

    Seriously, once you believe in the Devil you’re sort of “same street, different house” from the Republicans.

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    ImprobableJoe commented on the blog post Fear Of A Chunky Reese Witherspoon Planet

    2012-01-30 11:46:01View | Delete

    There’s just something wrong with this guy. Just wrong.

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    ImprobableJoe commented on the blog post Peter Wehner’s Selective Culture Of Life

    2012-01-06 05:32:02View | Delete

    If he chokes to death on a bag of salted dicks, will his family pass his corpse around for a final series of photo ops?

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    ImprobableJoe commented on the blog post 24 Hours Away From Being Ignored Again For Four Years

    2012-01-03 07:22:50View | Delete

    m/ SLIPKNOT!!!!

    As a fan(ish) I can tell you that the band’s opinion of the state is… low?

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    ImprobableJoe commented on the blog post I’m The One I Want To Be

    2011-10-22 18:25:01View | Delete

    Destin, FL? Say no MORE! Florida is the floor drain of America… no offense to those of you stuck in the grille.

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    ImprobableJoe commented on the blog post Altruism Is For Suckers

    2011-10-22 13:58:06View | Delete

    Yeah, I’ve been to Deland too. A semi-clean tent 900 miles away sounds like a big step up to me.

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    ImprobableJoe commented on the blog post Mitt Romney Doubles Age of “Traditional” Marriage from 3,000 to 6,000 Years

    2011-10-11 16:51:36View | Delete

    What? He might concede that the universe is 20,000 years old instead of 10,000?

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    ImprobableJoe commented on the blog post Late Night FDL: Surrendering in Advance

    2011-09-20 20:33:08View | Delete

    I wish it was the Zombie Apocalypse, because we would have an enemy that we could shoot, and count, and know that we had vanquished at the end of the war.

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