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Joey Maloney commented on the blog post Angry Boo Radley Is Angry
And tomorrow we’ll still be laughing at George “Fuckchop” Tierney Jr. of Greenville SC.
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Joey Maloney commented on the blog post Bristol Palin Will Explain Opposite Marriage To You
Seconded!
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Joey Maloney commented on the blog post Parish The Thought
Most popular in the Vatican City snack food aisle is the salted mini-dicks, of course. Eat ‘em by the handful.
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Joey Maloney commented on the blog post God Finds You Dull and Jejune Too
Just saw this story on TPM and since I know fuck-all about the history of baseball my first thought was, wow, you really ARE somewhat popular!
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Joey Maloney commented on the blog post The Cuervo Gold, The Fine Columbian
Shakira/Obama!
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Joey Maloney commented on the blog post NY Times Is Being Racist Against NOM’s Opposite Marriage Race War
Dude, I’m all down with that “humor” and “hyperbole” and stuff that you use to stay relevant to today’s young people, but I think there are some things that are just over the line, that are so ridiculous, so horrifyingly, self-evidently false that it can’t help but damage your credibility.
“Sentient”? Bitch, please.
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Joey Maloney commented on the blog post Bill O’Reilly Is Done With Paying For Sex, You Hear? Done!
I swear, these old right wing men think about sex more than 13 year-old boys.
And probably have it less.
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Joey Maloney commented on the blog post All Your Vaginas Are Belong To Us
Wait … That wand is called a sonic transducer???
You better wise up, Janet Weiss!
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Joey Maloney commented on the blog post Mitt Romney Is Racist Against The Motor-Skill Impaired And The Number Challenged
Organizations that were not called on either didn’t press the number “1” or never joined the call in the first place.
Hilarious. Love the graphic, too.
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Joey Maloney commented on the blog post Scooby Doo And The Paranoid Godsmacked Homohater
Besides, there was a chance that all of the college students were lesbians. Even the guys.
That sounds like the Grinnell I remember!
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Joey Maloney commented on the blog post Corndog Libel!
Probably “Hot Links”.
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Joey Maloney commented on the blog post Bristol Palin’s Airing of Grievances
A classic in your genre, sir.
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Joey Maloney commented on the blog post Fenway Update
At least it’s a very manly illness.
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Joey Maloney commented on the blog post The Mysterious Galaxy
Anything by C.J. Cherryh. She writes both very hard sf with a sociological skew, and high fantasy much of which is based on mythologies that are not terribly familiar to American readers and hence more interesting.
On her SF side I would most highly recommend the Cyteen trilogy (Hugo winner) or the Chanur novels which are great space opera. There’s also the Foreigner cycle which is up to 12 or 13 novels at last count.
On the fantasy side, Rusalka is pretty cool, based on Russian folktales.
My one caveat is, Cherryh doesn’t do exposition. She drops you into the middle of a crisis and you’ll probably spend the first fifty pages wondering what the hell is going on, who are all these creatures, and why is everyone shooting at everyone else? But your patience will be rewarded.
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Joey Maloney commented on the blog post A Frothy Mixture of Piousness and Everybody Hates You
just the frothing on the cake.
You’ve outdone yourself, my man. Again.
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Joey Maloney commented on the blog post In The Year 2525 Or Thereabouts
That’s another 2 bucks to the iTunes store. Thanks a lot, man.
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Joey Maloney commented on the blog post Moore In Laughter Than In Anger
I propose our own contest, to pick the best, most spectacularly humiliating death we could hope for Mr. Kristol.
Cancer of the rectum? Cardiac arrest while wearing a hood, playing “Gitmo detainee” with Jim Guckert as the guard?
The possibilities are limitless.
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Joey Maloney commented on the blog post The Ugly Moose-Patterned Christmas Sweater From Abattoir & Fitch
More like this guy, probably.





