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  • mass commented on the blog post Now Playing For The Bargain Bin Blues…

    2013-05-19 20:12:12View | Delete

    When you make jokes about Timmy, it’s like you are crucifying baby Jeebus all over again.

  • mass commented on the blog post Accidentally Like A Martyr

    2013-05-17 19:43:29View | Delete

    I haven’t bothered to read the above comments. I concur, Mr. Tbogg.

    Holy shit. The nutters know how to focus rage n hate. Our side ain’t gotta fucking clue.

  • mass commented on the blog post Juicebox Jesus: The Forsakening

    2013-04-29 10:54:45View | Delete

    Since all the really smart people agree that “WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING,” let’s send ol’ Juicebox Whatshisname over to Syria.

    Lots of heathen souls to be saved over there, I hear.

  • mass commented on the blog post Teenage Enema Nurse In Bondage*

    2013-04-28 17:05:34View | Delete

    Trackballs! That’ll save our sorry asses! Trackballs…

  • mass commented on the blog post Teenage Enema Nurse In Bondage*

    2013-04-28 15:59:48View | Delete

    Back when I lived on W51st in the city and took the bus to Secaucus every morning, I came down with Lincoln Tunnel Syndrome.

    I tell that to all my buds here in Louisiana. Cracks ‘em all up. Really…

  • mass commented on the blog post Teenage Enema Nurse In Bondage*

    2013-04-28 14:48:28View | Delete

    I certainly hope that pic wasn’t recent correspondence from the L&T. Schools pretty difficult in NYC, I hear. I don’t wanna learn she’s dating a Knick…

  • mass commented on the blog post Moron Labe

    2013-04-21 05:54:25View | Delete

    In the Boston, the four people who were shot –two cops and two suspects — we’re all armed.

    The person who was carjacked and the store clerk who was robbed do not have bullet holes in them.

    Funny, huh? It’s almost as if more guns bring more bullet holes.

  • mass commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging

    2013-04-12 04:42:33View | Delete

    Holy shit. You have a couple of Palin kids there…

  • mass commented on the blog post Next Conclave: Pope Beckham

    2013-03-18 11:12:12View | Delete

    Basset junk shots will probably be postponed until after the conclave, since with the Catholic church weenie-wagging and other such more serious sexual offences go unpunished.

  • mass commented on the blog post Grifting Towards Bethlehem

    2013-03-12 11:25:30View | Delete

    No better way to fight the over-commercialism of Christmas than a book release just before Xmas about Xmas reclaiming Xmas for the Xian Xrazies!

  • This’ll mean a real bump in the polls John McCain’s campaign, so it’s great news!

  • mass commented on the blog post Yesterday’s News Is Today’s Attention Whore

    2013-03-06 13:46:32View | Delete

    Ms. Dunham and Associated Press had better get ready for an all-out assault on their countertops.

    Malkin is a lot like Sarah Palin in that if you ignore her screeching, it’s a sign of your bias. And they

  • mass commented on the blog post Andrew Breitbart Died And That Is Why We Have a Black President

    2013-03-01 13:32:49View | Delete

    I think his last public act — being a Brentwood speedbump — was his only act of public service.

    He lived a life in service to the rich and powerful, kicking and insulting the weak and poor, lying without concience and being completely without honor, compassion or class. Yeh, a typical Republican dick.

    Fuck Andrew Breitbart and his ghost. I hope they buried him with a bad of salted treats…

  • mass commented on the blog post Mama, Weer All Crazee Now

    2013-02-20 22:06:21View | Delete

    Better yet, shove your Ron Paul poster up your ass and feel SUPERIOR!

  • mass commented on the blog post Mama, Weer All Crazee Now

    2013-02-20 22:04:45View | Delete

    Who is this Jimbo hump motherfucker? Go rub your Rubio, ya twat!

  • mass commented on the blog post Mama, Weer All Crazee Now

    2013-02-20 12:43:46View | Delete

    Perhaps the remnants of a “Dirty Rubio”?

    Yeh, I went there. B’sides, Newbie needs a nickname…

  • mass commented on the blog post The Groom Is Still Waiting At The Altar

    2013-02-11 06:07:15View | Delete

    Hey K-Lo, even your NRO colleagues cringed at that one. Go find some self-awareness, you dumbass.

  • One thing’s fer sure: These hags will never get a chance to hear what Gawd’s Own Timmy Tebow says after winning the Super Bowl.

    And that makes me happy.

  • mass commented on the blog post Bill Kristol Now Double-Dog Daring Liberals To Be As Wrong As Him

    2013-02-01 14:35:23View | Delete

    Obama better not shove a bag of salted dicks down Kristol’s throat. I hear they ain’t kosher!

    And thank dog holy Joe lieberman isn’t around to shit on things. I’m sure he’ll be on a couple of Sunday shows, as will the elusive McCranky.

  • mass commented on the blog post Crazy Mama

    2013-01-30 13:54:01View | Delete

    That anyone take seriously a dumbass like this, is amazing.

    Ain’t nobody talking about taking her fucking gun, but she’s got to share her “compelling” reasons to use a high-powered, high-capacity assault rifle for home security. Which, in itself, shows what a moron she is. A round from an AR-15 is gonna go through a lot of goddamn walls and doors before it stops. It’s a major threat to anything and anyone inside a or NEAR her house.

    The best horseshit stories the NRA’s money can buy.

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