There’s a reason bassets and elephants seals are oft confused!

A basset that doesn’t want to move can only be moved with a forklift.

P.S. Mrs. TBogg is the preferred cushion of bassets.

Shhhhhhhhhh. Wembley is sleeping!

(Big Wembley looks just like Baby Wembley. So cute and cuddly.)

Churchillian. Dignified. A statesman.

Master Fenway.

Hate to sully the Basset thread but has everyone seen this?

Different Places Have Different Safety Rules and That’s OK
By Matthew Yglesias
http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2013/04/24/international_factory_safety.html

Translation: Sure, everything we wear smells like barbecue, but you like your shirtwaists triangular, don’t you?
http://www.mrdestructo.com/2013/04/destructo-salon-does-matthew-yglesias.html

The camera loves him and so do we.

Embiggening works if you view the image in a new window.

He wouldn’t be a Republican if he wasn’t a psychopath.

The volunteer militia types never enlist, yet want “training” from ex-military who would volunteer a few hours in some chickenhawk’s basement on how to advance during a bombing.

Trying to picture this. Wife is in the kitchen making cookies for the 101st fighting keyboarders who are getting “trained” in the military arts from some poor vet who is still waiting for his disability cheques.

Walter Mitty, your tea and biscuits are ready.

hah, if you do happen to go over to Protein Stupidity, the comment section is a Circle of Jerks

Frankly, this common mindset of ‘let the experts handle it’ may be one of the things that allowed this entire horror unfold – if any people saw the unattended bag(s) and did nothing.

Damn those runners and their loved ones waiting at the finish line who focused on the event they were attending.

and

Yes, I spoke with other neighbors as we were…Keeping a watchful eye out on the street despite the fact that the police kept telling us to stay away from the windows.

But, let me tell you, if that kid hadn’t been wearing a suicide vest (maybe), armed, and a wrestling champ, you can bet I woulda taken him down myself!!

Wolverines!!!!

Couldn’t tell if that last one is sarcasm.

I know it’s impossible to believe, but the police and the FBI managed very well without Godlestein and his friends.

Close as close can be. Wembley’s a real snugglepuss isn’t he?

The icing on top of the cherry is Rick Perry asking for federal aid and be quick about it, instead of praying for a solution while shitting on federal aid which is his usual schtick. Note, the explosion was entirely preventable but Rick Perry is also the guy who doesn’t believe in regulation and inspections because the private sector is superior and does everything better.

They certainly do explosions better.

Jen Rubin is worried it might a white guy (like the authors of most massacres in the US) and hence, just “a local crime”.

The innocence of animals is a welcome relief.

May the good outweigh the horror, and may we remember the damage bombs and demented fucktards do across the globe in the name of whatthefuckever.

And thank you for the other Fenway pic below.

“food-ear”

hahahahahahah!

The photo strikes me as the basset version of American Gothic. Add ear fork.

Wadda couple of characters.

The Catholic School Girl jump up and down in her backyard for her fanboys Michelle Malkin would have no objection, I’m sure.

There is no such thing as a “natural conservative”. Just as there is no such thing as a “free market”. If one of our unnatural friends on the right can name an industry that isn’t subsidized in some way by taxpayers, I’ll throw him a m.i.l.k.b.o.n.e. (I spelled it out because it’s TNBB, the boyz might be lurking near the computer, and I wouldn’t want to upset them.)

This just in…

Boehner Rejects President Obama’s Offer To Cut Social Security http://www.nationalmemo.com/boehner-rejects-obamas-offer-to-cut-social-security/#.UWDHudotAw4.twitter

I suspect Obama expected the Douchenozzle Party to back down since many of its constituents depend on social security.

It wouldn’t be a week day if somebody wasn’t picking Obama apart for trivial bullshit.

If they would only get on his case for proposing cuts to social security.

I would give Wembley anything he wanted.

Because he’s CUTE.

Darn cute.

Probably because he sucks whore toes which is kind of gross because you don’t know where they have been. Like, for example: Dick Morris’ mouth.

This reminds me of one of those circular arguments in Excel I can never figure out and the error window won’t close and it’s maddening! Also…EWWWWWWWWWW!