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karlhungus commented on the blog post All Apologies
I must say, at the onset of this journey, this might have been some of you best work. Good for you in recognizing the need to move on. Were you a conservative, you’d be on your 3rd victory lap (no doubt making war references… GET SOME!). Snark is an art, but so is knowing when to quit. Bravo on a job well done.
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karlhungus commented on the blog post Heh. Ignore.
Patio Sets, Bitches- Get Some!
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karlhungus commented on the blog post Walk A Mile In My Berluti’s
I got off the boat. I’m glad I did. However, I’m not sure if I should laugh or cry. This reads like something out of The Onion. If you choose to stay on the boat, here’s a sample of what you’re missing. Mmmm… mangoes…
Earlier this month, a friend invited him on a trip to Mardi Gras in New Orleans. The friend was going to be a judge in a wet T-shirt contest, Kullberg said. He turned down the offer.
and
Wall Street headhunter Daniel Arbeeny said his “income has gone down tremendously.” On a recent Sunday, he drove to Fairway Market in the Red Hook section of Brooklyn to buy discounted salmon for $5.99 a pound.
“They have a circular that they leave in front of the buildings in our neighborhood,” said Arbeeny, 49, who lives in nearby Cobble Hill, namesake for a line of pebbled-leather Kate Spade handbags. “We sit there, and I look through all of them to find out where it’s worth going.”
The horror… The horror…
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karlhungus commented on the blog post Scott Brown Just Browned Himself
Couple of things…
1. Proud to be from Mass./ Can’t wait to vote for her.
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karlhungus commented on the blog post Where Is Paul Harvey When You Need Him…
I can’t recall being so angry (how the fuck is ANYONE against this vaccine?) and laughing so hard at the same time.
Thanks TBogg, you made my day.
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karlhungus commented on the blog post Pin The Tale On The Jew
Wait, wait, wait…
Making money is suddenly bad?
Somewhere Obi Wan Galt is wrapping up a 3 hour speech with: “I feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.”
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karlhungus commented on the blog post Kenneth Gladney Is, Like, Emmett Till Times Infinity
Good call on Moby, but I still say it’s Tito. Let’s call him Toby.
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karlhungus commented on the blog post Kenneth Gladney Is, Like, Emmett Till Times Infinity
There are two things really don’t make sense…
1. Why is Terry Francona kissing this guy?
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karlhungus commented on the blog post Rick Santorum To Once Again Humiliate And Sadden His Family
Will they be bring the dead-fetus-in-a-jar with them on the campaign trail?
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karlhungus commented on the blog post Sarah Palin Is The Culmination Of All Human Endeavors and Wars And Probably Evolution
Are they talking about the same Sarah Palin I see on my teevee? The Quintessential Queen of Quit is not going to go through The Battles of Thermopylae, Waterloo, Stalingrad, Bunker Hill, Stirling Bridge, Gallipoli, Jutland, Verdun, Yavin 4, Hoth, and Helms Deep to get the nomination. She couldn’t even fight the battle of “Obscure Alaskan Citizens with Ethics Complaints” without giving up her Governorship. Who’s her running mate? Brave, Brave Sir Robin?
We few, we happy few, we band or morans! Palin/Sir Robin 2012
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karlhungus commented on the blog post Word Salad Sarah
The Daily Show has a nice take down.
The second clip is really good…
http://www.balloon-juice.com/2011/05/12/the-daily-show-on-the-common-kerfuffle/#more-69043
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karlhungus commented on the blog post In This Next Scene, I Mime Being Crushed By The Debt Ceiling
It’s not done yet, but my entry involves…
Dick Cheney
Ronald Reagan
1 tube a super glue
salad tongs
The Hamburger Helper Hand
4 wet suits
2 ICBM shaped dildos
and a catcher’s mitMoney in the bank…
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karlhungus commented on the blog post Spongeworthy? No.
Totally OT…
TBogg,
I’m not sure if you’re aware of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDmkuBlEnUE&feature=player_embeddedIf a shotgun blast to the skull wasn’t enough, this would probably finished him off. The only good part about getting shot in the head with a .12 gauge is it doesn’t last 4 minutes and 18 seconds…
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karlhungus commented on the blog post Ramblin’ NAMBLAin Obamalin Man
1.I think Bob’s outlook on life can be summed up by this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083131/quotes?qt=qt0483074
2.Does anyone think Bob shoots at the sky looking to avenge his poor gas grill?
3. Isn’t “Confederate Yankee” just another way of saying: “I’m a traitor, y’all”
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karlhungus commented on the blog post Correction. Or maybe improvement… One of those.
As much as I’d like to take credit…
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karlhungus commented on the blog post Voter ID? We Don’ Need No Steekin’ Voter ID
Badgers? Badgers? We don’t need no steekin Badgers…
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karlhungus commented on the blog post Democracy, Whiskey, Sexy! Comes To America And Blows A 3.2 On The Breathalyzer Then Throws Up In The Back Of A Squad Car
you weren’t kidding…
alan Hale for montana: pro drunk driving, anti- capitalization, spelling, and grammar!
