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ixnay commented on the blog post Paranoia Strikes Deep In the Heartland
and it’s in 7/4 too. great tune. great band. “I should be depressed, my life’s a mess, but I’m havin’ a good time…”
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ixnay commented on the blog post Mitt Romney’s Hobo Wife May Have To Live Out Of One Of Her Cadillacs Someday
“…fly all the way across the country (in the snow! uphill both ways!)
Fookin’ brilliant. We doff our hats (which we have).
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ixnay commented on the blog post Holding Their Manhoods Tweetly
Just make the appropriate name change:
A horn player who had been playing with Buddy Rich for many years came back from vacation to hear a rumour that Buddy had died. He didn’t quite believe it, so he phoned Buddy’s wife and said “Can I speak to Buddy please?”
Buddy’s wife said, “I’m sorry, Buddy passed away last week.”“Oh, I’m sorry to hear that,” he said, and hung up.
A couple of hours later, he called her again. “Is Buddy there please?”
“No, I’m sorry. Buddy’s no longer with us,” said Buddy’s wife. And hung up the phone.
Ten minuted later, he called Buddy’s wife again. “Can I speak to Buddy please?” he said.
She recognised his voice, and said: “Look, I’ve told you before, BUDDY’S DEAD!” And slammed down the phone.
Two minutes later, and the phone rang again… “Is Buddy at home please?” the horn player asked.
Buddy’s wife was furious. “I’m not going to tell you again, Buddy is dead.. D. E. A. D. DEAD. Why do you keep ringing me to ask for Buddy???!!!!”
He thought for a moment, and said: “I just love hearing you say it.”
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ixnay commented on the blog post Speed Bumps On The Transvaginal Highway
…Kingman, Barstow, San Bernadino, won’t you, get hip to this timely tip? -Get your kicks, on Route 666.
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ixnay commented on the blog post Triumph Of The Pill
If we could only get Leni Riefenstahl to shoot the music video for “Pussy Cartel”…
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ixnay commented on the blog post There Will Be Teblood – The End Times Are Killing Me
Matthew 6:5-6. That is all.
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ixnay commented on the blog post Zebras Are Reactionaries, Antelopes Are Missionaries
“and the zookeeper is very fond of rum.”
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ixnay commented on the blog post Friday Night Not Random Ten – Tebowmas Edition
Seasons greetings, pagans, bassets and all, a happy yuletide however you choose to celebrate.
If you haven’t made Corby Kummer’s Unbeatable Biscotti recipe from his “Joy of Coffee,” you’re missing out. We give away hundreds every year, two gross by Dr Ms Ixnay’s count this year.
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ixnay commented on the blog post The Gangs Of New York
Dinkinsizing? How big is a Dinkin anyway? Does this have something to do with goats?
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ixnay commented on the blog post Do You Know Your Enemy?
Bear in mind that the quote is from roughly 4/2010, not that it doesn’t pertain every bit as much today.
Plus ca change … .
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ixnay commented on the blog post Death Before Disco
All I need to know I learned Mr. Peabody and Sherman. Into the Way-Back-Machine.
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ixnay commented on the blog post A trio of self-proclaimed GOP heroes
As a veterinarian, I am thoroughly embarrassed to find myself in the same profession as this sack of excrement. In fact, an astonishing number of veterinarians are repugs. I have no idea why: they see the effects daily of a lack of meaningful health coverage for their patients. Oh, wait, for our four-footed friends (and their financially embarrassed and/or inconvenienced owners) there’s always the euthanasia option. Death panels!
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ixnay commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging
two words: edible undies!
(and I speak as someone who has personally done the surgery to remove unspeakable items from dog innards, if not unmentionable items)
