jcricket

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  • Your posts will be missed. Good on ya for redirecting to do something of redeeming value. Or whatever.

    Hope you come back to the intertubes someday – just not FDL. I’ll keep my ear to the ground listening for the hoof-beats.

    Fare thee well, former cowboy, basset owner, and snarkiest wordsmith ever.

    Best,
    jcricket

  • You are my homepage. Love your work. Hope you come back sometime in the future, but completely understand your desire to set this aside and do some real life stuff.

    Peace to you, TBogg – to you and your family.

  • the good news is that fools will give her money, thereby keeping it from getting in the hands of someone who would actually use it to get into office.

  • jcricket commented on the blog post Pink Mail

    2013-05-07 07:36:01View | Delete

    I see what you did there.

  • jcricket commented on the blog post Every Picture Tells A Story Don’t It

    2013-04-18 21:39:14View | Delete

    Peggy’s been logged in to eBay for days, hoping to find a Thatcher panty auction so she can actually huff in reality instead of her dreams.

  • jcricket commented on the blog post It Takes An Idiot To Raze A Village Budget

    2013-04-10 07:22:46View | Delete

    Well, at least La Griftista has never been a hypocrite, taking advantage of the Canadian socialist health care system while not paying into the Canadian tax system that pays for it.

    Oh, wait…that was when she was a child, and belonged to her parents to whom she belonged and would never rely on anyone outside of them for anything – not even medical care…that they did not pay for…

    Oh, wait…this is so confusing…

  • jcricket commented on the blog post Talking Boob Talks About Boobs

    2013-03-16 16:28:41View | Delete

    funny edit.

  • jcricket commented on the blog post Talking Boob Talks About Boobs

    2013-03-16 16:22:59View | Delete

    Wow, her neck looks like an accordion and all her face needs is some green shading to complete her transformation into Jim Carrey’s Grinch. Well, maybe her teeth are still her own and are still good. Who knows?

  • jcricket commented on the blog post Grifting Towards Bethlehem

    2013-03-12 19:40:25View | Delete

    Shoto @ 12 has a good point: Where is the fitness book the bitch was supposed to be writing last fall? She couldn’t finish that either??

  • jcricket commented on the blog post Closing Time At Café Drone

    2013-03-06 20:41:08View | Delete

    Yes, but when did Hillary know about it? And who wrote the talking points? At what point in the chain of discussion did the information change to select restaurants?

  • jcricket commented on the blog post Yesterday’s News Is Today’s Attention Whore

    2013-03-06 20:35:35View | Delete

    Hi Jenn – it was me a couple of weeks ago alluding to the famous line – but you are wrong about its origin. It came from Fatal Attraction with Glenn Close. I don’t watch Lifetime, so can’t tell you if the line was lifted for one of their movies.

    Bogie @11 got it right with the bunny in a pot reference. TBogg also has supplied a pic of Ms Close from that very film up-top.

  • jcricket commented on the blog post I’m Knobbled On The Cobbles Cos I Hobble When I Wobble

    2013-02-25 20:24:36View | Delete

    I suppose the wig with the bangs is her version of mocking Michelle Obama. The problem with that being, of course, that the bangs are so short the first person that comes to mind is Moe of The Three Stooges fame. Maybe if it had been Moe there might have been a chance the vid would have been funny, that is, to a bunch of pre-adolescent boys with inferiority/bully complexes.

    Oh. Maybe I’ve stumbled upon a truth. Who knew?

  • jcricket commented on the blog post Like A Hole In The Head

    2013-02-23 20:01:10View | Delete

    an beverage?

    Valentines Day, February 8?

    Maybe if you are a knuckledragger, you only look at the pictures and the words just don’t even enter into it.

  • jcricket commented on the blog post Not Fade Away

    2013-02-18 20:16:17View | Delete

    Jeez, for a second I thought Lesley @ 3 was going to say “I will not be ignored, Dan TBogg!!!” (I was a little bit askeerd)

  • jcricket commented on the blog post Friday Random Ten And Shakira’s Mom Ass

    2013-02-09 08:06:12View | Delete

    Valerie – Amy Winehouse
    Run For Your Life - Beatles
    Another Way of Caring – Trent Rezner and Atticus Ross
    Solid Rock – Mark Knopfler and Eric Clapton (live)
    We Gotta Get Outta This Place – Jello Biafra and DOA
    Me and Bobby McGee – Kris Kristofferson
    Time – Pink Floyd
    Let’s Get It On – Marvin Gaye
    Someone to Watch Over Me – Sting
    Promiscuous (album version) - Nellie Furtado

    + It’s Only Rock and Roll But I Like It – Rolling Stones

  • Good for you, Bob. And good for France. However… I do not believe that in France or anywhere else in Europe where there is a knowledgeable tradition for making cheese, the standard is ““Everything we do is held responsible to God. His Word, the Bible, tells us how we’re supposed to act.

    http://www.slowfood.com/slowcheese/eng/52/europe

    here is a brief bit of info found there:
    Microbiological characteristics of raw-milk cheese

    Moving on from milk to cheese, it is necessary to guarantee the following through regular analyses:
    - the absence of Listeria monocytogenes
    - the absence of Salmonella
    - the absence of staphylococcal enterotoxins
    - the control of the presence of bacteria indicating poor hygiene (Escherichia coli and coagulase-negative staphylococci)

    Somehow, you would think that god-botherers who believe in all kinds of things they cannot see, would instinctively understand the evil lurking in a petrie dish or dancing on the head of a pin.

  • So…putting diseased milk through sterilized tubes (etc) suddenly makes it clean?

    Why do they even bother sterilizing the equipment?

  • jcricket commented on the blog post I Love You But I Have Chosen Illness

    2013-01-27 19:39:58View | Delete

    Sympathies all around. Haven’t had it this year (knock on wood) but am old enough to say that have been hit with ‘the serious one’ a couple of times in my life.

    Stay warm.

    Get sleep.

    Drink lots of water…keep a bottle on the nightstand.

    Use the timer on the TV so it won’t wake you up later on.

    Leave a hall light or a night light on somewhere so when you get up in the dark you can find your way to the bathroom w/o tripping over /stepping on anything (we have cat toys that freely roam, your mileage may vary).

    Take care,

  • jcricket commented on the blog post Orly Taitz Is The New Thurgood Marshall Now

    2013-01-04 20:28:29View | Delete

    mambotaxi, keeping it all in perspective is a good thing. thanks for the link. :)

  • jcricket commented on the blog post 2013 Dead Breitbart Site To Remain Subtle

    2013-01-01 17:52:08View | Delete

    Once The Atlantic got rid of Miss Calculation, you’d figure that the Rightards would have removed it from their Favorites/Bookmarks instead of poking around like scavengers looking for any shred of meat, rotten or otherwise.

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