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jibeaux commented on the blog post Fear And Fapping On Campaign Trail 2012
In the balance that we all must walk of “don’t judge by appearances” versus “trust your instincts”, the latter gets pretty well vindicated by this guy.
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jibeaux commented on the blog post Gadsden Flags Made Of Hemp
I tend to think that makes it even worse. Using a bombing to snark on a colleague?
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jibeaux commented on the blog post Mommy and Daddy Fight Because You Are Stupid
sexual tension and meaningful glances you rarely see outside of a Lindsey Graham/ Kelly Ayotte press conference…
Wait, Kelly Ayotte is a woman, isn’t she?
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jibeaux commented on the blog post I’m Knobbled On The Cobbles Cos I Hobble When I Wobble
Uh-huh, “many a viewing.” I only watched once, but I doubt it gets more Shakiraized on repeat watching.
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jibeaux commented on the blog post A Tri-Cornered Sombrero Is A Very Hard Thing To Find
Clearly, they misspelled offical.
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jibeaux commented on the blog post A Tri-Cornered Sombrero Is A Very Hard Thing To Find
It will all be worthwhile once they get that bumper sticker with a snake that is being trod on AND eaten by an eagle. It will all make sense then, amigo.
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jibeaux commented on the blog post Five Finger Discount, Six Figure Pout
And why is the black couple sad because their taxes stayed the same? Help, I can’t find the door to the wingnut logic room!
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jibeaux commented on the blog post Five Finger Discount, Six Figure Pout
I think the parents of four kids are unhappy because they’re still in work suits. Quit your jobs, live off the $180k a year investment income, and take the kids to the damn park. You’ll be much happier, really you will.
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jibeaux commented on the blog post Today We Are All Chunky Reese Witherspoon
the old left-wing suspicion of faith and domesticity
Ah yes, you should see the fury that is unleashed at nice domestic pictures of basset hounds, and anytime anyone discusses a husband, wife, or kids. Sheesh, don’t light the stove, there’s a shitload of straw in here.
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jibeaux commented on the blog post Zomney 2012
Oh my God there’s eleventy different fonts on that thing…
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jibeaux commented on the blog post Dimes Worth Of Difference
Aw hell. Now I am revealed as a snarker, but at least I can do it more accurately now.
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jibeaux commented on the blog post Dimes Worth Of Difference
Jill Stein? Sellout. The REAL liberals are writing in Cindy Sheehan.
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jibeaux commented on the blog post Angry Boo Radley Is Angry
I thought of that, and I’m sure that I lack George Tierney, Jr., of Greenville, SC’s imagination and I certainly don’t judge people’s bedroom choices, but that just doesn’t seem particularly satisfying for anyone involved and as an insult it’s just peculiar.
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jibeaux commented on the blog post Angry Boo Radley Is Angry
George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, SC didn’t major in spelling during his primary school career, I know, but what the hell is a “dy dick”, George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, SC?
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jibeaux commented on the blog post Internet Man Does Not Want To Be On The Google Anymore
Does Dan Savage owe anyone here any favors, because George Tierney, Jr., of Greenville, South Carolina, is really begging for a little of his google-fu. Dan, if you’re listening, that’s George Tierney, Jr., of Greenville, South Carolina.
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jibeaux commented on the blog post Joseph Bast Is Kind Of A Big Pussy
Col. Wamsley responded by saying it occurred to him that they might need his home address for the legal action, which he provided, and that he was posting the emails on his website to make sure they remained accessible.
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