• MrWonderful commented on the blog post Friday Night Shakira’s Ass: The Last Assening

    2013-08-18 18:44:57View | Delete

    Just to expose y’all to another view. In no special order:

    So Tinha de ser Com Voce – Elis Regina and Tom Jobim
    Samba do Aviao – Leila Pinheiro
    Abajur Lilas – Rosa Passos
    Vou Festejar – Beth Carvalho (live version)
    E d’Oxum – Gal Costa
    Charme do Mundo – Marina
    Saudades de Guanabara – Moacyr Lux
    all of Obrigado Gente! – Joao Bosco
    Desde Que o Samba e Samba – Gilberto Gil and Caetano Veloso
    Anos Dourados – Maria Bethania

  • MrWonderful commented on the blog post You’re Prettier When You Don’t Talk

    2013-08-07 09:15:08View | Delete

    Alex Pareene at Salon thinks Prince Rebus just wants to limit exposure of the Primary Hideousness as much as possible, or at least until the convention. I can’t decide if he’s right or if he attributes too much awareness to Priebus. Behold:

    http://tinyurl.com/m3mn3he

  • MrWonderful commented on the blog post You’re Prettier When You Don’t Talk

    2013-08-07 07:42:24View | Delete

    People! Scansion!

    I’m a little Teatard
    Dumb fat schmuck
    Here is my scooter, there is my truck
    When I turn Fox News on, hear me cluck,
    “Tell me how myself to fuck.”

  • You had me at Morningwood.

  • MrWonderful commented on the blog post The Return Of The Daughter Of The Bride Of McMegan McMath

    2013-07-14 08:29:18View | Delete

    Everybody who liked Reagan had a daddy thing going.

    Exactly. Reagan’s appeal was based on his ability to play the twinkling Gramps who, despite no book learnin’ and bein’ a little slow on the uptake, had common sense, darn it, and knew how many beans it took to make six.

    We all project onto our candidates what we want them to be, and then get pissed when they turn out to be different. Reagan was the right’s dream father-figure because he believed it, too, and allowed those around him to usher him offstage and lower the curtain whenever anything happened (Iran-Contra, e.g.) that might damage the image.

  • MrWonderful commented on the blog post The Return Of The Daughter Of The Bride Of McMegan McMath

    2013-07-14 08:11:58View | Delete

    You lost me at “Look,” David T.

  • MrWonderful commented on the blog post Homo Nomo To Be Homo Nomo-ing Nomo

    2013-06-20 05:54:29View | Delete

    We’re not negating the ways God used Exodus to positively affect thousands of people, but a new generation of Christians is looking for change – and they want to be heard,

    So which is it? God? Or a new generation of Christians? Who cares if they want to be heard? Tell ‘em to STFU and listen to God.

    If they were smart they’d say, “Not only have we been dicks about the gays, but this whole ‘God’ thing is starting to seem iffy–like some big fairy tale/hoax we’ve been falling for, for two thousand years.”

  • MrWonderful commented on the blog post Loading Up The Clown Car, Gonna Go For A Ride

    2013-06-03 10:49:06View | Delete

    Trump is literally the only man left in America who really believes that if he looks “serious” in his photos, people will take him seriously. It’s cute, in a nauseating way.

  • No problem. I wish it in your name, if you like. If not, that’s fine. Then I wish it in Beatriz’s name.

  • MrWonderful commented on the blog post Adorable Muffinhead Explains Politics & Football To You

    2013-05-09 06:42:05View | Delete

    Everybody said it was a shame
    ‘Cause her daddy’s daughter din’t do nothin’ when she ran for public office ‘cept leave behind a big ol’ joke in the form of
    Her name

  • MrWonderful commented on the blog post Pink Mail

    2013-05-07 06:35:56View | Delete

    That’s not how I remember it. Rather:

    Do ya like boobs a lot?
    Yeah I like boobs a lot.
    Why d’ya like boobs a lot
    Ya gotta like boobs a lot!

    Do ya wear your jock a lot?
    Yeah I wear my jock a lot.
    Why d’ya wear your jock a lot.
    Ya gotta wear your jock a lot!

    Out on the football, football field
    You never can tell what a heel can wield–
    Hey!

    Do you (etc.)

  • MrWonderful commented on the blog post A Whiter Shade Of Fail

    2013-05-04 12:00:35View | Delete

    Eleven boys and three girls? This is an abomination unto My eyes, yea, for it doth reflect an inversion of My preferred ratio of Mormon men to women, which should commence with that of Surf City (two girls for ev’ry boy) and proceed in like manner from there. Let Mitt Romney and his issue therefore be shunned and his tribe’s women be cast out as up-fucking the natural order.

  • MrWonderful commented on the blog post Talking Boob Talks About Boobs

    2013-03-16 10:37:34View | Delete

    From the Great Female Hope of the Republican Party to its Rusty Warren–in five years. Who knows what the future holds!

  • I had to learn an art form too often missing these days in partisan talk — the art of conversation, particularly with those who might disagree with me.

    Yes, if there’s one reaction we have when watching Erik, Son of Erik and his compeers speak on CNN, it’s, “My, how artistic.” We’ll miss that, of course. But it’s a comfort to know that a comparable artistic practice will now be available on Fox News. You can’t spell “Eric and Sean Hannity agree that Obama is a far-left socialist” without the R in “artistic.”

  • It sounds like she was an actual conservative, as many Republicans were in the pre-Nixon era. The more the GOP became influenced by, and then dominated by, cultural reactionaries, evangelical know-nothings, and outright racists–and the more that constituency has been manipulated by corporatists and plutocrats–the more sincere conservatives must have been (and, you’d think, still are) repulsed. As I’ve said 1200 times online, today there are no conservatives in American public life. There are only Republicans.

  • MEIN GOTT! Why didn’t I see this before??? Soros is a palindrome!
    A palindrome…of…EVIL!

    Worse. A palindrome of live evil.

  • MrWonderful commented on the blog post We Are Thetans In The Material World (Updated)

    2013-01-15 07:08:35View | Delete

    It’s not too late! Sign me up.

  • MrWonderful commented on the blog post Masturbation Is Like A Slippery Slope Or Something

    2013-01-08 07:31:13View | Delete

    This will teach me to post without reading the posts that already exist.

  • MrWonderful commented on the blog post Masturbation Is Like A Slippery Slope Or Something

    2013-01-08 07:29:54View | Delete

    What makes you think you put the ring on a hand?

  • MrWonderful commented on the blog post Maggie, I Wish I’d Never Seen Your Face

    2013-01-04 08:27:51View | Delete

    The final tragedy–if “tragedy” is the word I want, and not “slightly sad confirmation of human nature”–is that, no matter what she (or anyone) looks like, if she had a decent personality, and wasn’t a tiresome, moralizing bigot, she’d find her mate, the way everyone else does. After the callow 20s, men really are attracted to intelligence and heart.

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