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  • mass commented on the blog post All Apologies

    2012-05-25 08:46:06View | Delete

    Jennifer and Wembley brought the fucker George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina to the right place. Good-o!

    I don’t think TBogg did shit.

    Bless his heart.

  • mass commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging

    2012-05-24 11:42:10View | Delete

    That’s Wembley’s Glare of Disappointment: How will you fail me today, Master TBogg?

  • mass commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging

    2012-05-24 08:10:44View | Delete

    It’s all a fucking scam, using the Basset Boys to distract us all!

    Jennifer’s probably going out for drinks tonight with George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina, to laugh at us leftist rubes who come here for entertainment. And Basset pix.

    We’re on to you TBogg/Jennifer!!!!

  • mass commented on the blog post Look What You Guys Did

    2012-05-23 18:51:47View | Delete

    And applesauce!

  • mass commented on the blog post Look What You Guys Did

    2012-05-23 18:51:17View | Delete

    Has this twat denied fucking his sister yet? He must be guilty of fucking his sister! I want to check that documentation, too!

  • mass commented on the blog post They Call Me Quiet. But I’m A Riot.

    2012-05-23 10:52:38View | Delete

    George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina:

    Please call 867-5309, ask for “Jenny.”

  • mass commented on the blog post They Call Me Quiet. But I’m A Riot.

    2012-05-23 08:05:12View | Delete

    Fuck George Tierney jr. of Greenville, South Carolina, even if he’s bi-polar, retarded, hunchbacked, clubfooted, diabetic and/or Lutheran.

    He’s an asshole and he seems to be proud of it.

    If a mentally ill motherfucker takes a swing at you, you’ve still got to defend yourself. Sometimes you’ve got to club him down to keep him from coming back at you. Too bad about the brain chemistry, bro, but I’m not getting the shit kicked out of me if I can help it.

    George Tierney jr. of Greenville, South Carolina, MIGHT meet all definitions of a bugfuck paranoid crazy, but he’s DEFINITELY free to say stupid and insulting shit on the intertubes. No apparant guardians to take the keys to his Twitter. Whether he’s driving his computer drunk on rage or because he skipped his Thorozine, he’s out here.

    He attacked Ms. Flke with his rants, I’ve got no problem with giving him a virtual beatdown.

  • mass commented on the blog post They Call Me Quiet. But I’m A Riot.

    2012-05-23 06:02:14View | Delete

    I’d just hate to serve any of my Muslim or Jewish friends a heaping plate of fuckchops and find that they’re not halal/kosher.

    I’ve got a great recipe for stuffed fuckchops, but it takes a bit of time.

    Grilled fuckchops are easiest to whip up, since you just need to briefly marinate the fuckchops before tossing them on the fire, but you’ll want a thicker fuckchop because a thin-sliced fuckchops tend to quickly dry out.

    Some might prefer to cook their fuckchops low and slow, however. I hear braised fuckchops are a regional specialty in South Carolina, and George Tierney, Jr., of South Carolina can eat a plate of fuckchops with a side bag of salted dicks.

  • mass commented on the blog post They Call Me Quiet. But I’m A Riot.

    2012-05-23 04:41:51View | Delete

    Wait! If you are Muslim, can you eat fuckchops?

    So many questions, Jennifer!

  • mass commented on the blog post Google Killed The Twitter-Twat Star (Updated) Or Not….

    2012-05-22 12:10:43View | Delete

    See what he did there? He misspelled your name as “tblogg.”

    He SO nailed your ass. You better watch out at recess, TBogg!

  • mass commented on the blog post Google Killed The Twitter-Twat Star

    2012-05-22 11:33:28View | Delete

    Clenching my teeth and doing my best Peter Brady: “Fuckchops and applesauce…”

    The red-faced, rage-filled George Tierney of Greeneville, SC, could be Andrew Breitbart of the East Coast.

    I mean, before Breitbart became a Brentwood, CA, speedbump.

  • mass commented on the blog post Angry Boo Radley Is Angry

    2012-05-22 03:14:35View | Delete

    This guy is positioning himself to run on the Teabagger ticket. You’re looking at the GOP base in South Carolina writ large.

  • mass commented on the blog post But Hilary Rosen Was Mean To Ann Romney

    2012-05-21 12:31:01View | Delete

    Andrew Breitbart’s suspiciously quite about the whole Hilary Rosen controversy.

  • mass commented on the blog post All Tomorrow’s Barties

    2012-05-21 04:43:57View | Delete

    But, see?!?! Breitbart made his OWN speedbump! He didn’t demand a neighrhood speedbump be provided by the state.

    Entirely consistant!

  • mass commented on the blog post It’s Silly Wrong But Vivid Right…

    2012-05-19 07:34:21View | Delete

    I think it is necessary to mention something about Osama bin Laden and Andrew Breitbart:

    When a metrosexual black Abe Lincoln kills a motherfucker, that motherfucker stays dead.

    Thanks. Have a great day, y’all!

  • mass commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging

    2012-05-17 18:00:26View | Delete

    Love dem boyz, tbogg!

    However, concerning that Breitbart ‘hiatus,’ did the coroner report two dildoes and one wet suit or the ‘other’ way around, ifyewknowwhatimean and I think you do?

  • mass commented on the blog post Always Something There To Remind Me

    2012-05-11 13:23:59View | Delete

    He’s always there to help the rich, powerful and white.

    Whatta a guy!

  • mass commented on the blog post Bristol Palin Will Explain Opposite Marriage To You

    2012-05-10 12:53:50View | Delete

    Christ on a fucking cracker. Every, single issue and one of the goddamn Palins has got to pipe up, then Meagan McCain and Joe the Not a Plumber.

    We’re doomed as a society when newsgatherers scramble to get quotes from these assholes.

  • mass commented on the blog post Desperate But Not Serious

    2012-05-10 12:14:58View | Delete

    Pantload hears the crowd shout: “Pulitzer! Pulitzer!”

    The crowd is actually shouting: “Putz! Putz!”

  • mass commented on the blog post Bristol Palin Will Explain Opposite Marriage To You

    2012-05-10 12:11:28View | Delete

    Please, Bristol, tell me all about the sanctity of fucking marraige.

    Her main claim to fame is having ridden Levi’s Johnston. You’d think she’d keep her head down on issues of fucking and marraige. Actually if she’d have just kept her head down there, she’d never be famous.

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