the comments on YouTube are a case study in conservative stupidity. Just wow.

Scott Stapp gets punk’d at a Gainsville Denny’s.

I read this over at Pharyngula…….. came right over here, giggling my ass off, because I knew that you, Tbogg, could not resist the low hanging fruit that is Scott Stapp.

Please regale us with the story of his late-nite-sexy-sexytime-at-Denny’s episode.

Like Andy did with Kennedy? That nonsense aside, we’re not mocking the dead, we’re mocking the DeadHeads he left behind. Left behind without any music to smoke grass to. That, my friend, is a bitch.

Number 6….. Because it is the first number of the beast (bring on the meteor!!) and I actually laughed out loud.

Again, the question it must answer or it gets the hose again, is: How would Mitt Romney be a better presidents?

It will now answer the question, or it gets the hose again……

Christ, Tbogg! You’re missing all the fun, brother!

Here’s Jason Mattera being the confused, BreitTard-addled ass that he is.

I’m eagerly anticipating your musings regarding this breaking story.

“I can’t give you the names, but there’s a growing consensus on the part of the bishops that they had better toughen up and go out and buy some good lawyers to get tough. We don’t need altar boys.”

I’ll bet he wishes he could take back that last line.

sui generis

Why didn’t the guy just say unique?

Frenchified bastard.

Oh, and this is just a guess, but I would posit that Callista has never had “bed hair”. I submit that that hair-helmet shreds sheets.

Oh, wait…….. Newt only gets blow-jobs.

Never mind.

“I’ll articulate that it is hypocritical of the media to subscribe to one candidate and not another, that kind of angry attack muffin verbiage to one and not the other.”

“Articlate”? Sarah Palin?

Sarah Palin couldn’t articulate her way out of choking on a moose bone.

As they say over at Cole’s joint, “We’re All Mayans Now”.

Is that Meryl Streep?

Oh shit. Now Malkin has a penance to pay. I predict it will involve going on O’Reilly’s Clown Hour, jumping 1 3/4 inches off the ground while yelling at the top of her lungs “MERRY JESUS’ BIRTHDAY, BITCHES!”

I sat here, thru that entire soul crushing clip with my mouth agape, feeling like I was watching the murder of an enemy long forgiven. I have also now lost all respect for Paul Giamatti.

My Tebow hating also boils down to the media and it’s absurd quest in finding and exploiting a never-ending-ratings-bonanza story that they can latch onto like a lamprey does a trout. The trout, in this case, being one of the magically multiplied Jesus-fishes* which we will from henceforth refer to as the North American Tebow Trout.

*bread not included

I’m actually surprised that Sarah and Hank Jr. aren’t pardnas in some kind of Hee-Haw/Snowbilly/Slack-jawed/Hoe-Down Jamboree/Jubilee Double CD/DVD late nite infomercial.

There’s something about reading the words “Palin” and “freshness” in the same sentence that makes me shudder.

Hey, Tbogg. I just read that entire thread. IMO FDL has become a cesspool of ridonkulous bullshit and this entire strip mall of a blog has descended into madness. As I understand it, there is a standing invitation to come on over to Cole’s place and blog. The readers over there would love to have you and you wouldn’t have to suffer fools in the process.

Unless that’s your sort of thing……. I know you like low hanging fruit, but that was crazy.

“However, when the home-town papers are starting to make the call for retirement, it’s maybe not quite as much of a long shot as before.”

Or, to put it another way… In the immortal words of Andy Stone of Casino fame:

“When the old man said, ‘maybe your friend should give in.’ when the old man says ‘maybe’, it’s like a papal bull….. not only should you quit, you should run.”