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LeftCoastTom commented on the blog post Look What You Guys Did
It struck me how they must really know their local audience. I thought it was interesting that the local news reporter completely glossed over WHO George Tierney Jr of Greenville SC had directed his potty mouth at.
Yeah, that’s a good point. The whole story also seemed to have a “you dumb-fucks, your kids know better, don’t do this” theme from beginning to end.
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LeftCoastTom commented on the blog post They Call Me Quiet. But I’m A Riot.
Jennifer, it looks like your favicon, which was formerly a basset, was replaced by a blue dot with fingers. I haz the creepz.
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LeftCoastTom commented on the blog post They Call Me Quiet. But I’m A Riot.
Fuck chops all the way around!
What will the English language look like once the alleged Peak Wingnut passes? Will it look something like Klingon?
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LeftCoastTom commented on the blog post Always Something There To Remind Me
“His response was always professional, calm, civil,” she pointed out. “In fact, he even intervened on behalf [of] — to try to help — Gov. Perry when he was stumbling [in attempting to remember a talking point during a debate].
Shorter: He’s always looking for ways to help simpletons like Rick Perry.
You’d think a competent campaign staff would know if they’re dealing with a candidate who’s not really human, and would therefore have talking points ready when the inevitable negative stores surface.
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LeftCoastTom commented on the blog post Dick Lugar Is A Horse’s Head In The Republican Bed
Huh?
as a purification exercise to enhance their influence over other Republican legislators
Can you name anyone more influenceable than Mittens?
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LeftCoastTom commented on the blog post Oedipus, Schmedipus
TBogg, I certainly hope Ann Beerhouse isn’t being offered as a replacement for Shakira’s Ass…
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LeftCoastTom commented on the blog post The Wal-Martian Chronicles
Wal-Mart Stores Inc said on Tuesday it has appointed a global officer to oversee compliance with a U.S. law that forbids bribes to foreign officials as it grapples with a bribery scandal that has led to more than $10 billion being cut from its market value.
I thought they already had someone with this responsibility, the CEO. Maybe the CEO just got confused as to whether he was supposed to oversee forbidding bribes versus overseeing bribes.
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LeftCoastTom commented on the blog post The Talking Dead
I blame this on Obama. If only Obama had gone with Single Payer Cheney would still be alive, and therefore the zombie would not be able to talk. This is totally Obama’s fault.
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LeftCoastTom commented on the blog post Friday Night Shakira’s Ass With Kate Upton’s Boobs Blogging
Now get out…
I don’t remember this being posted at you when you’ve blogged about visiting the Bay Area. Maybe Northern Californians are just friendlier…
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LeftCoastTom commented on the blog post Fate Of Free World To Be Determined By Bi-Channel Televised Catfight
But even if both Couric and Palin put their best foot forward, the history of bad blood has already given Tuesday morning a heavy air of anticipation.
I anticipate Tuesday morning because I’ll have fresh-ground coffee, a muffin, and some cream-on-top yogurt.
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LeftCoastTom commented on the blog post Forced Pregnancy Guy Experiences Frighteningly Swift Mood Swings
Setting aside the main point of Justin’s emotionally stunted development, who in their right mind even opens links found in an email (even purportedly from a friend) that contains no text other than the link? If his computer still operates I’m guessing its only because the large collection of viruses are providing some sort of ersatz ‘operating system’.
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LeftCoastTom commented on the blog post I Know It’s Only Shakira’s Ass, But I Like It … Blogging
I made it 12 seconds through that CPAC…production…then skipped forward to the 1:50 mark where Sarah Proud and Tall had promised we’d get the full sense of the CPAC effort. Shakira’s Ass is a very necessary antidote to what I saw.
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LeftCoastTom commented on the blog post Friday Night Shakira’s Ass Blogging
What if TBogg conjures it from the dead? Kind of like the way “people” are “voting” for “Newt Gingrich” and “Rick Santorum“.
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LeftCoastTom commented on the blog post Friday Night Shakira’s Ass Blogging
Tried to edit…anyway, M83 (different song) did go quite nicely with this incredible video: Yosemite Time Lapse Video
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LeftCoastTom commented on the blog post Friday Night Shakira’s Ass Blogging
You’ve already pointed out that Shakira’s ass does much good in the world. I trust you’re not planning to make the same claim for Sarah’s loin cloth.
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LeftCoastTom commented on the blog post Rick Santorum Suggests That When Life Gives You Rape, You Should Make Rapeanade
What if life gives you Santorum? Who the hell would accept a dinner invitation from him if he serves Santorumade?
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LeftCoastTom commented on the blog post That $1500 Blender Isn’t Going To Pay For Itself
I see its not available for ‘super saver shipping’ (aside from the fact that my stove already has a warming plate). I do appreciate the fact that it doesn’t look like a farm animal.
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LeftCoastTom commented on the blog post That $1500 Blender Isn’t Going To Pay For Itself
I live in coastal California.
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LeftCoastTom commented on the blog post That $1500 Blender Isn’t Going To Pay For Itself
I was about to order from her gift list until I realized I had no interest in owning a ‘salt pig’.
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LeftCoastTom commented on the blog post I Flaunt, Therefore I Am (updated)
Having done non-technical climbs, hell…having simply hiked out of the Grand Canyon w/ a backpack, I’m very sure that the joy of buying a turnip twaddler isn’t really the same as that of doing a climb.
(curious…my browser knows that ‘twaddler’ is a ‘correct’ spelling of the ‘word’)
I’m intrigued, though, that her Annual Christmas Kitchen Bullshit List is about to come out. Hopefully it’s not ‘about to come out’ in the same sense that her expose of Elizabeth Warren’s Horribleness was ‘about to come out’ years ago. And I really can’t be bothered to get out of the boat for her list. But I do look forward to you offering The Shorter, and Susan of Texas offering the snarky Longer.
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