Nah, let’s not totally bomb him. He’s not a danger to the public like Santorum was. He’s just a jerk who needs a kick in the pants.

Oh, wow.

I’d almost feel sorry for the sorry prick if he wasn’t such a…prick.

I got out of the boat and saw the following contribution from one of her commenters:

But what about Obama’s boyfriends? (NTTATWWT)

I keep reading rumors that he is gay. That Reggie Love leaving was not so much a firing as a breakup.

There was a picture of Obama in shorts a year or two back and his legs looked like toothpicks. The dude is seriously anorexic from the look of it. AIDS?

Whaaaat????

Apparently tanbark has never heard of this somewhat popular thing called humor.

Never wasted a moment of his life in mere LAUGHTER!

I didn’t actually check out the list. Please tell me Bobby Goldsboro’s “Honey” is on it.

If you are looking for a place to throw Pooh without being challenged, then this isn’t the site for you.

I don’t think there are many places where one could throw a harmless teddy bear without someone at least asking why.

I think liberalarts either really doesn’t GET the point of this blog or is being paid not to.

Kinda burns my cookies to think of how much money the social network monkey-wrenchers…er…operatives are going to be making this summer.

Jeebus, Tbogg, where do you find these mutants?

They’re EVERYWHERE!

Special thanks go out to Marx, Stalin, Lenin and Mao. Also too Alinski, Rev Wright and the guys who used the heart attack blow darts on Breitbrat.

Hey, you forgot Bill Ayers, who supposedly poisoned that LA Coroner’s assistant who prepared probably didn’t have anything to do with the report on Breitbart’s cause of death.

Oh, and the Rothschilds. Who may or may not be Jewish. Or not really Jewish, because they could be ASHKENAZI Jews!!!!

Oi. I’m not sure what it is that these people have inside their heads in place of brains. I suspect it’s little torn-up bits of kapok that were dipped in shit and then rolled in peanuts.

Damn infrastructure can’t maintain itself properly on declining tax revenues. Tsk,tsk.

Since I and my fellow fat cats don’t want to pay for the “renewal” I want, SOMEBODY’S gotta make a miracle happen.

Sheer jawboning by a faaaabulous multimillionaire will do the trick, I’m sure.

Willard’s proposal to eliminate the state and proeperty tax write-off

Yeah, I loved that little tidbit. That deduction is not peanuts to the kind of people he was talking to — it’s peanut DUST (at most). But for most of us ordinary homeowners, it makes a real difference to our tax bills.

Kick the middle class in the gut while cutting the top rate for your buddies. Yeah, that’s Mitt’s idea of “closing loopholes.”

The man’s a turd in a tuxedo.

American Psycho much?

Now Easter is ruined for Mark — every time he hears the story of how Jesus’s body was missing from the tomb, he’s just going to think “must have died in a black neighborhood.”

Squeee!

Some days I think maybe I shouldn’t read TBogg or his commenters. I might die laughing.

Doesn’t political speech from the pulpit endanger Pastor Rick’s religious tax exemption?

Ooops. Did I say that out loud?

It’s not that I couldn’t run one of them down if he bolted

A scene I’d pay good money to see.

Or bad money, come to that.

["Bolted." Ha. Ha hahahaha. "BOLTED!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!]

This joint really is a comedy club nonpareil.

The damning inaccuracy these guys are claiming is a minor error of omission. We’ll let them have this one.

It lasted THROUGH SPRING…and then INTO SUMMER.

And I do rejoice that this sort of thing is all they can squeeze out of Obama in the way of gaffes. There’s so little to work with that it makes THEM look pathetic when they try to mock him.

Obama’s such an …. un-Bush … it must drive them stark staring.

Can’t you just imagine him with a puzzled look on his face while his staff face-palms in unison: “What? What did I say that was wrong?”

I just love this man. LOVE him.

Roberts is a corporatist before anything else. He really believes that the Business of America is Business.

I think he’ll come down on the side of more corporate power.

Almost as much of a mystery as to why millions of people like Mitt follow a religon started by a teenage alcoholic con-man who talked to angels by putting rocks in his hat.

The angel he met in Palmyra, New York* was named Moroni.

For real.

Or some values of real.

______________
* PALMYRA! I ask you!

What did they report so toughly? I’ve heard nothing and I don’t read The Daily Whistle Past the Graveyard.

(Mostly because all I want from it is the funny stuff, and for that I have Roy and TeeBee to read it for me.)

Maybe Tebow was more a prelude, kinda like John the Baptist, and now our actual savior has come…where’s my rosary…come to think of it, where did JtB finish out his career? Jacksonville?

Salome got his head on a platter as a reward for a cootchie dance.

So…..Arizona, natch.