It struck me how they must really know their local audience. I thought it was interesting that the local news reporter completely glossed over WHO George Tierney Jr of Greenville SC had directed his potty mouth at.

Yeah, that’s a good point. The whole story also seemed to have a “you dumb-fucks, your kids know better, don’t do this” theme from beginning to end.

Jennifer, it looks like your favicon, which was formerly a basset, was replaced by a blue dot with fingers. I haz the creepz.

Fuck chops all the way around!

What will the English language look like once the alleged Peak Wingnut passes? Will it look something like Klingon?

“His response was always professional, calm, civil,” she pointed out. “In fact, he even intervened on behalf [of] — to try to help — Gov. Perry when he was stumbling [in attempting to remember a talking point during a debate].

Shorter: He’s always looking for ways to help simpletons like Rick Perry.

You’d think a competent campaign staff would know if they’re dealing with a candidate who’s not really human, and would therefore have talking points ready when the inevitable negative stores surface.

Huh?

as a purification exercise to enhance their influence over other Republican legislators

Can you name anyone more influenceable than Mittens?

TBogg, I certainly hope Ann Beerhouse isn’t being offered as a replacement for Shakira’s Ass…

Wal-Mart Stores Inc said on Tuesday it has appointed a global officer to oversee compliance with a U.S. law that forbids bribes to foreign officials as it grapples with a bribery scandal that has led to more than $10 billion being cut from its market value.

I thought they already had someone with this responsibility, the CEO. Maybe the CEO just got confused as to whether he was supposed to oversee forbidding bribes versus overseeing bribes.

I blame this on Obama. If only Obama had gone with Single Payer Cheney would still be alive, and therefore the zombie would not be able to talk. This is totally Obama’s fault.

Now get out…

I don’t remember this being posted at you when you’ve blogged about visiting the Bay Area. Maybe Northern Californians are just friendlier…

But even if both Couric and Palin put their best foot forward, the history of bad blood has already given Tuesday morning a heavy air of anticipation.

I anticipate Tuesday morning because I’ll have fresh-ground coffee, a muffin, and some cream-on-top yogurt.

Setting aside the main point of Justin’s emotionally stunted development, who in their right mind even opens links found in an email (even purportedly from a friend) that contains no text other than the link? If his computer still operates I’m guessing its only because the large collection of viruses are providing some sort of ersatz ‘operating system’.

I made it 12 seconds through that CPAC…production…then skipped forward to the 1:50 mark where Sarah Proud and Tall had promised we’d get the full sense of the CPAC effort. Shakira’s Ass is a very necessary antidote to what I saw.

What if TBogg conjures it from the dead? Kind of like the way “people” are “voting” for “Newt Gingrich” and “Rick Santorum“.

Tried to edit…anyway, M83 (different song) did go quite nicely with this incredible video: Yosemite Time Lapse Video

You’ve already pointed out that Shakira’s ass does much good in the world. I trust you’re not planning to make the same claim for Sarah’s loin cloth.

What if life gives you Santorum? Who the hell would accept a dinner invitation from him if he serves Santorumade?

I see its not available for ‘super saver shipping’ (aside from the fact that my stove already has a warming plate). I do appreciate the fact that it doesn’t look like a farm animal.

I live in coastal California.

I was about to order from her gift list until I realized I had no interest in owning a ‘salt pig’.

Having done non-technical climbs, hell…having simply hiked out of the Grand Canyon w/ a backpack, I’m very sure that the joy of buying a turnip twaddler isn’t really the same as that of doing a climb.

(curious…my browser knows that ‘twaddler’ is a ‘correct’ spelling of the ‘word’)

I’m intrigued, though, that her Annual Christmas Kitchen Bullshit List is about to come out. Hopefully it’s not ‘about to come out’ in the same sense that her expose of Elizabeth Warren’s Horribleness was ‘about to come out’ years ago. And I really can’t be bothered to get out of the boat for her list. But I do look forward to you offering The Shorter, and Susan of Texas offering the snarky Longer.