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johnnyk commented on the blog post Eric Holder And His Bitchin’ ‘Fro Were Once An Angry Black Man
Billy Martin on Oscar Gamble playing right field: “he’s no gazelle out there”. Gazelles are found in Kenya, therefore Oscar is not from Kenya, Holder is not from Kenya, and…need I say more? Take that birthers!
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johnnyk commented on the blog post Pizza Rat Publicist Simply Does Not Care For Your Class War
A great ad-man who doesn’t know enough to not use reverse type for a block of copy. I pity any client dumb enough to hire the hack.
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johnnyk commented on the blog post The Obscure Charm Of The Plutocracy
The nitwit is from NJ – very declasse` for an acceptable Hamptonite, and 75 feet is a pretty sorry-ass yacht these days. Hilarious.
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johnnyk commented on the blog post Dr. Helen’s Lonely Hearts Club Bund
Women sense my power, Mandrake. They seek the life essence.
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johnnyk commented on the blog post Mitt Romney’s Hype Man Excites Crowd With Blow Job Jokes
He has decimated our school programs and environmental safeguards and is out to destroy my business, horse racing. But hey, he’s got personality, and as Samuel L. Jackson said, personality goes a long way.
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johnnyk commented on the blog post That $1500 Blender Isn’t Going To Pay For Itself
The sense of accomplishment in climbing a mountain is equal to that in buying a blender in Meganville. When asked why she bought it she said humbly yet firmly, “because it was there”.
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johnnyk commented on the blog post But We Don’t Want The Irish….
She’s 38? Best news I’ve heard all day…as long as she’s not preggers already, maybe the clock will run out on her reproducing. A guy can dream, can’t he?
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johnnyk commented on the blog post I Flaunt, Therefore I Am
A woman that stupid oughta be good looking. It just ain’t right.
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johnnyk commented on the blog post They Shoot Warlords, Don’t They?
That was Oscar Wilde. Bierce’s definition of a cynic was someone “who sees things as they are, not as they ought to be”.s
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johnnyk commented on the blog post Southern Culture On The Skids
Coulda been worse for Palin… coulda been A.I. Damn!
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johnnyk commented on the blog post Blood Libel: The Bookening
Check out Little Danny Snyders’ huff and puff litigation threat against a Washington paper for true frivolous lawsuit hilarity.
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johnnyk commented on the blog post Andrew Breitbart’s ABC Death Will Not Have Been In Vain
WTF…was she writing in English?
