It’s not as if politics is eleven dimension chess or something. Dude, do you really believe Paul is sincere? Nuts or not — he’d say whatever it takes to get enough fringe-dwellers to move him up the political ladder.

And calling us “war-mongering imperialists”? Do you actually regularly read this blog? Or do you just hop from blog to blog, spreading your nasty little inanities and hoping they take root?

(Yeah, I know we shouldn’t feed the trolls. It was that “crotch politics” remark that put me over the edge.)

Okay, people, I tried to get it translated but, unfortunately, Babelfish doesn’t do Gibberish to English. Honestly, Lassie was more intelligible. If it was up to Muffinhead, Timmy would still be down that well.

Why, in the name of all that is holy, did she do this? Doesn’t she have any friends that talk her out of stuff? Does she not own a mirror? At least the cheerleader bit was unintentionally funny but this is just pathetic, petty and mean-spirited. But then, Pathetic, Petty, and Mean-Spirited seems to be the current Republican motto…

Thanks for sticking around. (I don’t know how you do it anyway. I’m too overwhelmed lately to even comment on blogs.) Just pop up occasionally to remind us how utterly ridiculous Malkin and Coulter and George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, SC are and we will be eternally grateful. And, the rest of the time, just enjoy your life.

And when and if you finally pull the plug, we’ll understand. We’ll miss you but we’ll understand.

I don’t know… Can he see Syria from his house? (Well, from one of his houses.)

So — this guy has styled himself the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse and the Co-Prophet of the End Times. One would think that the entrance exams for co-propheting would be a bit more rigorous. I do appreciate, however, his humility is assigning himself only third in the eagle apocalypse category.

Oh crap. More crazy Republican junk. I actually have a relative that made a YouTube video singing some rank-ass song about the government. And, no, I will not ever provide a link, thankyouverymuch. I had to join YouTube just to thumbs-down the old fool. Yes, he is a relative but that’s just the way I roll.

Well, if we’re picking the one that would have the most reasoned response — I gotta go with Larry the Cable Guy.

Oh wow! Early Christmas. So, GreatBoggOverlord, I would like the Calvin and Hobbes thing and the no gas-ripened tomatoes and abortions in every state and…and…World Peace! Yeah, that’s the ticket. World Peace. Also, no more Kardashians. And, if you run out of time, move that world peace thing down the list and get rid of the Kardashians first. Priorities.

You scared me there for a minute, TBogg. This place is my first stop every day. The only way I can tolerate this nation’s craziness is to know that you are taking note and, somehow, making it funny. Thank you.

(Also, thanks for the Malkin video. Every time she tries to make that spastic “S”, I laugh out loud.)

Thanks to you and Tehanu. Seeing as how I’m past menopause myself, I think our having children together would be in the area of miraculous. I do however, really appreciate the thought!

Here it is, ladies and gentlemen — today’s Republican party — Mitt Romney with his ever-changing residencies, EricksonofErick with his posting skillz, and little naked Kevin Yoder. Liars and typers and bares, Oh My! (Sorry. Couldn’t stop myself…)

I saw the figure of $35.00 and thought to myself that that’s really not enough money to be paid to watch these goobers. (Frankly, I would need at least a hundred to sit through D’Souza alone.) Then I realized that they actually want people to pay to see them. Whoa… that is really messed up.

No! I am not King Reagan, nor was meant to be;
Am an attendant lord, one that will do
To swell a rally, stop a bill or two,
Advise the Mitt; no doubt, an easy tool,
Deferential, glad to be of use,
Politic, smarmy, and meticulous;
Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse;
At times, indeed, almost ridiculous—
And, most of the time, the Fool.

Not that the Nuge ever made much sense anyway — but this is a whole new level of stupid. Just when I think the guy has hit rock bottom of dumb, he goes and finds himself a shovel.

Cry Matlock! and let loose the arrows of austerity! — I really love that.

Unfortunately — as much as I’d like to see pretty much anyone replace Chuck Todd — Luke-Boy doesn’t seem to have the requisite “huge chip on shoulder” that defines Todd’s (and I use this term very loosely) “career”.

Well, mikekimel, I blame George Washington. If it wasn’t for him and that pesky Jefferson, we wouldn’t have these over-reaching presidents.

Seriously, dude — priorities! You really want Romney to win? Bashing Obama only helps the Republicans. And you purity trolls are starting to harsh my mellow.

Yeah, well, it’s all fine and dandy now. But if he loses the election he’s gonna have to downsize and sell off some of those grandkids. Can’t keep them all and still have those horses. Might have to let one or two of the sons go as well. (Buh-bye, Tagg.)

Very happy with the winners. I voted for Breithilda so I’m especially glad about that one. However, ever since I saw that picture, I’ve got “Kill the Wabbit” stuck in my head. What can I say? I watched too much Bugs Bunny as a kid.

Sorry Mr. Bogg. My last thing posted after your remark. I would have deleted it but, as Anton pointed out, they are there to stay. I keep my vote for #5. Backing slowly away…