Fuck, if you let those racial agitators get their way, gunning down people on a whim might even become illegal or something and then what man will feel safe hunting and shooting a kid in cold blood? Is that the type of America we want to live in, people? IS IT?!?

Noting President Obama’s White House event last week celebrating the 1960 novel “To Kill a Mockingbird,”

You’d think they’d go out of their way to avoid anything with reference to “kill” in it. But obviously you’d be wrong.

“I registered an account here just to say that this is a slimy, disgusting post with a reprehensible title.”

Who wrote this sketch? It’s brilliant.

The best thing Breitbart ever wrote was “Call 911″ in a puddle of his own vomit.

I spent the duration of this performance contemplating whether I’d rather be blind or deaf.

CPAC + Rap = CRap

Handel is now free to go on a multi-state martyr tour whining about how the mean old cancer-ridden harridans forced her to self abort from the thing she loved best:

Can we start calling it “Handel’s Water Music” or perhaps “Handel’s Fireworks”?

(sorry about that)

Even if they relegated Iowa to the Stone Age, it would only set them back about 6 months.

Jesus must be really conflicted. Let’s see, world peace, or winning games for Tim Tebow?

Pride goeth before the fall, dude…..

before the hollandaise congeals to an eggy disaster.

Sheeyit! You can buy that stuff in a can now-a-days. Get over yourself.

Gordon Ramsey would still tell her to f*ck off in less time than it takes me to type this.

Chubby McCampuscop

Respect mah authoriteh!

The UC system needs to fasten their seat belts for more of this. Between the recent protests about the practically weekly tuition hikes passed by the Trustees(with matching salary hikes for the top administrators) and now students taking part in the Occupy movements, there are going to be plenty more of these demonstations to deal with.

It’s not going to be pretty.

Last week the Oakland OWS crowd was snarking how they were “showing San Francisco how to do it right.” Things change from minute to minute.

KTVU in Oakland has full coverage:

http://www.ktvu.com/news/29586433/detail.html

I think newspapers should always be provocative. But they should also be fair and provide context.

Puleeze! Pexton’s predecessor, Little Deborah Howell practically invented the “both sides do it” meme in her unblushing defense of Abramhoff.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/01/21/AR2006012100907.html

At the Post an “ombudsman” is just a tenured right-wing partisan hack who needs to be put someplace so they can still draw a paycheck. They obviously have no clue what the postition really entails.

There must be some point where stupidity of such an olympian scale will cause a person physical pain.

Also, too. If you absolutely feel the overwhelming need to ride a cable car, take the one that stops by the Hyatt Regency at the Embarcadero. You can always get on there. The one from Powell St. always has lines that are longer than the Haunted House at Disneyland on Labor Day Weekend.

Tonight is hot in San Francisco on Twin Peaks. Very, very hot. Our summer usually finally hits the end of September and beginning of October.

I broke down and bought a portable air conditioner from QVC earlier this summer and have finally turned it on since there’s no fog in sight to cool me off. I got sick of hearing “you don’t need air conditioning in San Francisco”, because sometimes you do, you REALLY do.

The good news is that I have a beautiful view of the bay, downtown, the bridge and Oakland across the way. The bad news is it’s hot. Soooo very hot.

Preaching ignoramiouses like Douchehat, Scalia and the entire Opius Die thinnk they’re all reincarnations of Pope Gregory IX. Which is ironic since RC’s don’t believe in reincarnation.

Backwards, Xtian Soldiers.

Sounds like you need to find a new place to stash your blue pills.

BTW – Ew.

OMG!!! Like it’s only a month until Wingnut Xmas and I haven’t even started my shopping yet!!!