Their you go!

Headed toward San Diego? Yeah, because if there’s anything Charger fans love is a quarterback that can’t throw. It’s kind of a tradition around here.

You forgot the posse armed with high capacity pressure cookers. And it’s only a matter of time before the gubment’s gonna force you to register your cookery, mark my words. This is not paranoid at all.

And who has a healthier sex life, the bassett or the Pope? I think we all know the answer to that one.

Sarah for Pope! Is there a bigger grift than the Catholic Church?? You got your sexual shenanigans, billions in art, gold, land, etc. that can be unloaded when she needs a new pair of Pradas. Then there’s the Vatican Bank. Talk about a line of credit. Your fucking crowns, gowns and shit. People looking at her in wonder, awe and worship.   Finally, the Church will have the perfect representative on earth with all pretense removed. Yay!

So, the twit and the twat prove beyond a doubt that the Israeli Lobby does not exist by shilling for the Israeli Lobby and wondering why the nonexistent Israeli Lobby didn’t stop the anti-Semite because…well, because our number one obligation in the world is to make sure AIPAC is happy. I’m not sure who I despise more, a fucking chickenhawk or a someone who thinks the whole reason for the United States is to protect Israel, no matter what. Why the hell don’t the two of them move to Israel?? That’s where their loyalties lie.

Are you saying you aren’t History’s Greatest Monster? I blame Obama.

Tea Partiers would probably want Pete Wilson to help Ruben lead the charge because of his deep knowledge of “those people”. That’s about their level of self-awareness.

I knew you wouldn’t be able to stay away, Master!

Looks like TBOGG has created a bunch of Renfields. Ha! You think we’re going to have to start eating flies to keep our leader happy and writing? I’m thinking it might be worth it.

Drama, spectacle, bread and circuses? Show your class the Republican debates of 2012. Now THAT was a circus!

The lighting crew picked the wrong day to quit…….

After the game, all can sit down and have some Humboldt Coffee. I recommend the Horowitz blend, named after a work colleague’s neighbor. It’s

Inteviewed before by Shannon. Jesus, what an asshole. “God never makes a mistake…God, blah, blah, blah, God. I screamed “Ah, shut the fuck up” at the TV machine and then emptied the trash.

I had one removed from my face just recently. And it was smarter than Rumsfeld and, as it turns out, not as malignant.

Thanks for that. And I’m sure Wayne doesn’t give a rat’s ass if an ex-felon buys an assault weapon. But vote? Oh, hell no, we can’t have that. We gotta have lots and lots of paperwork to vote because maybe the wrong people might vote. By the way, what is the NRA’s stand on non-citizens purchasing firearms

I watched the testimony of that poor ER doctor from Newtown tonight and I was thinking, how could we force Wayne LaPierre to admit victims of shootings into trauma centers, especially when they are children? And, would it do any good? I’m not sure. I’m exhausted by cruelty and stupidity.,

She probably had it wheeled to her front door.

New Rules:

If you are a survivalist, you can’t have a gun.
If you watch more than 3 hours of Faux News per month, you can’t have a gun.

Is this anything like waiting in line for eight hours to vote or is that a completely different issue? If you have to wait in line longer to register your fucking gun than you do to vote, then democracy is working…you degenerate asshole.

Holy curdled cow !!! (see previous post) How are we to stop the Thetans? I’m sorry, what’s a Thetan? Am I supposed to cream to Tom Cruise now? Somebody please guide me in the size, shape and choices I need for my home front arsonal. I’m counting on the Tbogg commuity to keep me safe. Again, what am I fighting?

I just fixed the lock on my side door from the laundry room to outside. Never has there been a better time for the hordes to enter and assemble in my familyroom/laundryroom/throat-slashing-room. Nobody did it, damn it.