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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post All Apologies
Oh well.
At least Andrew Breitbart is still dead.
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Arizona Sheriff Joe Sends Two Guys To Arrest Entire State Of Mexican Hawaii
That’s it, my reality indicator is broken. This shit is so stupid I can no longer tell jokes about wingnuts from wingnut reality. Arizona should just change its name to Bosshoggville, secede from the US, and make having a triple digit IQ a capital crime.
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Google Killed The Twitter-Twat Star (Updated) Or Not….
Tblogg?
I wonder if George Tierney of Greenville, South Carolina has ever tried to tblow himself.
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Internet Man Does Not Want To Be On The Google Anymore
I don’t suppose you’d be willing to go with “Tierneycunt”?
The second n could be silent, like George Tierney Jr of Greenville, South Carolina likes his women.
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Internet Man Does Not Want To Be On The Google Anymore
George Tierney cunt now gets over 3.6 million hits and he owns the entire front page.
His mom must be so proud. “Those labor pains were worth it! My boy Goerge has made the Tierney name inseparable from cunt!”
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post All Tomorrow’s Barties
Claire Booth Luce as a great conservative woman of 2012?
Is this the Year of the Necrophile in wingnut pornland?
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Internet Man Does Not Want To Be On The Google Anymore
My local sandwich emporium now has a sandwich called the George Tierney Jr.
It’s mostly pig labia, but there’s also a generous slice of bull tongue.
In honor of George’s slave-owning ancestors the dressing is Miracle Whip.
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post The Weather Is Here, I Wish I Was Dutiful
Can someone tell me where Nose Candy Andy is buried? I want to dig him up and make a movie called “Weekend At Breitbart’s.”
After the film is completed I’ll put him back. I’m not a savage.
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Desperate But Not Serious
But, but, but, Jonah DID get a No Prize from Marvel Comics once. Does that count?
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Zombie Vince Foster Has Kidnapped Breitbart Murder Witness
I killed Andrew Breitbart. I did it with my little bow and arrow.
And I’d do it again, too.
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post It’s All Fun and Games Until Jesus Loses An Eye
You still haven’t addressed why it’s okay for Dan Savage to walk into a conference full of minors and insult a faction of them based on their religious beliefs.
He didn’t actually do that, so maybe you’re asking the wrong question.
The real question is why the little shits were so “insulted” by a very direct and correct assessment of the odd hypocrisy of their narrow little slice of Christianity. Why fear and hatred of homosexuals is one of the lingering vestiges of stupidity in their particular sect is a valid question. It’s not Savage’s fault that these kids couldn’t even stand to hear the question.
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post It’s All Fun and Games Until Jesus Loses An Eye
But why should an ACLU attorney from New York City tell the people in Chandler, Okla., that they cannot have prayer in the public schools? That’s the essence of it.
Just think how pissed they’ll be when we force tham to change the name of their state to Oklahomo.
It’s not a priority but it IS on the agenda. It’s only a matter of time.
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post The Square Peg Denies The Dirty Round Hole
This is where Douchehat went to high school:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamden_Hall_Country_Day_School
Somehow it doesn’t seem like he was the only asthenic wanker in the crowd.
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Welcome, Novice Minion Intern Trainee!
I think living the cuckold lifestyle is getting to Jesse.
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Ann Romney Is Graciously Allowing Her Husband To Save The Universe
Ann Romney’s youngest kid was born in 1981. Just how long does she expect to be applauded for being Madame Superwomb? Hop on a horse and get the fuck out of here with that shit.
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Sink To The Bottom With You
How could you possibly forget Flowers for Goldberg???? Seriously, some of your best work: http://tbogg.blogspot.com/2005/05/flowers-for-goldberg-nro-post-day-one.html
Thanks for resurrecting this. I’d never seen it and the Keyes book is one of my all-time favorites.
But Goldberg’s a rat, not a mouse.
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post The Cuervo Gold, The Fine Columbian
The Secret Service had to
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Never Mind Taco Tuesday, It’s Mexican Monday!
Or he could just change his name to Zorromney.
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Never Mind Taco Tuesday, It’s Mexican Monday!
This is just more evidence Rmoney is looking for a hispanic VP or someone that poll tests well with them!
Or he’ll just start talking about how his father was from Mexico.
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Never Mind Taco Tuesday, It’s Mexican Monday!
Mitt has the asshole vote all tied up, though.
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