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milhous911 commented on the blog post Men To Match My Molehills
if boobies are offensive then boy is this girl offensive
reminds me of the funniest bumper sticker i ever saw:
SCARLETT JOHANSSENN
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milhous911 commented on the blog post Free Bacon Now Outdumbing Daily Caller And Breitbart’s Chalk Outline
the only good thing about andrew breitbart
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milhous911 commented on the blog post Paranoia Strikes Deep In the Heartland
he was groping for the word loofah (and thats not all he was groping for) but overlaid it with falafel, and it came out as faloofah.
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milhous911 commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging
they look so innocent when they’re faking for the camera
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milhous911 commented on the blog post The Illuminati Keep Killing Kenneth Gladney
the Trilateral Commission had Neil Armstrong stash Jimmy Hoffa’s body on the set of the fake moon landing
jimmy hoffa was buried in the foundation of meadowlands stadium
that’s why their football announcers never use the phrase ‘coffin corner’
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milhous911 commented on the blog post The Mysterious Galaxy
best heinlein novel: the moon is a harsh mistress
which i got to read in worlds of if with a
glorious grey morrow cover back in 1966 (iirc).
so neener neener.best heinlein if you get to pick and choose: the first half
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milhous911 commented on the blog post Killing Me Softly With Dipthongs
Killing Me Softly With Diphthongs
leave Sarah Palin’s thongs out of it
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milhous911 commented on the blog post Tiny Caskets Made Of Misplaced Priorities
they don’t care about anyone’s right to life except before they’re born (abortion abortion abortion) and after they’re brain dead (terri schaivo terri schaivo).
you shouldn’t call yourself pro-life unless you care about people when they’re, you know, alive.
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milhous911 commented on the blog post Make Me Shake, Make The Whole Earth Quake
when do we get the photographs of them playing cards with the other neighborhood dogs?
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milhous911 commented on the blog post Lady Would Like To Give Her Lady Wood A Rest, If You Don’t Mind
we all say hello to your little friend
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milhous911 commented on the blog post “We just tease someone ’til they develop an eating disorder. …”
Give me a wolf bitch as a role model any day.
Sorry, but Lynne Cheyney isn’t running this year.
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milhous911 commented on the blog post The Discreet Charm of Griftoisie
if you examine the photo — or the larger version 2 posts down — you’ll notice there is something subtly wrong with their eyes. that makes it their best feature, imho. there’s a lot more wrong with this family, but none of it is subtle.
