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joeyess commented on the blog post Your Restraining Order Only Makes Me Love You That Much More
Christ, Tbogg! You’re missing all the fun, brother!
Here’s Jason Mattera being the confused, BreitTard-addled ass that he is.
I’m eagerly anticipating your musings regarding this breaking story.
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joeyess commented on the blog post Sex, Lies, and Videotaped Depositions
“I can’t give you the names, but there’s a growing consensus on the part of the bishops that they had better toughen up and go out and buy some good lawyers to get tough. We don’t need altar boys.”
I’ll bet he wishes he could take back that last line.
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joeyess commented on the blog post Peggy Noonan Is The Peggy Noonan Of Peggy Noonans
sui generis
Why didn’t the guy just say unique?
Frenchified bastard.
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joeyess commented on the blog post Attack Of The Angry Attack Muffins Who Attack
Oh, and this is just a guess, but I would posit that Callista has never had “bed hair”. I submit that that hair-helmet shreds sheets.
Oh, wait…….. Newt only gets blow-jobs.
Never mind.
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joeyess commented on the blog post Attack Of The Angry Attack Muffins Who Attack
“I’ll articulate that it is hypocritical of the media to subscribe to one candidate and not another, that kind of angry attack muffin verbiage to one and not the other.”
“Articlate”? Sarah Palin?
Sarah Palin couldn’t articulate her way out of choking on a moose bone.
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joeyess commented on the blog post Mitt Romney Is A Mexican Now
As they say over at Cole’s joint, “We’re All Mayans Now”.
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joeyess commented on the blog post Happy New Year
Is that Meryl Streep?
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joeyess commented on the blog post The Conservative War On Christmas And The Baby Jesus
Oh shit. Now Malkin has a penance to pay. I predict it will involve going on O’Reilly’s Clown Hour, jumping 1 3/4 inches off the ground while yelling at the top of her lungs “MERRY JESUS’ BIRTHDAY, BITCHES!”
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joeyess commented on the blog post Mama Mia For “Dudes”
I sat here, thru that entire soul crushing clip with my mouth agape, feeling like I was watching the murder of an enemy long forgiven. I have also now lost all respect for Paul Giamatti.
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joeyess commented on the blog post The End Times Ultimate Battle Between Good & Evil Poulan Weedeater Bowl
My Tebow hating also boils down to the media and it’s absurd quest in finding and exploiting a never-ending-ratings-bonanza story that they can latch onto like a lamprey does a trout. The trout, in this case, being one of the magically multiplied Jesus-fishes* which we will from henceforth refer to as the North American Tebow Trout.
*bread not included
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joeyess commented on the blog post Past Her Freshness Date
I’m actually surprised that Sarah and Hank Jr. aren’t pardnas in some kind of Hee-Haw/Snowbilly/Slack-jawed/Hoe-Down Jamboree/Jubilee Double CD/DVD late nite infomercial.
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joeyess commented on the blog post Past Her Freshness Date
There’s something about reading the words “Palin” and “freshness” in the same sentence that makes me shudder.
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joeyess commented on the blog post They Shoot Warlords, Don’t They?
Hey, Tbogg. I just read that entire thread. IMO FDL has become a cesspool of ridonkulous bullshit and this entire strip mall of a blog has descended into madness. As I understand it, there is a standing invitation to come on over to Cole’s place and blog. The readers over there would love to have you and you wouldn’t have to suffer fools in the process.
Unless that’s your sort of thing……. I know you like low hanging fruit, but that was crazy.
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joeyess commented on the blog post Chicago Is Why I Just Grin Like A Clown
“However, when the home-town papers are starting to make the call for retirement, it’s maybe not quite as much of a long shot as before.”
Or, to put it another way… In the immortal words of Andy Stone of Casino fame:
“When the old man said, ‘maybe your friend should give in.’ when the old man says ‘maybe’, it’s like a papal bull….. not only should you quit, you should run.”
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joeyess commented on the blog post Me And Gawd Are Watching Timmy Grow
yes, that comment, in the motorcycling world, gives new meaning to the word “Hog”.
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joeyess commented on the blog post Obama’s 2008 Hope Morphs Into 2012 Slash-and-Burn
Who, exactly, in the Obama administration even mentioned Romney’s religion? Who? Name them.
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joeyess commented on the blog post Just Like Reality, Math Has A Well Known Liberal Bias
I hope they mopped and swept the floors after the shows. I’ll guarantee that’s not Coca-Cola you’re shoes are sticking to, mister.
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joeyess commented on the blog post Bristol Palin’s Airing of Grievances
Have I mentioned how much I hate that fucking shimmygif? It locks up my intertubes machine something fierce. Jesus, Tbogg….. why don’t you just come on out here to Kansas and smear roofing tar on my welcome mat while you’re at it?
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joeyess commented on the blog post Fenway Eats
Wonderful news. Now, if Fenway is reading this, eat good and hearty. Then take a big poop in one of dad’s shoes just to show him how much you love him and appreciate the love you receive……..
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joeyess commented on the blog post Fenway Update
I was employing snark.
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