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gunsbeforebutter commented on the blog post All Apologies
We are not Republicans.
And how do we know?
Because we really, really like Shakira’s Butt Friday! Thatz howz we noz!
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gunsbeforebutter commented on the blog post All Apologies
Dear Jennifer,
Two things.
First, my inner lesbian is all googlie-smoochie in love with you.
Second, thanks for letting George go. It’s run it’s course and no longer comedy gold.
Third, where the hell iz our Shakira’s ass?
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gunsbeforebutter commented on the blog post Thursday Night Basset Blogging
Cleaned? One of them doggies is a panty-eater…
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gunsbeforebutter commented on the blog post Look What You Guys Did
Breitbarts?
Is that the same as going ToastFace?
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gunsbeforebutter commented on the blog post Look What You Guys Did
Hammers-n-Asses may need a spokesperson or he could model for FuckChaps (ass-less chaps for fuck chops).
But the real money’s in motivational speaking. Who wouldn’t drop good scratch on George Tierney’s “I’m Winning Dick Cheese (and so can you)” Tour?
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gunsbeforebutter commented on the blog post They Call Me Quiet. But I’m A Riot.
That’s a swell recipe. Apparently George Tierney, Jr. of South Carolina likes his fuck chops with dick cheese.
Before
TbloggJennifer outed herself, and showed the Interwebz she’s no carnival bearded lady, I thought fuck chops were mutton chops for hipsters. -
gunsbeforebutter commented on the blog post They Call Me Quiet. But I’m A Riot.
A chunkier
Reese WitherspoonJennifer Aniston type of boner? -
gunsbeforebutter commented on the blog post They Call Me Quiet. But I’m A Riot.
TBoggJennifer, it totally hammers asses that you’ve finally come out.Fuck chops all the way around!
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gunsbeforebutter commented on the blog post Google Killed The Twitter-Twat Star (Updated) Or Not….
Link won’t set for above quote for whatever reason but TBogg’s twitter-twat will:
TBogg @tbogg
George Tierney Exclusive Interview… yes, George Tierney from Greenville, SC http://j.mp/JEEkDM And my name is now Jennifer. No. Really.
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gunsbeforebutter commented on the blog post Google Killed The Twitter-Twat Star (Updated) Or Not….
The one in which TBogg is a
former cowboygirl:George Tierney – Oh I’m going to have legal action, yeah. I’m planning legal action against tbogg, whoever tbogg is, and I think it’s a female. Let me go back here I’ll tell you exactly who tbogg is … Female name that came back was Jennifer something, yeah she’s going to get legal action against her because she’s the one that started all this crap against me.
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gunsbeforebutter commented on the blog post Google Killed The Twitter-Twat Star (Updated) Or Not….
#fuckchops?
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gunsbeforebutter commented on the blog post Google Killed The Twitter-Twat Star (Updated) Or Not….
The revived twitter feed is comedy gold.
Yes, and he’s winning!
george tierney JR @geotie2323
@jeffejames im winning dick cheese!
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gunsbeforebutter commented on the blog post Google Killed The Twitter-Twat Star (Updated) Or Not….
Heh! I’ve been tweeting him praise for a few days but getting no response.
Fuck Chops. Bitchez. Get some.
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gunsbeforebutter commented on the blog post Google Killed The Twitter-Twat Star (Updated) Or Not….
My Dog I have to wonder how he manages to dress himself.
Who says he wears clothes? After all he follows:
Jazmin Nelson @r3e_JJazmin4x
Any guys wanna cam? im in the mood for some naughty fun. message and add me at http://tgo.co/dEA
and
COVERGIRL @COVERGIRL
Connect with COVERGIRLs just like you! Our tweetress Sara is here to help you rock your beautiful by giving you insider access to all things COVERGIRL.
and a bunch of others (though he did clean up his following list last night)….
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gunsbeforebutter commented on the blog post Angry Boo Radley Is Angry
Nothing says stable quite like changing your twitter-twat profile from:
george tierney
@geotie2323Father, former club pro, love golf, and own a business. Life is good.
Greenville SC
to:
george tierney
@geotie2323stfu and mind your own business
Greenville SC ·
No more good life?
I blame Obama.
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gunsbeforebutter commented on the blog post Internet Man Does Not Want To Be On The Google Anymore
Poor Tony Lucca. Apparently George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina has taken his raging Lucca-mancrush off the twitter-twat device.
O/T, but you don’t hear Juicebox Jesus complaining about attention. Huh? Wha?
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gunsbeforebutter commented on the blog post It’s Silly Wrong But Vivid Right…
I can scratch “Finish script for Zombie Breitbart play” off my to-do list.
Awesome! Tnx!
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gunsbeforebutter commented on the blog post The Weather Is Here, I Wish I Was Dutiful
What do we pay you for, anyhow?
I knew it! “Spaghetti Lee” is an anagram for “George Soros”! Well played!
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gunsbeforebutter commented on the blog post Jonah Goldberg and The Amazing Acme Twitter Machine
Heh!
ShoutyFaceBook/KeepOffMySpaceLawn I’ve never felt the reason to follow.
Twitter? Fuck Yeah!
Like you mention (and I mentioned @24) it’s an easy platform to expand your horizons. You need to weed out who to follow and always stay tuned to follow other coolness and the ability to basically instant message peeps you’d prob never be able to text is awesome…
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gunsbeforebutter commented on the blog post Jonah Goldberg and The Amazing Acme Twitter Machine
Add me to the bird-brain ledger…
I follow a bunch of tweeters like Grist that link to a shitload of interesting (to me) stuff…
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