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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Pink Mail
Yeah, I posted the end of the song. Your verses are in there, too.
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Pink Mail
From “Boobs A Lot” by the Fugs:
“Bee beep, bop, de boob a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)They’re big and round,
They’re all around.
They’re big and round,
They’re all around.”It’s actually about breasts, not Komen donors.
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post A Whiter Shade Of Fail
Is Casper the Fucking Ghost eligible?
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post One Thing Leads To Another, I Know
YOU FORGOT FAST & FURIOUS!!!1!1!!!!!
Just read the sentence FAST with a FURIOUS tone and you’ve got it covered.
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Quivering With An-ti-ci………pation
He looks like a pre-op K-Lo.
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Five Hawtest Ladysplainers Splainin’ Sexywrongtalk To You
My gal is red hot.
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post What Would Jesus Delete?
Tomorrow is April Fools’ Day. Can Google embed a CPAC lowlights video as a proper tribute?
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Talking Boob Talks About Boobs
No doubt, images of her will show up randomly on the face of toasted cheese bread for centuries. Stigmata and all.
Let’s just go right ahead and change that term to trigmata.
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Today in How Barack Obama Is Killing Everything That Is Good & Decent
Hoveround-Americans
Ha ha. But let’s be fair. Some of them have Hurry Canes.
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Closing Time At Café Drone
Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos
Cheesy motherfuckers choose shit.
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post The Emasculating Lesbo Bitches At The Bar Don’t Want My Man Gravy
I could carve a better man out of a banana.
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Andrew Breitbart Died And That Is Why We Have a Black President
365 days, and Breitbart still hasn’t risen from the dead. What kind of Conservative Messiah is this guy?
Conservative messiahs don’t resurrect.
They get permanently sequestered.
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Andrew Breitbart Died And That Is Why We Have a Black President
Considering what that skull was originally filled with, the idea of sterilizing it for use as a chamber pot seems…superfluous.
True, but the very last thing I want to suffer from is Breitbart cooties.
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Andrew Breitbart Died And That Is Why We Have a Black President
I’d still like to sterilize Breitbart’s skull and use it as a chamberpot.
Who do I contact to make this possible?
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post “What I wouldn’t give for a large sock with horse manure in it…”
Does this mean “Freddie deBoer Got Fingered” isn’t going to be a comedy?
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Mr. President, Have Pity On The Working Man
I hope Peter Opie dies in a fire.
Not even kidding.
Shitbag.
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Climb Aboard Little Wog, Sail Away With Me
Short, shameful confession: James Lileks was one of my roomies in college. And this should come as no surprise: his dad paid for his education, as well as his room and board.
And he was a dick even then because?
Fill us in!
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post Red Dawn Of The Dead
I’ve been wondering how Wayne LaPierre keeps the blood of dead children warm and unclotted before he bathes in it. Does anyone know?
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post When I’m Called Off, I Got A Sawed Off
How many handguns did Timothy McVeigh use to kill over 65 children at the Morrow Federal Building? Explosives can be made out of commonly available ingredients and it doesn’t require a chemistry degree. Shall we ban bleach?
No, but should we control the sale of ammonium nitrate?
Fuck, yes.
Have any other dumbfuck comparisons? I saw one idiot today say that 1000 people die every year from having televisions fall on them, and that next liberals will want to ban televisions.
Does that sort of comparison make sense to you, too, chuckles?
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MoeLarryAndJesus commented on the blog post When I’m Called Off, I Got A Sawed Off
I know that automatic weapons are highly regulated in the United States and also that there have been no mass shootings in the US using an automatic weapon.
Not since the Valentine’s Day Massacre, anyway. Our government at work!
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