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  • mndean commented on the blog post The Negroes Took Our Dates!

    2012-05-03 09:30:12View | Delete

    Well, Wilson Pickett’s earlier Run Joey, Run (similar story, totally different song) was amusing in that it wasn’t morbid and he was pretty much laughing at Joey’s plight while telling him to get the hell out of Dodge. I tell people I like the song without telling them which one I mean (not that most even heard Pickett’s song).

    Ah, Afternoon Delight. The song about sex that kills desire dead.

  • mndean commented on the blog post The Negroes Took Our Dates!

    2012-05-02 17:09:29View | Delete

    No, it apparently aged out like so many other bad songs of our youth. I don’t know whether to be proud or depressed that our youth have carved entirely new avenues of musical crap.

    That said, Goldsboro should get some sort of life achievement award for dreck.

  • mndean commented on the blog post The Negroes Took Our Dates!

    2012-05-02 16:40:45View | Delete

    Bits And Pieces is horrid, but it serves the purpose of making me appreciate a good drummer when I hear one. There’s exactly one DC5 song I can stand, and that ain’t it.

    A woman at the place I worked asked me if I knew the Macarena when I’d never even heard the song. I honestly didn’t even know what she was talking about. She teed it up on her CD player and proceeded to show me the dance. I was profoundly underwhelmed with both song and dance, and I’d lived through numerous bad dance crazes, the first I remember may have been the Jerk or the Watusi. Maybe even the Swim.

    I am proud to say I have never heard a Nickelback song in full.

  • mndean commented on the blog post The Negroes Took Our Dates!

    2012-05-02 15:30:08View | Delete

    What, no Kokomo? I had to crash at a friend’s house when that song was big and he played it on a loop, trying to drive me out.

    At least I laughed at #20 when I first heard it on the radio.

  • mndean commented on the blog post Golddiggers & Trophy Wives

    2012-04-18 20:29:46View | Delete

    Does that dumb Cupp have any self respect at all, to indulge in Cinderella fantasies at her age?

  • mndean commented on the blog post Santorum Quits On America. Will We Ever Laugh Again?

    2012-04-10 11:47:32View | Delete

    Don’t you mean “first as comedy, then as farce”?

  • mndean commented on the blog post Jesus Of Galt’s Gulch

    2012-04-08 18:18:28View | Delete

    Or as a somewhat pithier grifter used to put it:

    “Git on the telephone!”

  • mndean commented on the diary post Why was Michael Cavlan Banned from FDL? by marsdragon.

    2012-03-20 10:34:10View | Delete

    From my old days running and being a mod on a few IRC channels, I learned one thing – you find out who a person really is when you make them a mod. Some turn into ugly control freaks once power is in their hands, others are very even-handed and you can’t know until they’ve [...]

  • mndean commented on the blog post Single Mom Waiting For Her Presidential Booty Call

    2012-03-19 17:35:40View | Delete

    (a conversation)

    “Just who is this young woman?”

    “She’s the daughter of the worst vice presidential candidate who ever ran in America…”

    “Pfff. Means nothing. Any talents?”

    “Uhhhhhh, she’s remarkably fecund.”

    “Nothing else?”

    “No.”

    “Can she trade on her mother’s notoriety?”

    “I’ll say she can!”

    “Sign her up.”

  • mndean commented on the blog post When Duke Loses, Humanity Wins

    2012-03-17 06:28:05View | Delete

    I once saw an interview of him on one of those news magazine programs, at least 25 years ago. What he said in it was enough to make me despise him. The word ego doesn’t do enough to describe his self-regard.

  • mndean commented on the blog post Mile Wide, Inch Deep

    2012-02-24 20:01:36View | Delete

    My Duggar joke: Ew, that pink dress she’s wearing is awful…oh my god! It’s between her legs!

  • Maybe a candiru penile probe especially for him.

  • mndean commented on the blog post Kitchen Not Confidential

    2012-02-08 20:30:14View | Delete

    Didn’t I read a post almost exactly like this a few days ago? My advice from then applies here.

  • mndean commented on the blog post Don’t Worry Your Pretty Little Talking Head About It

    2012-02-05 21:12:38View | Delete

    karenb, you can make a difference! Want to know how?

    Stop reading tbogg.

    Less page hits = less revenue = less Tbogg!

    …of course, you’ll have to convince most of the rest of us to do likewise for it to be successful. Good luck!

  • mndean commented on the blog post My Heart Belongs To Money

    2012-02-02 16:02:48View | Delete

    Wow, I got out of the boat. First McMegs I’ve read in months. The Bonehead of Bechamel doesn’t exactly mix word salad, but there’s no solid reasoned defense of her position, and her analysis is as lame as her cooking skills. The article reads like a “here’s my prejudices, take them as words from on high in confirmation of anything I call fact”.

  • …and as a bonus, ladies, you can relive that famous scene in Chinatown! Being fecund means being daddy’s girl in a very special way! You and sis can compare notes when it’s her turn! A lifetime of fun for the whole family!

  • mndean commented on the blog post There Will Be Teblood – The End Times Are Killing Me

    2012-01-14 20:15:57View | Delete

    Have the seas turned red yet?

  • mndean commented on the diary post Santorum’s Unconfirmed Faith by Thomas P. Davis.

    2012-01-08 14:27:48View | Delete

    @workingclass

    Rand perhaps didn’t advocate murder (though implementing her philosophy would invariably lead to it), but she did admire a murderer.

  • If The Chosen One is benched, he can cry into his girlfriend’s Bibendum-breasted cleavage.

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